Beef/Meat/Food Porn Thread

[Razgovory]

Wait, is Marty jerking off to food now?

[Eddie Teach]

He wanted to know what 3rd base felt like.

[Martinus]

This is actually a cheese knife but it is very handy for a steak.

You lose points for using a glass top stove, however.  You poured all that money into that unit, and yet you go ghetto with the range.  How gauche.

I don't have a glass top stove. 

The white/gray surface in the first two pictures is stone/stone composite, the surface in the third picture is glass but it is a kitchen table, not stove.

[Tonitrus]

We US Americans call that black, smooth-surface range top a "glass-top stove".  (at least, I don't see any electric coils or gas burners)

[Martinus]

We US Americans call that black, smooth-surface range top a "glass-top stove".  (at least, I don't see any electric coils or gas burners)

You mean the last picture? My entire kitchen/living room is a mix of wallnut wood and shiny black surface - it's a designer coffee table (with a matching kitchen table) and kitchen cabinets. I don't think it's ghetto. 

[Tonitrus]

Nah, the first two pics...the surface your grill pan is cooking the steak on.

Edit:  BTW, that steak knife in pic #3 looks like something a Klingon might use. 

[Tonitrus]

And the only thing I have against glass-top ranges is that when something gets cooked/stuck on, it's a bitch to clean off and replacing the surface can't be easy.

[Martinus]

Nah, the first two pics...the surface your grill pan is cooking the steak on.

Edit:  BTW, that steak knife in pic #3 looks like something a Klingon might use. 

Oh, it's an induction panel. What was I supposed to get? A gas stove? 

I have a normal oven as well, it's just elsewhere in the kitchen.

[Tonitrus]

I think induction panels built into a countertop are pretty rare over here.  We mostly have the range/stove/oven combo.  If it is built into the countertop (like what my parent's have), it is usually still a full-on electric range, or glass-top electric...not induction.

[CountDeMoney]

Oh, it's an induction panel. What was I supposed to get? A gas stove? 

I have a normal oven as well, it's just elsewhere in the kitchen.

Yes, gas.  Figured you'd have put out for at least a decent Viking, if only for a 4-burner.

[Martinus]

Would it not be simply the case of picking whatever stove top you like and then cutting the right sized hole in the countertop? That's what I did.

[Martinus]

Oh, it's an induction panel. What was I supposed to get? A gas stove? 

I have a normal oven as well, it's just elsewhere in the kitchen.

Yes, gas.  Figured you'd have put out for at least a decent Viking, if only for a 4-burner.

Well, an induction panel heats up and cools down within seconds, only heats the area in contact with the pan (so the risk of accidentally burning yourself is small) and is green friendly. Plus new condos are very rarely built here with gas access.

[Tonitrus]

Oh, it's an induction panel. What was I supposed to get? A gas stove? 

I have a normal oven as well, it's just elsewhere in the kitchen.

Yes, gas.  Figured you'd have put out for at least a decent Viking, if only for a 4-burner.

Well, an induction panel heats up and cools down within seconds, only heats the area in contact with the pan (so the risk of accidentally burning yourself is small) and is green friendly. Plus new condos are very rarely built here with gas access.

Hurrah, at least Poland is planning on a Russia-free future. 

[Martinus]

Oh yeah. 

[Admiral Yi]

How does Poland generate electricity?