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Title: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: Syt on October 30, 2014, 11:58:06 PM
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-10-28/clown-terror-spreads-in-france/5846008

QuoteClown terror spreads in France, another teenager arrested

A 14-year-old dressed as a clown has been arrested near Paris for attempting to attack a woman, in the latest incident of fake, evil clowns terrorising passers-by in France.

Complaints have poured in recently over "armed clowns" wreaking havoc in various parts of the country.

Police have detained several people dressed as the pranksters - some carrying pistols, knives and baseball bats.

The bizarre phenomenon has even prompted anti-clown vigilantism, forcing police to try to quell the hysteria by saying there have only been a few sightings of the terrifying clowns.

On Monday, a woman who had just got out of her car in Chelles, an eastern suburb 18 kilometres from central Paris, called the police, saying two clowns - one of whom was armed with a fake axe - had attacked her, a source said.

They escaped when a passer-by armed with a baseball bat tried to stop them.

One of the pranksters was later detained when police spotted him, white make-up still covering his face.

In a separate incident just half-an-hour afterwards, a dozen people wearing the smiling, white masks associated with the Anonymous hacktivist collective attacked three youths and stole their mobile phones at a station in Melun, a south-eastern suburb of Paris.

The "evil clown" trend previously seen in the United States and Britain only began in the north of France in early October.

In the town of Bethune, a 19-year-old received a six-month suspended jail term last week for threatening passers-by while dressed as a clown.

The "clowns" have been "mostly spotted outside schools, but also on public roads, in bushes, and in a square," a police source in northern France said.

"Their targets are often young children or teenagers, but also adults." It then spread to the south of France.

'Clown hunters' also on police radar

French police released information warning against armed anti-clown vigilantes taking to the streets.

"The National Police have received many reports of clowns frightening passers-by, but many are fanciful and the proportion of children," the police service said on its Facebook page. 

"Symptomatic of the impact of the internet, this phenomenon can generate harmful individual derivatives and disturbances to public order.

"On social networks, groups calling for collective mobilisations against clowns have appeared.

"Any person, aggressive clowns or hunters of clowns, discovered in possession of a weapon on the highway will be arrested."

Police on Saturday night arrested 14 teenagers dressed as clowns and carrying weapons in the Mediterranean port town of Agde.

In the nearby city of Montpellier, a man disguised as a clown was arrested after beating a pedestrian with an iron bar.

Theories abound as to the origin of the not-so-funny trend of violence in a country where Halloween has yet to take hold.

The suggestions include a challenge launched on social networks, a popular video on YouTube showing a terrifying clown pranking people or even a recent episode of the popular TV series American Horror Story featuring Twisty the killer clown.
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: garbon on October 31, 2014, 12:10:30 AM
Fake clowns?
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: Valmy on October 31, 2014, 12:12:29 AM
When are the "moderate" clowns going to step up and condemn these attacks?
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 31, 2014, 01:37:16 AM
Quote from: Valmy on October 31, 2014, 12:12:29 AM
When are the "moderate" clowns going to step up and condemn these attacks?
:lmfao:
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: Duque de Bragança on October 31, 2014, 03:08:50 AM
Quote from: Valmy on October 31, 2014, 12:12:29 AM
When are the "moderate" clowns going to step up and condemn these attacks?

It's more of a sad clown vs happy clown issue.
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: Martinus on October 31, 2014, 04:09:37 AM
I love that there are "passerbys armed with a baseball bat" in Paris. :D

Maybe that was a baguette?
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: The Larch on October 31, 2014, 05:34:32 AM
Maybe it's a viral campaign to promote the latest American Horror Story.  :P

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.theatlantic.com%2Fstatic%2Fnewsroom%2Fimg%2Fmt%2F2014%2F10%2Ftwisty_the_clown%2Flead.png%3Fnd8d6c&hash=336513401391237ec5364f517becab48bf96326f)
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: KRonn on October 31, 2014, 10:15:22 AM
What a bunch of clowns these people are....
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: Malthus on October 31, 2014, 10:16:52 AM
Quote from: Valmy on October 31, 2014, 12:12:29 AM
When are the "moderate" clowns going to step up and condemn these attacks?

:D

*Cue ten-page argument as to why putting on the makeup and funny wig inevitably leads to violence*
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: Syt on October 31, 2014, 10:17:25 AM
No word yet if these clowns are from Outer Space.
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: Martinus on October 31, 2014, 10:19:37 AM
Quote from: The Larch on October 31, 2014, 05:34:32 AM
Maybe it's a viral campaign to promote the latest American Horror Story.  :P

Twisty was not evil, just misunderstood.  :secret:
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: Josquius on October 31, 2014, 04:30:22 PM
It is said that clowning is dying in large part due to evil clowns in the media.
Could this be the final nail?
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 31, 2014, 04:36:05 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 31, 2014, 10:16:52 AM
:D

*Cue ten-page argument as to why putting on the makeup and funny wig inevitably leads to violence*

Violence is not intrinsic to clowning.  Rather it's about the interrelatedness of happiness and sadness.
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: derspiess on October 31, 2014, 04:55:23 PM
I could imagine this being hazardous for the clowns.  Some people don't just run away.
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: mongers on October 31, 2014, 05:04:43 PM
This anything to do with the drones over French nuclear plants?  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: Savonarola on October 31, 2014, 05:12:13 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 31, 2014, 12:10:30 AM
Fake clowns?

In France real clowns have to be licensed, bonded and belong to the clown union.  These are scab clowns. :mad:
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: garbon on November 01, 2014, 12:02:59 AM
:D
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: Razgovory on November 01, 2014, 01:41:44 AM
Fucking Juggalos.
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: grumbler on November 01, 2014, 07:14:21 AM
If this happens to you, go straight for the juggler.
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: Martinus on November 01, 2014, 07:48:29 AM
Quote from: grumbler on November 01, 2014, 07:14:21 AM
If this happens to you, go straight for the juggler.
:D
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: sbr on November 01, 2014, 12:36:38 PM
Quote from: grumbler on November 01, 2014, 07:14:21 AM
If this happens to you, go straight for the juggler.

Dammit, that is my favorite joke and I missed it. :(
Title: Re: Evil clowns attack in France
Post by: 11B4V on November 01, 2014, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 01, 2014, 01:41:44 AM
Fucking Juggalos.

First thing that popped into my head.