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Title: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on August 21, 2014, 12:53:03 PM
So, I thought what we need is a bona fide food porn thread. :P

I have recently become a fan of steaks (a great butcher opened nearby, with grass fed Polish beef) and was wondering if the Languish community has any good recipes. So far my favourite has been very simple - just put some salt and pepper on, and fry it for 3 minutes on each side, with no oil/butter (just a bunch of mushrooms on butter as a side).

it looks like this before:

Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on August 21, 2014, 12:53:19 PM
After:
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on August 21, 2014, 12:56:06 PM
Final:
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 21, 2014, 12:58:16 PM
That is incredibly gay dishware.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on August 21, 2014, 01:00:10 PM
This is actually a cheese knife but it is very handy for a steak.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: garbon on August 21, 2014, 01:00:38 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 21, 2014, 12:58:16 PM
That is incredibly gay dishware.

:hmm:
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Jacob on August 21, 2014, 01:06:04 PM
I throw the steaks on the grill, but yeah that's pretty much how I cook them. A few minutes on either side, with a bit of salt. I don't bother with pepper.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Barrister on August 21, 2014, 01:24:39 PM
First of all, the western Canadian in me tears up that you're cooking those steaks in a grill pan, and not outside over open flame like God intended.

There's nothing wrong with a very simple salt and pepper seasoning on a steak.  If I want to get "fancy" though I'll rub the steak with a piece of garlic, season with salt and pepper, apply some olive oil, and then some minced up rosemary.  It's subtle, but does add an extra bit of flavour while not detracting from the meat itself.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Syt on August 21, 2014, 01:25:27 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 21, 2014, 12:58:16 PM
That is incredibly gay dishware.

My plates look the same. :unsure:
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on August 21, 2014, 01:35:02 PM
Quote from: Syt on August 21, 2014, 01:25:27 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 21, 2014, 12:58:16 PM
That is incredibly gay dishware.

My plates look the same. :unsure:

:nelson:
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: LaCroix on August 21, 2014, 01:36:03 PM
i've been forgetting to eat again. i think i'm barely reaching 1200 calories/day.  :weep:
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on August 21, 2014, 01:36:26 PM
Quote from: Barrister on August 21, 2014, 01:24:39 PM
First of all, the western Canadian in me tears up that you're cooking those steaks in a grill pan, and not outside over open flame like God intended.

There's nothing wrong with a very simple salt and pepper seasoning on a steak.  If I want to get "fancy" though I'll rub the steak with a piece of garlic, season with salt and pepper, apply some olive oil, and then some minced up rosemary.  It's subtle, but does add an extra bit of flavour while not detracting from the meat itself.

Well, I live in one of those weird places with residential areas mixed with shops called cities so having a grill on my balcony is a no-no (I barely managed to install an AC unit without my condo association throwing a fit :P). But the seasoning idea looks nice.  :hug:
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Barrister on August 21, 2014, 01:45:14 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 21, 2014, 01:36:26 PM
Quote from: Barrister on August 21, 2014, 01:24:39 PM
First of all, the western Canadian in me tears up that you're cooking those steaks in a grill pan, and not outside over open flame like God intended.

There's nothing wrong with a very simple salt and pepper seasoning on a steak.  If I want to get "fancy" though I'll rub the steak with a piece of garlic, season with salt and pepper, apply some olive oil, and then some minced up rosemary.  It's subtle, but does add an extra bit of flavour while not detracting from the meat itself.

Well, I live in one of those weird places with residential areas mixed with shops called cities so having a grill on my balcony is a no-no (I barely managed to install an AC unit without my condo association throwing a fit :P). But the seasoning idea looks nice.  :hug:

If a condo board tried to prevent people from having a barbecue on their balcony there'd be open revolt.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 21, 2014, 11:36:41 PM
Quote from: Barrister on August 21, 2014, 01:45:14 PM
If a condo board tried to prevent people from having a barbecue on their balcony there'd be open revolt.

I don't have to worry about the condo board doing it, that's the Fire Department's gig.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 21, 2014, 11:44:06 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 21, 2014, 01:00:10 PM
This is actually a cheese knife but it is very handy for a steak.

You lose points for using a glass top stove, however.  You poured all that money into that unit, and yet you go ghetto with the range.  How gauche.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Razgovory on August 21, 2014, 11:52:28 PM
Wait, is Marty jerking off to food now?
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 22, 2014, 12:03:33 AM
He wanted to know what 3rd base felt like.

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Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 12:10:17 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 21, 2014, 11:44:06 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 21, 2014, 01:00:10 PM
This is actually a cheese knife but it is very handy for a steak.

You lose points for using a glass top stove, however.  You poured all that money into that unit, and yet you go ghetto with the range.  How gauche.

I don't have a glass top stove.  :huh:

The white/gray surface in the first two pictures is stone/stone composite, the surface in the third picture is glass but it is a kitchen table, not stove.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Tonitrus on August 22, 2014, 12:16:12 AM
We US Americans call that black, smooth-surface range top a "glass-top stove".  (at least, I don't see any electric coils or gas burners)
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 12:18:12 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on August 22, 2014, 12:16:12 AM
We US Americans call that black, smooth-surface range top a "glass-top stove".  (at least, I don't see any electric coils or gas burners)

You mean the last picture? My entire kitchen/living room is a mix of wallnut wood and shiny black surface - it's a designer coffee table (with a matching kitchen table) and kitchen cabinets. I don't think it's ghetto.  <_<
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Tonitrus on August 22, 2014, 12:19:24 AM
Nah, the first two pics...the surface your grill pan is cooking the steak on.

Edit:  BTW, that steak knife in pic #3 looks like something a Klingon might use.  :D
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Tonitrus on August 22, 2014, 12:23:12 AM
And the only thing I have against glass-top ranges is that when something gets cooked/stuck on, it's a bitch to clean off and replacing the surface can't be easy.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 12:24:44 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on August 22, 2014, 12:19:24 AM
Nah, the first two pics...the surface your grill pan is cooking the steak on.

Edit:  BTW, that steak knife in pic #3 looks like something a Klingon might use.  :D

Oh, it's an induction panel. What was I supposed to get? A gas stove?  :hmm:

I have a normal oven as well, it's just elsewhere in the kitchen.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Tonitrus on August 22, 2014, 12:30:10 AM
I think induction panels built into a countertop are pretty rare over here.  We mostly have the range/stove/oven combo.  If it is built into the countertop (like what my parent's have), it is usually still a full-on electric range, or glass-top electric...not induction.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 22, 2014, 12:38:18 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 12:24:44 AM
Oh, it's an induction panel. What was I supposed to get? A gas stove?  :hmm:

I have a normal oven as well, it's just elsewhere in the kitchen.

Yes, gas.  :mad: Figured you'd have put out for at least a decent Viking, if only for a 4-burner.

Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 12:40:13 AM
Would it not be simply the case of picking whatever stove top you like and then cutting the right sized hole in the countertop? That's what I did.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 12:42:24 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 22, 2014, 12:38:18 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 12:24:44 AM
Oh, it's an induction panel. What was I supposed to get? A gas stove?  :hmm:

I have a normal oven as well, it's just elsewhere in the kitchen.

Yes, gas.  :mad: Figured you'd have put out for at least a decent Viking, if only for a 4-burner.

Well, an induction panel heats up and cools down within seconds, only heats the area in contact with the pan (so the risk of accidentally burning yourself is small) and is green friendly. Plus new condos are very rarely built here with gas access.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Tonitrus on August 22, 2014, 12:48:18 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 12:42:24 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 22, 2014, 12:38:18 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 12:24:44 AM
Oh, it's an induction panel. What was I supposed to get? A gas stove?  :hmm:

I have a normal oven as well, it's just elsewhere in the kitchen.

Yes, gas.  :mad: Figured you'd have put out for at least a decent Viking, if only for a 4-burner.

Well, an induction panel heats up and cools down within seconds, only heats the area in contact with the pan (so the risk of accidentally burning yourself is small) and is green friendly. Plus new condos are very rarely built here with gas access.

Hurrah, at least Poland is planning on a Russia-free future.  :)
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 01:21:51 AM
Oh yeah.  :menace:
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 22, 2014, 01:32:03 AM
How does Poland generate electricity?
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 01:37:27 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 22, 2014, 01:32:03 AM
How does Poland generate electricity?

Mainly locally mined coal (87% of all electricity generated in 2012), with some secondary hydro and wind energy. We use gas but it is not substantial (maybe 2-5%).
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: citizen k on August 22, 2014, 01:44:59 AM
Can the induction panel do this?

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Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 01:53:38 AM
Quote from: citizen k on August 22, 2014, 01:44:59 AM
Can the induction panel do this?

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No, but this oven can. :P

Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Tonitrus on August 22, 2014, 02:05:04 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 01:37:27 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 22, 2014, 01:32:03 AM
How does Poland generate electricity?

Mainly locally mined coal (87% of all electricity generated in 2012), with some secondary hydro and wind energy. We use gas but it is not substantial (maybe 2-5%).

Such a reliance on coal is probably not so great in the long term either.

Edit: Also, the U.S. government disagrees with your stats.  :P

Though you mentioned production, not consumption. :hmm:

http://www.eia.gov/countries/country-data.cfm?fips=pl
QuoteIn 2012, Poland's total primary energy consumption was 3.9 quadrillion Btu. Coal constituted 55% of consumption, with the remainder represented by oil (26%), natural gas (15%), and renewable energy sources (4%), according to the BP 2013 Statistical Review.

Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 03:05:13 AM
I took my data from the Polish energy regulator's website.  :huh:
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: MadImmortalMan on August 22, 2014, 04:38:28 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 22, 2014, 12:38:18 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 12:24:44 AM
Oh, it's an induction panel. What was I supposed to get? A gas stove?  :hmm:

I have a normal oven as well, it's just elsewhere in the kitchen.

Yes, gas.  :mad: Figured you'd have put out for at least a decent Viking, if only for a 4-burner.

I have a six-burner Viking. The damn thing has enough BTUs to heat the whole house if I turn them all on. :P


Anyway, here's my cooktop steak method. Use a cast iron pan and heat it way the hell up. Then take your steak and put it on its side on the pan. The steak usually has a fatty edge--that's the one you want to cook first. Use no oil, butter or anything. Cook that side edge to get your oil to cook with and then do it a few minutes a side. Use some salt. That's it. Nothing else needed.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 05:02:13 AM
Any suggestions for the sides?
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: garbon on August 22, 2014, 08:50:20 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 01:53:38 AM
Quote from: citizen k on August 22, 2014, 01:44:59 AM
Can the induction panel do this?

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No, but this oven can. :P



Baking a pepper (which your oven would do) isn't the same though.

Actually that was my one thing against the electric stove I had, I couldn't roast tomatoes over a flame for when making salsa.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on August 22, 2014, 10:12:23 AM
Wouldn't putting them on a hot grill serve the same purpose?
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: garbon on August 22, 2014, 10:56:55 AM
A grill over an open flame? Sure. :)
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Liep on September 04, 2014, 08:11:25 AM
Sometimes, only for a few moments, I wish I were American. This time, because of Pizza Hut's bacon and cheese stuffed crust pizza. Holy shit.

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Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Syt on September 04, 2014, 08:13:58 AM
My delivery service does a chili cheese crust. Which is ok. Basically a spicy cheese crust. But I add bacon to my pizza.

Most recent pizza I ordered: buffalo sauce, feta, jalapenos, spicy chicken, bacon, beans, meatballs. With chili cheese crust.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 04, 2014, 08:28:36 AM
I was rather unimpressed when I tried Pizza Hut's stuffed crust pizza, though they didn't include bacon back then.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: derspiess on September 04, 2014, 08:38:10 AM
Yeah, the stuffed crust always sounded better in theory than in practice.  IIRC at one point Pizza Hut was baking pasta into their crust, which was just bizarre no matter how you slice it (sorry).
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: alfred russel on September 04, 2014, 09:41:48 AM
Quote from: Liep on September 04, 2014, 08:11:25 AM
Sometimes, only for a few moments, I wish I were American. This time, because of Pizza Hut's bacon and cheese stuffed crust pizza. Holy shit.

Pizza Hut is an abomination to hod. I'm not saying that out of some healthy or food snob place, it just really is terrible.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: garbon on September 04, 2014, 10:15:04 AM
Stuffed crust pizza? Ugh.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: DGuller on September 04, 2014, 12:54:25 PM
Pizza Hut is not a terrible food.  I'm not sure what it is, but it's not food.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: garbon on September 04, 2014, 12:57:58 PM
Quote from: DGuller on September 04, 2014, 12:54:25 PM
Pizza Hut is not a terrible food.  I'm not sure what it is, but it's not food.

Says BK.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Caliga on September 04, 2014, 07:31:21 PM
pulled pork sammiches I made the other day
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Caliga on September 04, 2014, 07:33:29 PM
hash I made with the leftovers tonight, served over rice
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Ed Anger on September 04, 2014, 08:53:20 PM
I'd pour A1 sauce all over Mart's steak. And cook it well done.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: alfred russel on September 04, 2014, 09:00:27 PM
Cal, the meat in the sandwiches looks awesome, as does the hash over rice. I'm not sure about the buns though....

How did you prepare it?
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 05, 2014, 12:54:49 AM
Quote from: derspiess on September 04, 2014, 08:38:10 AM
Yeah, the stuffed crust always sounded better in theory than in practice.  IIRC at one point Pizza Hut was baking pasta into their crust, which was just bizarre no matter how you slice it (sorry).

I remember that.  All it did was induce a nap in your post-pizza coma.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: The Larch on September 05, 2014, 03:55:29 AM
Quote from: Syt on September 04, 2014, 08:13:58 AMMost recent pizza I ordered: buffalo sauce, feta, jalapenos, spicy chicken, bacon, beans, meatballs. With chili cheese crust.

Somehow, somewhere, an Italian is crying out of deep despair and he doesn't know why.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Caliga on September 05, 2014, 05:06:12 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on September 04, 2014, 09:00:27 PM
Cal, the meat in the sandwiches looks awesome, as does the hash over rice. I'm not sure about the buns though....

How did you prepare it?
They were some hippy buns Princesca got.  Tasted better than I thought they would actually.

How did I prepare the hash, or the pulled pork itself, or what?
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: garbon on September 05, 2014, 08:40:06 AM
Quote from: The Larch on September 05, 2014, 03:55:29 AM
Quote from: Syt on September 04, 2014, 08:13:58 AMMost recent pizza I ordered: buffalo sauce, feta, jalapenos, spicy chicken, bacon, beans, meatballs. With chili cheese crust.

Somehow, somewhere, an Italian is crying out of deep despair and he doesn't know why.

Because he's a fucking busybody.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Syt on September 05, 2014, 08:50:36 AM
Quote from: Caliga on September 05, 2014, 05:06:12 AM
hippy buns

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Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: alfred russel on September 05, 2014, 09:42:48 AM
Quote from: Caliga on September 05, 2014, 05:06:12 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on September 04, 2014, 09:00:27 PM
Cal, the meat in the sandwiches looks awesome, as does the hash over rice. I'm not sure about the buns though....

How did you prepare it?
They were some hippy buns Princesca got.  Tasted better than I thought they would actually.

How did I prepare the hash, or the pulled pork itself, or what?

The pork. Did you smoke it? How long and what temp?
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Caliga on September 05, 2014, 12:00:52 PM
Yes, smoked for 15 hours.  Started it at 220 F and after about four hours bumped it up to 230, then about eight hours bumped it up to 235 F.  At the twelve hour mark or so, double wrapped it in foil in a aluminum pan (to catch the drippings) and bumped to 270 F.

I can't tell you exact times because I don't care about or track those as much as I track meat temperature.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on September 08, 2014, 03:43:52 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 04, 2014, 08:53:20 PM
I'd pour A1 sauce all over Mart's steak. And cook it well done.

You, sir, are a brute.
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Martinus on September 08, 2014, 03:47:36 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 05, 2014, 05:06:12 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on September 04, 2014, 09:00:27 PM
Cal, the meat in the sandwiches looks awesome, as does the hash over rice. I'm not sure about the buns though....

How did you prepare it?
They were some hippy buns Princesca got.  Tasted better than I thought they would actually.

How did I prepare the hash, or the pulled pork itself, or what?

Are these gluten free?  :secret:
Title: Re: Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread
Post by: Caliga on September 08, 2014, 04:03:41 PM
Dunno.  I'll try to remember to check when I get home.