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Poll
Question: durka
Option 1: Yes, I've had a mullet. votes: 9
Option 2: Never votes: 34
Option 3: I'm proudly sporting a mullet right now! votes: 0
Option 4: The Jaron option is best. votes: 2
Title: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 27, 2015, 05:12:27 PM
durka durka durka
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: mongers on February 27, 2015, 05:19:53 PM
I came of age in the 80s, therefore I must have had one.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: 11B4V on February 27, 2015, 05:22:10 PM
It's called a Nebraska Neck Warmer.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Barrister on February 27, 2015, 05:22:25 PM
I wasn't cool enough in the 80s to have a mullet.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: lustindarkness on February 27, 2015, 05:31:26 PM
Does it count if I was a child?
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 27, 2015, 05:31:49 PM
Fuck yeah.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: lustindarkness on February 27, 2015, 05:34:31 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 27, 2015, 05:31:49 PM
Fuck yeah.

:( :blush:
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Malthus on February 27, 2015, 05:35:49 PM
Quote from: Barrister on February 27, 2015, 05:22:25 PM
I wasn't cool enough in the 80s to have a mullet.

But you are cool enough to have one now, right?  ;)
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: mongers on February 27, 2015, 05:37:25 PM

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Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: derspiess on February 27, 2015, 05:39:15 PM
Nope.  Came closest in 6th grade (1984-85) but never quite brought myself to grow it long enough in the back.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 27, 2015, 05:44:30 PM
Never intentionally, but when I go without a hair cut for a while I start to get the Michael Bolton look.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: The Brain on February 27, 2015, 05:46:02 PM
I go party in the front, business in the back.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 27, 2015, 05:46:56 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 27, 2015, 05:46:02 PM
I go party in the front, business in the back.

Flock of Seagulls. :)
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Tonitrus on February 27, 2015, 06:46:00 PM
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Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Caliga on February 27, 2015, 07:09:11 PM
Yep.  Wen I was in high school I looked like Garth from Wayne's World.

OK, Garth's fatter brother.  :blush:
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Tonitrus on February 27, 2015, 07:15:24 PM
Being from Seattle and the grunge generation, it was a party all around.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Duque de Bragança on February 27, 2015, 07:39:12 PM
I'm not from the US or Germany, nor an '80s football or hockey player, so never.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: HVC on February 27, 2015, 07:56:12 PM
I had one for a little while growing up. Bowl cut too.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 27, 2015, 09:07:34 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 27, 2015, 07:56:12 PM
I had one for a little while growing up. Bowl cut too.

That and a girl's name to boot.  :(
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 27, 2015, 10:00:32 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on February 27, 2015, 07:15:24 PM
Being from Seattle and the grunge generation, it was a party all around.

:lol: I believe it was the summer of 1989 that I had achieved Terminal Mullet Velocity.  It was gorgeous. I actually had mullets within mullets in the back, lapping upon one another like the tide.  It was like an infinite mullet.  You stared long enough, you could see Billy Ray Cyrus.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Ed Anger on February 27, 2015, 10:03:40 PM
Never had a mullet.

I do miss my Pacer a bit though now.  :cry:
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: HVC on February 27, 2015, 11:09:58 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 27, 2015, 09:07:34 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 27, 2015, 07:56:12 PM
I had one for a little while growing up. Bowl cut too.

That and a girl's name to boot.  :(
Most went the Hilarious route, rather than Hilary. Except for the damn substitute teachers :lol:
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: 11B4V on February 27, 2015, 11:27:37 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 27, 2015, 10:00:32 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on February 27, 2015, 07:15:24 PM
Being from Seattle and the grunge generation, it was a party all around.

:lol: I believe it was the summer of 1989 that I had achieved Terminal Mullet Velocity.  It was gorgeous. I actually had mullets within mullets in the back, lapping upon one another like the tide.  It was like an infinite mullet.  You stared long enough, you could see Billy Ray Cyrus.

I thought you were black, so jerry curl would be your thing.

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Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 27, 2015, 11:31:26 PM
I'd have gone full Soul Glo.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Sheilbh on February 28, 2015, 01:34:05 AM
Never.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: celedhring on February 28, 2015, 02:46:10 AM
I my hairstyle has always been pretty similar to Keanu here:

http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/76/42/53914276/photos/Long-Hairstyles-For-Men/longhair2.png

Is that technically a mullet?
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Sheilbh on February 28, 2015, 02:50:25 AM
No.

Though it is an interesting choice.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Syt on February 28, 2015, 02:51:59 AM
I've never had a mullet. My German brother in law had one, though, and wore it into the 20000s, together with his mustache.

Something along these lines:

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Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: celedhring on February 28, 2015, 02:54:55 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on February 28, 2015, 02:50:25 AM
No.

Though it is an interesting choice.

I'm mullet-free then.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Martinus on February 28, 2015, 03:00:25 AM
Nope. The fashion has, graciously, died out by the time I was of age, but probably would have never grown it. I just hate having long hair.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Sheilbh on February 28, 2015, 03:08:21 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 28, 2015, 03:00:25 AM
Nope. The fashion has, graciously, died out by the time I was of age, but probably would have never grown it. I just hate having long hair.
Yeah I've always hated long hair. I was also wise enough to avoid curtains :bleeding: :w00t:
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: celedhring on February 28, 2015, 03:09:46 AM
I just look stupid with short hair. My head is too big.

I dread the time I start to bald.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Martinus on February 28, 2015, 03:15:49 AM
Well I don't look good in very short (eg buzz cut) hair either. But short-to-medium and wave-y is the look I can live with.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Norgy on February 28, 2015, 04:30:06 AM
I didn't sport a real mullet. I did have long hair in junior high, though. I thought I was: a rocker.  :Embarrass:
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Josquius on March 01, 2015, 04:46:25 AM
Never intentionally. Maybe a little when I've been due for a haircut.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: mongers on March 01, 2015, 08:25:01 AM
This reminds me, 1st March, 'official' start of spring, so Haircut Day.  :)
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Capetan Mihali on March 01, 2015, 09:58:47 AM
No, for better or worse, my hair grows up and out rather than long per se.  I get kind of a Judeo-Morrissey hairdo if I let it go too long these days.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 01, 2015, 10:09:01 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on March 01, 2015, 09:58:47 AMJudeo-Morrissey

Careful with those kinds of loaded terms, Cap.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: DontSayBanana on March 01, 2015, 10:30:05 AM
I had long hair between 2003 and 2005, but never a mullet.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Sophie Scholl on March 01, 2015, 04:31:59 PM
I topped out at the bowl cut/helmet when I was a kid.  I never hopped aboard the mullet express, nor the rat tail run.  All the more impressive for growing up in a fairly  rural community.
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Caliga on March 01, 2015, 05:39:18 PM
My brother and I both had rat tails at one point too. :blush:
Title: Re: The Mullet Survey
Post by: Norgy on March 01, 2015, 05:41:30 PM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on March 01, 2015, 04:31:59 PM
I topped out at the bowl cut/helmet when I was a kid.  I never hopped aboard the mullet express, nor the rat tail run.  All the more impressive for growing up in a fairly  rural community.

Heh. I used to get my hair cut at some old school barber's where my granny lived. He was big on highlights and rat tails during the 80s. Must be the rural thing.  :lol: