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Poll
Question: Whose national cuisine reigns supreme?
Option 1: English food votes: 7
Option 2: Scottish Food votes: 2
Option 3: Irish Food votes: 9
Option 4: Scandinavian food (rotten fish) votes: 7
Option 5: Russian slop votes: 9
Title: Whose cuisine reigns supreme?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on June 23, 2014, 05:13:12 PM
Just curious.
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Post by: Ed Anger on June 23, 2014, 05:21:15 PM
Potted meat
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Post by: Tonitrus on June 23, 2014, 05:23:10 PM
A best of the perceived worst?  If done right, Irish or Russian...leaning more towards russian.
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Post by: DGuller on June 23, 2014, 05:24:58 PM
Is this thread a joke?  :mad:
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Post by: Caliga on June 23, 2014, 05:28:27 PM
I vote for Crimean cuisine.  By which I mean Russian cuisine, of course. :)
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Post by: DGuller on June 23, 2014, 05:29:51 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 23, 2014, 05:28:27 PM
I vote for Crimean cuisine.  By which I mean Russian cuisine, of course. :)
:yeahright: There is only one vote for Russian cuisine.
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Post by: Liep on June 23, 2014, 05:32:34 PM
So you limit the Scandinavian cuisine to rotten fish? Or does it include the New Nordic? (A buzzword that is now thoroughly killed after Carlsberg released a shandy under that name).
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Post by: Eddie Teach on June 23, 2014, 05:46:42 PM
These places are all known for strong alcohol that kills your taste buds so you can get the food down.  :hmm:
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Post by: FunkMonk on June 23, 2014, 06:18:11 PM
The only way to win is not to play.
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Post by: DontSayBanana on June 23, 2014, 06:31:39 PM
Pass the haggis.
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Post by: Ed Anger on June 23, 2014, 06:32:09 PM
Hot pocket
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Post by: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 06:35:38 PM
English heart attack inducing breakfast is awesome so I say:

King George and old England forever!
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Post by: DGuller on June 23, 2014, 06:45:02 PM
Judging by the poll results, a lot of us are still bitter about The Exodus 11 years later.
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Post by: derspiess on June 23, 2014, 06:47:47 PM
Scandinavian for the Swedish meatballs and pfefferkuchen.  Unless you're limiting it to rotten fish, in which case I boycott.
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Post by: Norgy on June 23, 2014, 06:53:46 PM
 :lol:

Scandinavia has more to offer than rotted fish.

Swedish meatballs, Danish Christmas duck. Traditional folksy food here in Norway is cod, herring, lamb and lots of pork.

Consider the Norwegian potato ball, which is mashed potato with bacon or salted side of pork boiled or fried. Cod is probably the best fish there is, and a filet of cod with chopped almonds, melted butter and a boiled egg served with potato, aspargus and carrots is nothing but lovely. In the northern parts, they skip the butter and use bacon and bacon fat.

And you can't go wrong with a whale casserole or steak of elk.
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Post by: derspiess on June 23, 2014, 07:05:06 PM
I had elk steak at a Scandinavian restaurant in Wisconsin.  The potato ball sounds good. 
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Post by: Ed Anger on June 23, 2014, 07:08:42 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 23, 2014, 06:53:46 PM
:lol:

Scandinavia has more to offer than rotted fish.

Swedish meatballs, Danish Christmas duck. Traditional folksy food here in Norway is cod, herring, lamb and lots of pork.

Consider the Norwegian potato ball, which is mashed potato with bacon or salted side of pork boiled or fried. Cod is probably the best fish there is, and a filet of cod with chopped almonds, melted butter and a boiled egg served with potato, aspargus and carrots is nothing but lovely. In the northern parts, they skip the butter and use bacon and bacon fat.

And you can't go wrong with a whale casserole or steak of elk.

I had some potato balls the other day. Faboo.
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Post by: Monoriu on June 23, 2014, 07:18:07 PM
I recall that there is a very famous restaurant in Denmark.
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Post by: Admiral Yi on June 23, 2014, 07:18:46 PM
What is the deal with Swedish meatballs?  What makes them Swedish?
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Post by: derspiess on June 23, 2014, 07:29:48 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 23, 2014, 07:18:46 PM
What is the deal with Swedish meatballs?  What makes them Swedish?

I'm guessing the seasoning and sauce?  Plus they often come with lingonberry jam.
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Post by: Grallon on June 23, 2014, 07:52:15 PM
What is this post?  None of those qualify.  Only French & Italian in the West and Indian & Chinese in the East are worth mentionning - *snif*  <_<




G.
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Post by: Ideologue on June 23, 2014, 07:59:53 PM
Grallon sez: enchiladas are for the proles.
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Post by: Razgovory on June 23, 2014, 08:08:12 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 23, 2014, 07:18:46 PM
What is the deal with Swedish meatballs?  What makes them Swedish?

They are rancid?
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Post by: Siege on June 23, 2014, 08:16:07 PM
Most stoopeed poll human eyes have ever seen.

I refuse to post here.
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Post by: Admiral Yi on June 23, 2014, 08:41:39 PM
A man of principles.
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Post by: Josquius on June 23, 2014, 08:44:09 PM
It's pretty hard to tell british isles food apart except for a few oddities. British food doesn't deserve the injustice it gets however. It's not one of the worlds best, it doesn't belong with Italian, Chinese, etc... But it is solidly second division
Sweden does have some pretty nice things. If you want bad then look to the Dutch
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Post by: alfred russel on June 23, 2014, 09:20:31 PM
Quote from: Grallon on June 23, 2014, 07:52:15 PM
What is this post?  None of those qualify.  Only French & Italian in the West and Indian & Chinese in the East are worth mentionning - *snif*  <_<




G.

I could quibble in the west, but in the east? No Thai, Vietnamese, or Japanese?
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Post by: Josquius on June 23, 2014, 09:54:15 PM
I really don't get the love for French food
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Post by: Barrister on June 23, 2014, 10:24:50 PM
I'm going to stand up for Russian / Ukrainian cuisine.

Look, it's not the best in the world (that may just belong to Italy), but it has it's gems.

Starting with the strictly peasant cuisine, dishes like borscht, pyrogies, and holopchies are good, healthy and tasty stick-to-the-rib types of food.  Nothing wrong there.  Even if you move up to fancier meals you have dishes like beef stroganoff or chicken kiev.
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Post by: Syt on June 23, 2014, 11:07:06 PM
Quote from: Grallon on June 23, 2014, 07:52:15 PM
What is this post?  None of those qualify.  Only French & Italian in the West and Indian & Chinese in the East are worth mentionning - *snif*  <_<




G.

I presume you mean the westernized Chinese offering you get in Europe or Canada, not the traditional Chinese home cooking as done in mainland CHina?
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Post by: The Brain on June 24, 2014, 12:49:36 AM
Russian food is horrible. "Is this meat or fish? Maybe."
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Post by: Maladict on June 24, 2014, 02:57:26 AM
I had the best shish kebab ever in Crimea. So I voted Russian  :ph34r:
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Post by: Maladict on June 24, 2014, 02:59:53 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 23, 2014, 08:44:09 PM
British food doesn't deserve the injustice it gets however.

If you want bad then look to the Dutch

I don't know, Dutch food is completely uninspired and bland, but it has never made me sick like the greasy stuff I've been served in Britain.
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Post by: Queequeg on June 24, 2014, 09:55:29 AM
Russian. though Norgy's cod dish sounds lovely.
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Post by: PRC on June 24, 2014, 10:09:12 AM
Cornish Pasty.
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Post by: Admiral Yi on June 24, 2014, 01:19:04 PM
Can I assume everyone has already heard the joke about the Irish 7 course dinner?
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Post by: Eddie Teach on June 24, 2014, 02:02:47 PM
7 pints of Guinness?
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Post by: Admiral Yi on June 24, 2014, 02:04:07 PM
Six pack and a potato.
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Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 24, 2014, 02:34:59 PM
Norgy invoked cod so some Portuguese people may have to side with Norway on this one. At least, there's good fish there. :)
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Post by: Siege on June 26, 2014, 02:54:37 PM
Quote from: The Brain on June 24, 2014, 12:49:36 AM
Russian food is horrible. "Is this meat or fish? Maybe."

Bear steak with vodka.
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Post by: Siege on June 26, 2014, 02:54:59 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 24, 2014, 02:04:07 PM
Six pack and a potato.

I got a six pack.
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Post by: Eddie Teach on June 26, 2014, 02:56:24 PM
The Irish don't drink Coors Light.
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Post by: Siege on June 26, 2014, 02:57:35 PM
They are uncivilized.
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Post by: Savonarola on June 26, 2014, 03:04:50 PM
I like the Russian appetizers (Zakuski) and their grilled meats.  Their "Salad" of a potato in mayonnaise was a little weird, and their deserts were far too sweet for me.

The only Scandinavian country I've ever been to was Denmark.  CB and I went to a restaurant where the menu consisted of herring prepared eleven different ways.  I did like the smørrebrød; unfortunately I can't find that sort of bread here in Florida.

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Post by: Caliga on June 26, 2014, 03:15:44 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on June 26, 2014, 03:04:50 PM
I like the Russian appetizers (Zakuski) and their grilled meats.  Their "Salad" of a potato in mayonnaise was a little weird, and their deserts were far too sweet for me.

The only Scandinavian country I've ever been to was Denmark.  CB and I went to a restaurant where the menu consisted of herring prepared eleven different ways.  I did like the smørrebrød; unfortunately I can't find that sort of bread here in Florida.
In August Princesca and I are gonna be in Jersey and she found this Danish bakery and cafe in Red Bank we'll probably stop at on the way down from Newark.  They have smørrebrød.
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Post by: DGuller on June 26, 2014, 03:21:52 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on June 26, 2014, 03:04:50 PM
Their "Salad" of a potato in mayonnaise was a little weird,
That's Oliver salad.  :mad:
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Post by: Caliga on June 26, 2014, 03:26:22 PM
 :hmm: I think I've had that.  Isn't it tater salad with hard boiled eggs and some extra stuff like broccoli in there?
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Post by: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 03:32:49 PM
Sounds a lot like  potato salad.  :unsure:
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Post by: Caliga on June 26, 2014, 03:37:01 PM
If I'm thinking of the same thing, it is... it's just tater salad with extra crap thrown in there.
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Post by: DGuller on June 26, 2014, 03:53:53 PM
There are as many recipes as there are Russians.
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Post by: Savonarola on June 26, 2014, 04:01:39 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 03:32:49 PM
Sounds a lot like  potato salad.  :unsure:

It is essentially potato salad.  The Spanish make a variation called Ensalada Rusa.
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Post by: Savonarola on June 26, 2014, 04:02:42 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 26, 2014, 03:21:52 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on June 26, 2014, 03:04:50 PM
Their "Salad" of a potato in mayonnaise was a little weird,
That's Oliver salad.  :mad:

So good you'll pick a pocket or two for it!

(I think it's usually transliterated as "Olivier" salad.)
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Post by: DGuller on June 26, 2014, 04:53:19 PM
 :mad: It was a typo.
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Post by: 11B4V on June 26, 2014, 05:19:21 PM
By the choices, fucking none of those. Peasant foods all.

Surprise you didnt add the Hungarians and their shit beet stew or whatever they call it.
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Post by: Ed Anger on June 26, 2014, 05:32:52 PM
Mmmmm. Goulash.
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Post by: MadImmortalMan on June 30, 2014, 01:58:19 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on June 26, 2014, 05:19:21 PM
By the choices, fucking none of those. Peasant foods all.

Man, most of what we think of as high-quality today started as peasant food somewhere before the time of refrigeration.


All kinds of charcuterie like Jamon Iberico, salumi, cassoulet, wurst, Smithfield hams, etc.

And the undesirable parts of things that were left over after the good stuff was sold like brisket for BBQ, which is now ironically a highly desired cut.


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Post by: Barrister on June 30, 2014, 02:01:12 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on June 26, 2014, 05:19:21 PM
By the choices, fucking none of those. Peasant foods all.

Surprise you didnt add the Hungarians and their shit beet stew or whatever they call it.

While goulash is indeed awesome, it would only be even awesomer with beets. :mmm:
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Post by: Iormlund on June 30, 2014, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on June 26, 2014, 04:01:39 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 03:32:49 PM
Sounds a lot like  potato salad.  :unsure:

It is essentially potato salad.  The Spanish make a variation called Ensalada Rusa.

Ensaladilla rusa (for some reason we use the diminutive form).
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Post by: Savonarola on June 30, 2014, 02:11:03 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on June 30, 2014, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on June 26, 2014, 04:01:39 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 03:32:49 PM
Sounds a lot like  potato salad.  :unsure:

It is essentially potato salad.  The Spanish make a variation called Ensalada Rusa.

Ensaladilla rusa (for some reason we use the diminutive form).

Mea culpilla. 

;)
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Post by: derspiess on June 30, 2014, 04:21:29 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on June 30, 2014, 02:08:42 PM
Ensaladilla rusa (for some reason we use the diminutive form).

Argies have that stuff.  Mayonnaise  :x
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Post by: Capetan Mihali on June 30, 2014, 06:54:47 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on June 26, 2014, 04:01:39 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 03:32:49 PM
Sounds a lot like  potato salad.  :unsure:

It is essentially potato salad.  The Spanish make a variation called Ensalada Rusa.

IME, the Greeks call root vegetables slathered in mayo a "Russian salad."  Quite popular too; I guess it must be nice to take a break from all that fresh produce and delicious grilled meats, and have something just straight-up nasty for a change of pace. :)
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Post by: Siege on June 30, 2014, 06:56:53 PM
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Post by: DGuller on June 30, 2014, 07:25:34 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on June 30, 2014, 06:54:47 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on June 26, 2014, 04:01:39 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 03:32:49 PM
Sounds a lot like  potato salad.  :unsure:

It is essentially potato salad.  The Spanish make a variation called Ensalada Rusa.

IME, the Greeks call root vegetables slathered in mayo a "Russian salad."  Quite popular too; I guess it must be nice to take a break from all that fresh produce and delicious grilled meats, and have something just straight-up nasty for a change of pace. :)
:mad: