She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)

Started by Jas0nx420, June 25, 2009, 04:37:31 PM

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Darth Wagtaros

PDH!

DontSayBanana

Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on June 25, 2009, 08:20:39 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 08:20:05 PM
I thought Uglyduck was dead.  :huh:
That would be one of the problems.

So now we need to worry about the forum being invaded by Zombie Wacko Jacko AND Zombie UD? :cry:
Experience bij!

Caliga

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Darth Wagtaros

Quote from: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 08:22:11 PM
Death solves all problems.
Disco's been dead for years and it is still a cause for concern.
PDH!

DontSayBanana

Quote from: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 08:22:11 PM
Death solves all problems.

...Except undeath.

See: disco, Yukon Territories, Hillary Clinton.
Experience bij!

Viking

Why isn't this thread dead yet? Admittedly this guy is worse with women than Slargos, but we don't know him so we really should mock once and not care.
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First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

HisMajestyBOB

Three lovely Prada points for HoI2 help

Darth Wagtaros

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jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Savonarola

Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on June 25, 2009, 08:45:06 PM
He was defeated in the Octagon and never really recovered.

Losing the respect of the Yardies will do that to you.
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Octavian

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- Eyal Yanilov.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee

Jaron

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Barrister

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Jaron

Hes going to tell you his story about how he used to live in the Yukon territories or maybe even discovered them himself... <_<


And is UD dead or not? :angry: I'd rather he was alive and well, not dead or faded away. :grrr:
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