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Even though I called it 'Manscaping' I guess the ladies can answer, too. :)

You forgot to put a results for 'None of the above', for the way-normal folks.

In that case, just don't check any of the options. :sleep:

I don't shave. 'Murica.

Quote from: Scipio on January 18, 2015, 07:17:09 PM
I don't shave. 'Murica.

It's got to be said... your beard is cool. :cool:

No, I will not participate in this. Just because we were out for a bit is no excuse.

Quote from: garbon on January 18, 2015, 07:55:57 PM
No, I will not participate in this. Just because we were out for a bit is no excuse.

Please don't hurt my feelings. :(

That's your choice. :angry:

Quote from: Neil on January 18, 2015, 07:10:12 PM
You forgot to put a results for 'None of the above', for the way-normal folks.

+1

Ah, time for the annual crotch shaving thread.

I've tried trimming my pubes, but after 30 minutes of hacking and a pile of hair on the floor it looks and feels exactly the same.

Quote from: Ed Anger on January 18, 2015, 08:54:53 PM
Ah, time for the annual crotch shaving thread.

I'm trying but it'll never be the same without KAP's participation.

I'm a hairy mediterranean boy, and will remain so.

I trim.

BTW, heard a new Eye-talian joke down at the boozer.

Why do Italians wear gold jewelry?


So they know where to stop shaving.

My issue with body hair is that I have it pretty much all over, but in no place is it a luxurious enough mane that I think it's acceptable to just leave alone. :hmm:

I've been shaving my shoulders for years because I just get random stray, long hairs on them that look terrible.  I've also been shaving my feet for years because when my feet/toe hairs get long they sometimes get snagged in my socks and it hurts.

I've also been trimming my pubes and balls for years, and shaving my cock,  because my lady friend prefers it. :)

Recently I started trimming/thinning out my chest hair because it's gotten too bushy and I'm starting to get white hair in there which I hate the look of.  :cry:

The most recent place I started trimming is my forearms... I started that because I've been lifting a lot and it's easier to see progress with less hair there.  I was surprised to find I much prefer the feel of it too, especially the lack of hair around my wrists.

Quote from: Caliga on January 18, 2015, 09:08:45 PM

Quote from: Ed Anger on January 18, 2015, 08:54:53 PM
Ah, time for the annual crotch shaving thread.

I'm trying but it'll never be the same without KAP's participation.

Please stop trying

Quote from: Caliga on January 18, 2015, 09:16:26 PM
I've also been shaving my feet for years because when my feet/toe hairs get long they sometimes get snagged in my socks and it hurts.

LOL, Calbo Baggins

Yeah, I joke that I have hairy Hobbitses feet with my brother, who somehow managed to have almost completely hairless feet despite have a much hairier (we're talking almost gorilla-like) chest than I do.

Gross

Quote from: Ed Anger on January 18, 2015, 09:17:13 PM
Please stop trying

Your request has been considered and rejected.

At least it was pretend considered.

Quote from: Ed Anger on January 18, 2015, 09:34:21 PM
At least it was pretend considered.

I gave it serious consideration. :hug:

Quote from: Caliga on January 18, 2015, 09:16:26 PM
My issue with body hair is that I have it pretty much all over, but in no place is it a luxurious enough mane that I think it's acceptable to just leave alone. :hmm:

I've been shaving my shoulders for years because I just get random stray, long hairs on them that look terrible.  I've also been shaving my feet for years because when my feet/toe hairs get long they sometimes get snagged in my socks and it hurts.

I've also been trimming my pubes and balls for years, and shaving my cock,  because my lady friend prefers it. :)

Recently I started trimming/thinning out my chest hair because it's gotten too bushy and I'm starting to get white hair in there which I hate the look of.  :cry:

The most recent place I started trimming is my forearms... I started that because I've been lifting a lot and it's easier to see progress with less hair there.  I was surprised to find I much prefer the feel of it too, especially the lack of hair around my wrists.

You have hair on your cock? Is that even normal? Granted I haven't seen that many cocks in my life, but I've never seen one with hair on it.

Gross

Yeah, it goes about 1/3 of the way up the shaft.

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Quote from: Caliga on January 18, 2015, 10:27:02 PM
Yeah, it goes about 1/3 of the way up the shaft.

So just a quarter inch then.

Looks like she did a great job ladyscaping.  :cool:

Cal, your hair cock isn't that weird.

I shave my armpits sometimes, my pubes depending on how important it is to the person blowing me, and my shoulders until I fucked up my clavicle and stopped being able to really reach the left shoulder with my right hand. <_<

I shave my face about once every two weeks. Ain't no way I'm bothering with any of the rest of it.

I am naturally hairless on my torso, so I don't really need to manscape. If I do, it's just armpits and pubes.

I'll shave anything once. Just to try it out. Most of the time I don't do it again.  :P

Keepin' it porn-like.

Quote from: Ideologue on January 18, 2015, 10:37:09 PM
Cal, your hair cock isn't that weird.

I know it isn't... or at least I've heard second-hand. :sleep:

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I shave my armpits sometimes, my pubes depending on how important it is to the person blowing me, and my shoulders until I fucked up my clavicle and stopped being able to really reach the left shoulder with my right hand. <_<

I forgot to include an armpit option.  I trim the hair there, too.

Quote from: 11B4V on January 18, 2015, 08:53:38 PM

Quote from: Neil on January 18, 2015, 07:10:12 PM
You forgot to put a results for 'None of the above', for the way-normal folks.

+1

Guys, you gotta trim your armpit hair sometimes. That's why you smell so bad.

Not shaving besides my face (and then I only do half of that). I have a hairy chest, but it looks just right. Ladies seem to dig it, at the very least. The fact I'm blond makes my body hair more inconspicuous, I guess.

Shaving- occasionally shoulders, feet and the very top of my chest.
The rest gets merely trimmed.
The thought of taking a razor to the important part...*shudder*

Quote from: Grey Fox on January 19, 2015, 12:59:47 PM
Guys, you gotta trim your armpit hair sometimes. That's why you smell so bad.

Taking a shower seems to work fine.

Quote from: crazy canuck on January 19, 2015, 02:14:23 PM

Quote from: Grey Fox on January 19, 2015, 12:59:47 PM
Guys, you gotta trim your armpit hair sometimes. That's why you smell so bad.

Taking a shower seems to work fine.

For you, maybe, that's because your arm pits are a good feet above everyone elses heads.

Also, given your height, cc, I hope you trim your nose hair. :)

If I wanted to be in some nasty bush, I'd have fought in Vietnam.

Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 19, 2015, 03:12:37 PM
If I wanted to be in some nasty bush, I'd have fought in Vietnam.

Yeah, the lack of toddlers stumbling around in the jungle was really what lost the US the war, wasn't it.

 :D

Quote from: Norgy on January 19, 2015, 03:32:47 PM

Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 19, 2015, 03:12:37 PM
If I wanted to be in some nasty bush, I'd have fought in Vietnam.

Yeah, the lack of toddlers stumbling around in the jungle was really what lost the US the war, wasn't it.

Agent Orange Tang.

Quote from: Grey Fox on January 19, 2015, 02:46:31 PM

Quote from: crazy canuck on January 19, 2015, 02:14:23 PM

Quote from: Grey Fox on January 19, 2015, 12:59:47 PM
Guys, you gotta trim your armpit hair sometimes. That's why you smell so bad.

Taking a shower seems to work fine.

For you, maybe, that's because your arm pits are a good feet above everyone elses heads.

There's also a product we call deodorant which, in combination with a daily shower, works wonders.

He's French-speaking, so of course he doesn't know what that is.

Quote from: Caliga on January 19, 2015, 06:01:53 PM
He's French-speaking, so of course he doesn't know what that is.

You think he doesn't know how to Google things? :yeahright:

French...  :(

Everything is maintained at acceptable levels, from my head to my toes.  Some are trimmed, some are pruned, and some are eradicated.  This is not Nam, this is common decency.  There are rules.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUfec8S10MI

I have hair on cock too.  :huh:

Quote from: Caliga on January 19, 2015, 06:41:36 PM
French...  :(

www.google.fr

Quote from: Caliga on January 18, 2015, 07:08:00 PM
Even though I called it 'Manscaping' I guess the ladies can answer, too. :)

I do not know what this word means.

Why do you guys have hair growing on your cocks? Did you play a lot with your hands when you were younger?

Quote from: Siege on January 21, 2015, 03:22:55 PM

Quote from: Caliga on January 18, 2015, 07:08:00 PM
Even though I called it 'Manscaping' I guess the ladies can answer, too. :)

I do not know what this word means.

Wives.

Quote from: The Brain on January 21, 2015, 03:24:08 PM
Why do you guys have hair growing on your cocks?

I'm super manly?  Duh.

Just for the record:

I don't regard this thread as Languish's finest moment.   :rolleyes:


And it'll be searchable for Ever, on the Internet, and when Cameron's / Romney's 2018 non-anonymity internet bills are past, everyone can find out who you are and what you do with you todger stuff.   :(





:P

Quote from: mongers on January 21, 2015, 03:50:59 PM
Just for the record:

I don't regard this thread as Languish's finest moment.   :rolleyes:

I don't see it as any worse than half of the threads you start.  :P

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And it'll be searchable for Ever, on the Internet, and when Cameron's / Romney's 2018 non-anonymity internet bills are past, everyone can find out who you are and what you do with you todger stuff.   :(

I don't care.  I'm proud of my grooming habits. :)

Quote from: Caliga on January 21, 2015, 03:55:04 PM

Quote from: mongers on January 21, 2015, 03:50:59 PM
Just for the record:

I don't regard this thread as Languish's finest moment.   :rolleyes:

I don't see it as any worse than half of the threads you start.  :P

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And it'll be searchable for Ever, on the Internet, and when Cameron's / Romney's 2018 non-anonymity internet bills are past, everyone can find out who you are and what you do with you todger stuff.   :(

I don't care.  I'm proud of my grooming habits. :)

When you're older and run for an elected office, you should put that statement on your campaign material.  :P

I will never, ever run for elected office.  If I rule, it will only be at the head of a conquering army sitting upon a throne of the bones of my enemies.

Quote from: Caliga on January 21, 2015, 04:01:49 PM
I will never, ever run for elected office.  If I rule, it will only be at the head of a conquering army sitting upon a throne of the bones of my enemies.

Same. If you can't have a gay dating website profile saying you are in an open relationship and are into light BDSM without the media reporting on it, nothing is sacred.

Once I become Emperor of the Universe, you can be my Antinous, ok Mart?  I'll probably assign light lawyering duties to you also.

Quote from: Caliga on January 21, 2015, 04:01:49 PM
I will never, ever run for elected office.  If I rule, it will only be at the head of a conquering army sitting upon a throne of the bones of my enemies.

Now that should go on your campaign literature.

At least, the second sentence.  :D

Hell, *I'd* vote for you, if you did.  Even if your personal equipment is a trifle ... simian.  :P

Quote from: Caliga on January 21, 2015, 03:55:04 PM

Quote from: mongers on January 21, 2015, 03:50:59 PM
Just for the record:

I don't regard this thread as Languish's finest moment.   :rolleyes:

I don't see it as any worse than half of the threads you start.  :P

So you admit that this is worse than half of Mongers' threads?

Yeah, that's probably about right.