Poll
Question:
Is David Lee Roth gay?
Option 1: He's gay
votes: 2
Option 2: He's hetero
votes: 6
Option 3: He's bi
votes: 7
Option 4: He's asexual
votes: 3
Option 5: Jaron is gay
votes: 5
Time to decide, people. :hmm:
With hairbands i's hard to tell.
Diamond Dave is gay? Women love him!
I've just used google to see who he is.
It seems so.
Google wisdom:
Is David Lee Roth:
married?
a homosexual?
a paramedic? :lol:
That's cause he actually was a paramedic at one point, believe it or not. :D
Who?
Dr. Alban was a dentist. :wub:
Wags: First Van Halen front man.
If he's exclusively gay, he's had one of the worst lifes I can possibly imagine someone having while still being a millionaire.
"Fine, busty, small-waisted, sexually-libertine groupie. We can have the sexual intercourse." SAD TROMBONE.
K.
He is likely non-choosy whilst screwed up on the hard narcotics.
QuoteRoth shed some light on his romantic life after laughing off rumors that he's been involved in a long-term gay relationship for years. "I've lived alone my whole adult life," he said. "I've had girlfriends, I've had love affairs. Never longer than a year and a half. I'm the drunk who won the lottery, I'm going to be very difficult to convince of a lot of traditional things. I put off getting married when I found out, oh, you don't really have to. I just saw somebody discussing this recently, I think Gloria Steinem — same thing as her life story. There's a lot of us out there."
Read more at http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/david-lee-roth-blames-grunge-for-career-downturn/#C9He6valhI6IIIKy.99
I'm going with bisexual. Actually, probably more than likely trysexual, but that wasn't an option, so I went bi. :P
Well, if at first you don't succeed.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on June 29, 2014, 12:05:53 PM
Who?
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You're probably thinking.... this guy, possibly gay? :sleep:
Half twink, half bear?
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I forgot how much he looked like Farrah Fawcett.
You assholes are really starting to piss me off.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 29, 2014, 01:55:58 PM
You assholes are really starting to piss me off.
I was more offended that Josq had to look him up. :rolleyes:
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 29, 2014, 07:16:17 PM
I was more offended that Josq had to look him up. :rolleyes:
Expect it more of him than Wags though.
WAGS!!!!
Is there supposed to be a picture in the poll or something? Because I can't see any.
Who?
Christ, it might have been eons, but the truth remains - Cal makes the god dammed worst polls.
Quote from: PDH on June 29, 2014, 08:01:26 PM
Christ, it might have been eons, but the truth remains - Cal makes the god dammed worst polls.
:thumbsup:
He's as gay as Jon Bon Jovi :mad:
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:hmm:
He's just a gigolo.
Quote from: Brazen on June 30, 2014, 08:51:12 AM
He's as gay as Jon Bon Jovi :mad:
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:hmm:
Pass the bleach, please. :cry:
The 80s were just a better, more innocent time.