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Title: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2014, 03:24:12 PM
My favorite Christmas movies/TV shows:

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation:  "You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so."

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: The Island of Misfit Toys used to choke me up as a child.  :cry:  And Burl Ives rocks, even though none of you snot-nosed little shits know who the fuck he is these days.  Still the best of the Rankin/Bass productions*, and yeah I went there.  Fuck the Heat Mizer.

A Christmas Story: Department store Santa putting the boot to Ralphie's face still makes me laugh my ass off.

The two HBO would always show back to back in the late '70s/early 1980's--
Rich Little's A Christmas Carol: Playing all the roles himself, although most of you Millennial mutts wouldn't know half of them anyway.  But where else are you going to see Richard Nixon as Jacob Marley, weighed down by reels of audio tape?  :lol:
YouTube has it chopped up in parts, but here's Part 1, complete with Generation CdM/Ed Anger's HBO commercials and intro: http://youtu.be/Ksw0dqLICQQ

Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas: Proof that even The Gift of the Magi could be done by Muppets, with a cool, folksy original Paul Williams soundtrack and delightful set work.  You anime tards get off your cartoon asses, and watch what real artists can do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeG499fHctw

Prep & Landing:  Christmas in the militarized post-9/11, special operators/Seal Team Six world, and a reference to Elf cunnilingus that everybody missed.

My all-time fave:
The Christmas That Almost Wasn't:  Behind on his rent, Santa Claus is facing foreclosure at the North Pole by his landlord, Minsky Moment, and has to take a shitty entry-level, service industry job as a department store Santa (seasonal temp, no less) to get the money;  Minsky wants to foreclose anyway since he hates Christmas and wants it destroyed, as it turns out his letter to Santa as a child was lost in the mail, which would never have happened if postal delivery was 100% privatized.  Soundtrack by the incomparable Glenn Yarborough, it's on Netflix.


*Their Little Drummer Boy gets an honorable mention, even though they don't show it anymore on network TV to placate the godless liberal heathens.


What are yours?  Somebody speak up for Scrooged.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Liep on December 23, 2014, 03:27:36 PM
BoJack Horseman's Christmas Special was pretty good.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Ideologue on December 23, 2014, 03:30:13 PM
The Passion of the Christ.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Caliga on December 23, 2014, 03:44:56 PM
Scrooged.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Ideologue on December 23, 2014, 03:49:24 PM
I also like Scrooged.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Josquius on December 23, 2014, 03:51:02 PM
Die Hard and Home Alone
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: HVC on December 23, 2014, 03:54:30 PM
A Christmas Carol. Alastair Sim version. I've watched it every Christmas since I was 6 or 7
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2014, 03:56:24 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 23, 2014, 03:30:13 PM
The Passion of the Christ.

Dont be douchy.-
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Grey Fox on December 23, 2014, 04:02:18 PM
They are not christmas theme but here Tele-Quebec has something they call Cine-Cadeau where they show kids movies for the vacations. My favorites are the Asterix cartoon movies.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Ideologue on December 23, 2014, 04:27:13 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2014, 03:56:24 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 23, 2014, 03:30:13 PM
The Passion of the Christ.

Dont be douchy.-

I was being douchy, but it is.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Ideologue on December 23, 2014, 04:28:20 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 23, 2014, 04:02:18 PM
They are not christmas theme but here Tele-Quebec has something they call Cine-Cadeau where they show kids movies for the vacations. My favorites are the Asterix cartoon movies.

Quebec shows movies about a pagan Gaul? Sounds about right. :(
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: dps on December 23, 2014, 05:16:46 PM
The animated version of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" if only for the narration.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: mongers on December 23, 2014, 05:28:24 PM
Most of the British ones are long gone along with their comedic stars. 

I know virtually ever show now seems to have a Xmas special, but with fragmented viewing habits, there doesn't seem to be any stand out, big ticket show that 'everyone' will talk about afterwards. I guess that was just a feature of the 'golden age of television'.

Maybe some channel should show 'The Great Escape' for a fair few years, for some reason that was standard British Xmas entertainment.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: 11B4V on December 23, 2014, 06:08:33 PM
Bad Santa
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Post by: Sheilbh on December 23, 2014, 06:14:13 PM
We always end up watching a Royle Family Christmas special.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2014, 06:22:13 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on December 23, 2014, 06:08:33 PM
Bad Santa

Oooh, good one!
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Ideologue on December 23, 2014, 06:23:33 PM
Concur.

I don't like how they back away from the abyss in the end. :(
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2014, 06:24:26 PM
The monologue on Seattle PD was worth it.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Ed Anger on December 23, 2014, 06:33:06 PM
I just can't take A Chistmas Story anymore. TBS can just shove it.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Monoriu on December 23, 2014, 07:07:28 PM
Episode 3, Red Nosed Reindeer, Sword Art Online Season 1
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Tonitrus on December 23, 2014, 07:19:51 PM
Ernest Saves Christmas.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: dps on December 23, 2014, 09:44:50 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on December 23, 2014, 07:19:51 PM
Ernest Saves Christmas.

Joke or serious?

I liked it ok, but almost entirely because of the old guy who played Santa.  One of the best movie Santas ever.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Scipio on December 23, 2014, 09:47:30 PM
The Ref. Denis Leary covered in cat pee, Kevin Spacey, and Judy Davis put together a madcap adult version of Home Alone, where the robber is actually focused on just getting the fuck out of Whiteytown, Connecticut.
Elf.
Scrooged.
A Christmas Carol by David Leane. The definitive version.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: KRonn on December 23, 2014, 10:07:06 PM
Bill Murray in Scrooged is a favorite. I also like many of the smaller LMN and Lifetime type movies that come out.
There are several Santa Clause movies with Tim Allen and Elizabeth Mitchell that I like.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: crazy canuck on December 23, 2014, 10:10:47 PM
Quote from: HVC on December 23, 2014, 03:54:30 PM
A Christmas Carol. Alastair Sim version. I've watched it every Christmas since I was 6 or 7

:yes:

My favourite version.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2014, 10:19:41 PM
Quote from: Scipio on December 23, 2014, 09:47:30 PM
The Ref. Denis Leary covered in cat pee, Kevin Spacey, and Judy Davis put together a madcap adult version of Home Alone, where the robber is actually focused on just getting the fuck out of Whiteytown, Connecticut.

:lol:  I forgot that was a Christmas film.  It counts and is awesome.


QuoteA Christmas Carol by David Leane. The definitive version.

I liked the made-for-TV version with George C. Scott back in the 1980s, I thought that was a decent production, considering it was for television. 
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: dps on December 23, 2014, 10:25:14 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2014, 10:19:41 PM
Quote from: Scipio on December 23, 2014, 09:47:30 PM
The Ref. Denis Leary covered in cat pee, Kevin Spacey, and Judy Davis put together a madcap adult version of Home Alone, where the robber is actually focused on just getting the fuck out of Whiteytown, Connecticut.

:lol:  I forgot that was a Christmas film.  It counts and is awesome.


QuoteA Christmas Carol by David Leane. The definitive version.

I liked the made-for-TV version with George C. Scott back in the 1980s, I thought that was a decent production, considering it was for television. 

What do you think of the Patrick Stewart version?
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Drakken on December 23, 2014, 10:26:37 PM
Quote from: Scipio on December 23, 2014, 09:47:30 PM
The Ref. Denis Leary covered in cat pee, Kevin Spacey, and Judy Davis put together a madcap adult version of Home Alone, where the robber is actually focused on just getting the fuck out of Whiteytown, Connecticut.

I fully agree, this movie is a gold mine of quotes. Connecticut is indeed the fifth ring of hell. :lmfao:

"Lady, your husband ain't dead. He's hiding!" 

"Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I'll stick my own dick in my ear."
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2014, 10:32:42 PM
Quote from: dps on December 23, 2014, 10:25:14 PM
What do you think of the Patrick Stewart version?

I know it's out there, but I haven't caught it.  May see it tomorrow sometime.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: PRC on December 23, 2014, 11:10:59 PM
Definitely Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

I watched Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Jingle All the Way" on CBC a couple of nights ago.  It sucked.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Tonitrus on December 23, 2014, 11:49:37 PM
Quote from: dps on December 23, 2014, 09:44:50 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on December 23, 2014, 07:19:51 PM
Ernest Saves Christmas.

Joke or serious?

I liked it ok, but almost entirely because of the old guy who played Santa.  One of the best movie Santas ever.

Partially serious.  When it came out, I was a mild Ernest fan (one of those, wouldn't-admit-it-if-asked kinda fans, as most probably were), and thought the teenage girl was HOTT as balls (keep in mind, I was 12 when it came out  :P ).
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Ideologue on December 24, 2014, 12:14:27 AM
I own three Ernest movies, but only on DVD.

I also own the show. -_-
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Liep on December 24, 2014, 01:31:15 AM
The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 24, 2014, 02:58:55 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 24, 2014, 12:14:27 AM
I own three Ernest movies, but only on DVD.

smh

Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Martinus on December 24, 2014, 03:18:36 AM
Surprised noone mentioned my favourite Christmas movie/play, Lion in Winter.

Also, Showgirls is set during Christmas, so it counts.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Jaron on December 24, 2014, 03:25:03 AM
Cool Hand Luke.
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Post by: Sophie Scholl on December 24, 2014, 04:20:00 AM
Movies that happen to be set during Christmas:  Rocky IV, The Ref, A Midnight Clear, Die Hard, Eastern Promises, In Bruges, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and Trading Places.  In terms of more legitimate Christmas movies, I'm a big fan of The Bishop's Wife, the original Miracle on 34th Street, Scrooged, and Love Actually.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Caliga on December 24, 2014, 07:43:58 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 23, 2014, 06:33:06 PM
I just can't take A Chistmas Story anymore. TBS can just shove it.
:yes: :hug:
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: dps on December 24, 2014, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 24, 2014, 07:43:58 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 23, 2014, 06:33:06 PM
I just can't take A Chistmas Story anymore. TBS can just shove it.
:yes: :hug:

I've never really "gotten" that movie.  It's not a bad movie, but I've never understood why people think it's great.  I think I may be in exactly the wrong age group--just a bit too young to be personally nostalgic about all the 50s trappings of the movie, but old enough to not have grown up seeing it on TV every Christmas.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Ed Anger on December 24, 2014, 06:42:59 PM
I shot my eye out.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: celedhring on December 24, 2014, 07:11:28 PM
The Catalan regional channel has a thing for running the Mr Bean Christmas special every fucking year. I used to love it, but it's got really stale now.

Nightmare Before Christmas is one of my favorite films ever, but it tends to get played around Halloween. A personal favorite is The Muppet Christmas Carol  :blush:
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Ideologue on December 24, 2014, 09:17:32 PM
Oh, I forgot to mention, I really like Black Christmas.

SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE, DAVE BOWMAN.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Caliga on December 24, 2014, 09:19:44 PM
Quote from: dps on December 24, 2014, 05:42:32 PM
I've never really "gotten" that movie.  It's not a bad movie, but I've never understood why people think it's great.  I think I may be in exactly the wrong age group--just a bit too young to be personally nostalgic about all the 50s trappings of the movie, but old enough to not have grown up seeing it on TV every Christmas.
Agree, I don't get it either.  I don't think it's very funny and the kid in it annoys the shit out of me.  For some reason I do like the dad though.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: katmai on December 24, 2014, 10:05:50 PM
Scrooged
League of Gentleman Xmas special
Elf
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 25, 2014, 01:23:05 AM
I stayed up and watched "March of the Wooden Soldiers", originally known as "Babes In Toyland", with my Mom;  it used to be on every Christmas when I was little.  Wonderful little Christmas movie with Laurel and Hardy in Toyland, populated with all the famous children's nursery rhyme characters.  Some compelling bayonet skirmish action in the big fight at the end, as toy soldiers repel an invasion of Bogeymen from Toyland.

It's on Hulu for interested mutts.
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Post by: katmai on December 25, 2014, 01:26:06 AM
I remember it well.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 25, 2014, 01:33:29 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on December 23, 2014, 11:49:37 PM
Quote from: dps on December 23, 2014, 09:44:50 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on December 23, 2014, 07:19:51 PM
Ernest Saves Christmas.

Joke or serious?

I liked it ok, but almost entirely because of the old guy who played Santa.  One of the best movie Santas ever.

Partially serious.  When it came out, I was a mild Ernest fan (one of those, wouldn't-admit-it-if-asked kinda fans, as most probably were), and thought the teenage girl was HOTT as balls (keep in mind, I was 12 when it came out  :P ).

I remember Ernest commercials Jim Varney would do for Toyota dealerships before he started doing movies;  used to see them a lot for Tyson's Toyota down in northern Virginia back in the early '80s.  They were pretty damned good as far as commercials went.

"See, Vern, what you got here is a bad catastrophic converter."
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: 11B4V on December 25, 2014, 12:01:01 PM
Quote from: dps on December 24, 2014, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 24, 2014, 07:43:58 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 23, 2014, 06:33:06 PM
I just can't take A Chistmas Story anymore. TBS can just shove it.
:yes: :hug:

I've never really "gotten" that movie.  It's not a bad movie, but I've never understood why people think it's great.  I think I may be in exactly the wrong age group--just a bit too young to be personally nostalgic about all the 50s trappings of the movie, but old enough to not have grown up seeing it on TV every Christmas.
It's a funny you unAmerican sods. The chinks singing the Christmas carols is hilarious. :mad:
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: Sheilbh on December 25, 2014, 12:20:12 PM
Watched Scrooged  :lol: :wub:
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: mongers on December 25, 2014, 01:54:36 PM
Watching 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'.  :bowler:
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Post by: katmai on December 25, 2014, 05:06:12 PM
Die Hard
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Post by: Caliga on December 25, 2014, 05:08:37 PM
Good call, didn't think of that one earlier
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Post by: 11B4V on December 25, 2014, 05:15:17 PM
Lethal Weapon
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Post by: Admiral Yi on December 25, 2014, 07:33:53 PM
Trading Places
Title: Re: Your Favorite Christmas movies and television shows
Post by: derspiess on December 26, 2014, 10:52:55 AM
Quote from: Caliga on December 24, 2014, 09:19:44 PM
Quote from: dps on December 24, 2014, 05:42:32 PM
I've never really "gotten" that movie.  It's not a bad movie, but I've never understood why people think it's great.  I think I may be in exactly the wrong age group--just a bit too young to be personally nostalgic about all the 50s trappings of the movie, but old enough to not have grown up seeing it on TV every Christmas.
Agree, I don't get it either.  I don't think it's very funny and the kid in it annoys the shit out of me.  For some reason I do like the dad though.

Love the movie and it never gets old.  The kids finally sat through the entire thing this year, as they did with Christmas Vacation, which is probably my favorite Christmas movie.