Languish: You Decide!

[Caliga]

Time to decide, people.

[Viking]

With hairbands i's hard to tell.

[The Brain]

Diamond Dave is gay? Women love him!

[Josquius]

I've just used google to see who he is.
It seems so.

[Eddie Teach]

Google wisdom:
Is David Lee Roth:
married?
a homosexual?
a paramedic? 

[Caliga]

That's cause he actually was a paramedic at one point, believe it or not.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Who?

[The Brain]

Dr. Alban was a dentist.

[Admiral Yi]

Wags: First Van Halen front man.

[Ideologue]

If he's exclusively gay, he's had one of the worst lifes I can possibly imagine someone having while still being a millionaire.

"Fine, busty, small-waisted, sexually-libertine groupie.  We can have the sexual intercourse."  SAD TROMBONE.

[Darth Wagtaros]

K.

He is likely non-choosy whilst screwed up on the hard narcotics.

[merithyn]

Roth shed some light on his romantic life after laughing off rumors that he's been involved in a long-term gay relationship for years. "I've lived alone my whole adult life," he said. "I've had girlfriends, I've had love affairs. Never longer than a year and a half. I'm the drunk who won the lottery, I'm going to be very difficult to convince of a lot of traditional things. I put off getting married when I found out, oh, you don't really have to. I just saw somebody discussing this recently, I think Gloria Steinem — same thing as her life story. There's a lot of us out there."
Read more at http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/david-lee-roth-blames-grunge-for-career-downturn/#C9He6valhI6IIIKy.99

I'm going with bisexual. Actually, probably more than likely trysexual, but that wasn't an option, so I went bi.

[Ideologue]

Well, if at first you don't succeed.

[Caliga]

Who?

You're probably thinking.... this guy, possibly gay?

[Eddie Teach]

Half twink, half bear?