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Title: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: viper37 on December 16, 2014, 02:31:14 PM
Butts or boobs, Pornhub insights (http://ca.complex.com/pop-culture/2014/12/butts-boobs-pornhub-insights-map-world)

Africa, Middle East, South America and most of US prefer butts.
Canada, Europe, Asia prefer boobs.  Southern US states prefer butts, New England likes Boobs.  Most likely due to the influence of massive french canadian immigration in late 19th century ;)

Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: derspiess on December 16, 2014, 02:58:17 PM
Surprised to see butt preference so widespread in the US.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2014, 03:02:41 PM
Why would you go to a porn site and do a search for a specific body part anyway? I'd rather see how they all fit together.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: derspiess on December 16, 2014, 03:07:39 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 16, 2014, 03:02:41 PM
Why would you go to a porn site and do a search for a specific body part anyway? I'd rather see how they all fit together.

Why not?  Just sounds like you're stating that you don't have a clear preference.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2014, 03:12:07 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2014, 02:58:17 PM
Surprised to see butt preference so widespread in the US.

I'm pleasantly surprised.

Everyone knows ass men are more intellectual than boob men.

Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: The Brain on December 16, 2014, 03:15:27 PM
Ass is good. Ass works.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Solmyr on December 16, 2014, 03:15:50 PM
Finland is essentially #1 in boob searches. :perv:
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2014, 03:18:17 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2014, 03:07:39 PM
Why not?  Just sounds like you're stating that you don't have a clear preference.

I have a preference for full body shots. The face especially has to be visible.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Josquius on December 16, 2014, 03:42:41 PM
Boobs are best to look at. Butts are best for practical purposes
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: sbr on December 16, 2014, 03:58:42 PM
If I had to choose one it would be butt.

A nice ass is almost always a nice ass, and worth looking at.  The problem with boobs is too many people equate quality with size.  To me bigger is not always better, and then once it hits a certain point bigger becomes worse and worse.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Malthus on December 16, 2014, 04:30:47 PM
Quote from: sbr on December 16, 2014, 03:58:42 PM
The problem with boobs is too many people equate quality with size.  To me bigger is not always better, and then once it hits a certain point bigger becomes worse and worse.

Caliga will be along to execute you shortly - if he can get all the bits of his gun to fit together.  :P
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Ed Anger on December 16, 2014, 04:47:46 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 16, 2014, 04:30:47 PM
Quote from: sbr on December 16, 2014, 03:58:42 PM
The problem with boobs is too many people equate quality with size.  To me bigger is not always better, and then once it hits a certain point bigger becomes worse and worse.

Caliga will be along to execute you shortly - if he can get all the bits of his gun to fit together.  :P

MAH GLOCK
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Monoriu on December 16, 2014, 07:14:01 PM
I don't understand the question.  Can't we have both?  :unsure:
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Josquius on December 16, 2014, 07:15:36 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on December 16, 2014, 07:14:01 PM
I don't understand the question.  Can't we have both?  :unsure:
Only if you're willing to risk the middle.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: mongers on December 16, 2014, 07:39:25 PM
It's an entirely false dichotomy.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2014, 08:33:22 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2014, 02:58:17 PM
Surprised to see butt preference so widespread in the US.

I believe it falls along particular demographics as well, as Sir Mixalot once explained.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Caliga on December 16, 2014, 08:40:16 PM
I like asses too.  Y'all misunderestimate me.  Why, just today I was admiring the amazingly hot ass of an Indian chick who works in our Chicago office.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: derspiess on December 16, 2014, 08:42:28 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2014, 08:33:22 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2014, 02:58:17 PM
Surprised to see butt preference so widespread in the US.

I believe it falls along particular demographics as well, as Sir Mixalot once explained.

I was gonna say it must be skewed by that demo but figured you'd call me a creepy ass cracker again :(
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2014, 09:39:45 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2014, 08:42:28 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2014, 08:33:22 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2014, 02:58:17 PM
Surprised to see butt preference so widespread in the US.

I believe it falls along particular demographics as well, as Sir Mixalot once explained.

I was gonna say it must be skewed by that demo but figured you'd call me a creepy ass cracker again :(

Sir Mixalot cannot lie.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2014, 09:49:39 PM
I never really understood the fixation on breasts;  I mean, yeah, a magnificent rack is a certainly sight to behold (see: Lawrence, Jennifer; Johansson, Scarlett), but it's all optional equipment.  Although I have no psychological hang-ups from successful breast feeding as an infant, so maybe it's just me.  Like a box of Whitman's Samplers, they're all good, whatever sizes they are.

Now, a shapely ass--and its attendant legs--is a different story.  Inviting.  Beckoning.  Taunting.  Gimme some fries with that shake.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Caliga on December 16, 2014, 09:51:52 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2014, 09:49:39 PM
  Although I have no psychological hang-ups from successful breast feeding as an infant, so maybe it's just me. 
Guilty as charged. :)
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: viper37 on December 16, 2014, 10:30:53 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 16, 2014, 08:40:16 PM
I like asses too.  Y'all misunderestimate me.  Why, just today I was admiring the amazingly hot ass of an Indian chick who works in our Chicago office.
ah, you're that guy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOEuFZod7Co
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: viper37 on December 16, 2014, 10:31:54 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2014, 09:49:39 PM
I never really understood the fixation on breasts;  I mean, yeah, a magnificent rack is a certainly sight to behold (see: Lawrence, Jennifer; Johansson, Scarlett), but it's all optional equipment.  Although I have no psychological hang-ups from successful breast feeding as an infant, so maybe it's just me.  Like a box of Whitman's Samplers, they're all good, whatever sizes they are.

Now, a shapely ass--and its attendant legs--is a different story.  Inviting.  Beckoning.  Taunting.  Gimme some fries with that shake.
It's not really about size.  I like them middle range, not too small, not too big.  Asses don't mean much to me.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: DontSayBanana on December 16, 2014, 10:43:31 PM
Quote from: The Brain on December 16, 2014, 03:15:27 PM
Ass is good. Ass works.

I think most of them are searching for the body part, not the donkey.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Ed Anger on December 16, 2014, 10:51:35 PM
I'm looking for good child bearing hips
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2014, 10:59:18 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 16, 2014, 10:51:35 PM
I'm looking for good child bearing hips

New ones, because you broke the old ones?
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Ed Anger on December 16, 2014, 11:00:13 PM
One's broken, one's in Yirope.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Siege on December 17, 2014, 05:31:54 AM
I like very small tits ant tight ass.
I can't understand the fixation with big boobs.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Brazen on December 17, 2014, 05:49:21 AM
Without bums our legs would fall off. Without boobs (and with more pockets) we'd rule the world. And be able to run for the bus without an arm clamped across our chests.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Norgy on December 17, 2014, 05:58:41 AM
Quote from: mongers on December 16, 2014, 07:39:25 PM
It's an entirely false dichotomy.

Yes, yes, it is, but that doesn't detract from the entertainment value of slugging it out over tight buns and big 'uns.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Siege on December 17, 2014, 06:46:23 AM
Quote from: Brazen on December 17, 2014, 05:49:21 AM
Without bums our legs would fall off. Without boobs (and with more pockets) we'd rule the world. And be able to run for the bus without an arm clamped across our chests.
You are describing a man.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Solmyr on December 17, 2014, 07:21:13 AM
Quote from: Siege on December 17, 2014, 06:46:23 AM
Quote from: Brazen on December 17, 2014, 05:49:21 AM
Without bums our legs would fall off. Without boobs (and with more pockets) we'd rule the world. And be able to run for the bus without an arm clamped across our chests.
You are describing a man.

So are you.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Norgy on December 17, 2014, 09:29:33 AM
Some like small girls, some like women. I am in the "women" camp.

Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 17, 2014, 09:45:07 AM
Quote from: Brazen on December 17, 2014, 05:49:21 AMAnd be able to run for the bus without an arm clamped across our chests.

Those things have got to be a real pain in the ass to deal with.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: derspiess on December 17, 2014, 09:48:09 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 17, 2014, 09:45:07 AM
Those things have got to be a real pain in the ass to deal with.

Great way to get a bartender's attention, though :mellow:
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 17, 2014, 09:58:42 AM
Shame we can't leverage "scrotum cleavage".  Now wouldn't that make the workplace uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: garbon on December 17, 2014, 10:13:17 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2014, 09:49:39 PM
Like a box of Whitman's Samplers, they're all good, whatever sizes they are.

I think you mean like a box of Whitman's Samplers, they are already rather meh and there are much better things available. :hug:
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 17, 2014, 10:19:00 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 17, 2014, 10:13:17 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2014, 09:49:39 PM
Like a box of Whitman's Samplers, they're all good, whatever sizes they are.

I think you mean like a box of Whitman's Samplers, they are already rather meh and there are much better things available. :hug:

Don't be a snob.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Tonitrus on December 18, 2014, 12:58:53 AM
I am pretty sure all gay men would have to choose ass over boobs.  :P
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 18, 2014, 02:41:52 AM
I dunno, there's definitely a subset of gays who work out so much their pecs look like boobs.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Brazen on December 18, 2014, 09:05:23 AM
You know that naked run I did back in summer? A lot of men were complaining of ball-ache.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: Rasputin on December 18, 2014, 09:11:22 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 17, 2014, 09:58:42 AM
Shame we can't leverage "scrotum cleavage".  Now wouldn't that make the workplace uncomfortable.

on a occasion i pull them out in the workplace to induce mass hypnosis

the shinning brass is visually stunning but the melodic clanging tones prove mezmerizing to most, especially irish women; it must be a genetic marker
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: garbon on December 18, 2014, 09:28:44 AM
Quote from: Brazen on December 18, 2014, 09:05:23 AM
You know that naked run I did back in summer? A lot of men were complaining of ball-ache.

Well at a naked run, that could be describing more than one thing. ;)
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: derspiess on December 18, 2014, 09:31:20 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 17, 2014, 10:19:00 AM
Don't be a snob.

I'm with garbo.  Whitman's is really subpar chocolate.  If we get a box of it from a vendor around the holidays, that's a clear sign to me that the vendor hates us and does not value our business.
Title: Re: Boobs or butts: Maps shows wich part of the world are civilized
Post by: garbon on December 18, 2014, 09:33:23 AM
Quote from: derspiess on December 18, 2014, 09:31:20 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 17, 2014, 10:19:00 AM
Don't be a snob.

I'm with garbo.  Whitman's is really subpar chocolate.  If we get a box of it from a vendor around the holidays, that's a clear sign to me that the vendor hates us and does not value our business.

Thank you. Not that there can't be shitty chocolate that is fun to eat - just that Whitman's is definitely not that.