Just restarting an old thread.. "How many five year olds would be needed to take you down?"
The title's rather creepy, but if they're unarmed I don't see how they can do much damage.
Am I looked in a room with them or something?
8 if they all weight under 100 pounds. Adjust accordingly.
Altho, I'm holding no bars, going straight for the throats.
Quote from: Viking on June 08, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
Just restarting an old thread.. "How many five year olds would be needed to take you down?"
Given that I failed twice to
kill get rid of my baby sister when I was 5 yo, I'd say it would take A LOT of five year olds to take me down. :blush:
We have had this before, for one, it depends if they are coming at you single file or on all sides at the same time. Also, will they just cry when hit or will they be pissed off 5 year olds? Also depends on who is the target, if any weapons are involved, training, etc...
So, all at the the same time, pissed off 5 year olds, surprise me with no weapons? 5 - 7 if they have a few good lucky first hits.
8-10 if I'm ready for them.
Depends...do these 5 year olds have guns?
Unless they're zombified they're gonna run after you smash a couple of them.
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 09:46:13 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 08, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
Just restarting an old thread.. "How many five year olds would be needed to take you down?"
Given that I failed twice to kill get rid of my baby sister when I was 5 yo, I'd say it would take A LOT of five year olds to take me down. :blush:
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Quote from: Korea on June 09, 2009, 11:06:51 AM
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 09:46:13 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 08, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
Just restarting an old thread.. "How many five year olds would be needed to take you down?"
Given that I failed twice to kill get rid of my baby sister when I was 5 yo, I'd say it would take A LOT of five year olds to take me down. :blush:
What is your avatar?
Reminds me of an old RPG booklet.
Quote from: Valmy on June 09, 2009, 10:18:11 AM
Depends...do these 5 year olds have guns?
this is a salient question.
I don't think any number could do it, since 5 year olds are not going to be willing to take any punishment.
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on June 09, 2009, 11:39:32 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 09, 2009, 10:18:11 AM
Depends...do these 5 year olds have guns?
this is a salient question.
Operative word being "a". It is unfortunately meaningless without the follow up question of "If yes, are they trained in their use?"
Assume they are willing to fight to the death and unarmed.
Quote from: Viking on June 09, 2009, 01:06:29 PM
Assume they are willing to fight to the death and unarmed.
Then only 1, since I am not willing to kill a 5 year old.
Quote from: Berkut on June 09, 2009, 11:42:30 AM
I don't think any number could do it, since 5 year olds are not going to be willing to take any punishment.
Crackhead 5 year olds who'll only get their fix once they gut you.
I say 6 for me.
Quote from: Berkut on June 09, 2009, 01:20:42 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 09, 2009, 01:06:29 PM
Assume they are willing to fight to the death and unarmed.
Then only 1, since I am not willing to kill a 5 year old.
If you were John Connor SkyNet would slay you with a Japanese Anime Baby terminator.
Quote from: Korea on June 09, 2009, 11:06:51 AM
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 09:46:13 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 08, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
Just restarting an old thread.. "How many five year olds would be needed to take you down?"
Given that I failed twice to kill get rid of my baby sister when I was 5 yo, I'd say it would take A LOT of five year olds to take me down. :blush:
What is your avatar?
Lucita y Aragòn, famous Lasombra NPC in both Vampire: the Masquerade and Vampire: the Dark Ages.
She is featured on the cover of the 3rd ed. Lasombra Clanbook.
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: Korea on June 09, 2009, 11:06:51 AM
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 09:46:13 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 08, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
Just restarting an old thread.. "How many five year olds would be needed to take you down?"
Given that I failed twice to kill get rid of my baby sister when I was 5 yo, I'd say it would take A LOT of five year olds to take me down. :blush:
What is your avatar?
Lucita y Aragòn, famous Lasombra NPC in both Vampire: the Masquerade and Vampire: the Dark Ages.
She is featured on the cover of the 3rd ed. Lasombra Clanbook.
:thumbsup:
Moncada spawn ftw!
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: Korea on June 09, 2009, 11:06:51 AM
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 09:46:13 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 08, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
Just restarting an old thread.. "How many five year olds would be needed to take you down?"
Given that I failed twice to kill get rid of my baby sister when I was 5 yo, I'd say it would take A LOT of five year olds to take me down. :blush:
What is your avatar?
Lucita y Aragòn, famous Lasombra NPC in both Vampire: the Masquerade and Vampire: the Dark Ages.
She is featured on the cover of the 3rd ed. Lasombra Clanbook.
:nerd:
Quote from: Viking on June 09, 2009, 01:06:29 PM
Assume they are willing to fight to the death and unarmed.
In that case, and also assuming that they don't take me by surprise and don't have any special training, at least 24.
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: Korea on June 09, 2009, 11:06:51 AM
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 09:46:13 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 08, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
Just restarting an old thread.. "How many five year olds would be needed to take you down?"
Given that I failed twice to kill get rid of my baby sister when I was 5 yo, I'd say it would take A LOT of five year olds to take me down. :blush:
What is your avatar?
Lucita y Aragòn, famous Lasombra NPC in both Vampire: the Masquerade and Vampire: the Dark Ages.
She is featured on the cover of the 3rd ed. Lasombra Clanbook.
cool. i like it.
One five year old tiger would be more then enought to take me down.
http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg (http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg)
I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)
Quote from: Lucidor on June 10, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg (http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg)
I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)
WTF is that???
Quote from: Berkut on June 10, 2009, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Lucidor on June 10, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg (http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg)
I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)
WTF is that???
A Norwegian sculptor dropped by Languish, noticed the old "How many 5-year olds could you take" thread and was inspired by it to create a sculpture on the subject in the Vigeland Park (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigeland_Sculpture_Park).
Quote from: Slargos on June 10, 2009, 07:58:00 AM
Quote from: Berkut on June 10, 2009, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Lucidor on June 10, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg (http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg)
I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)
WTF is that???
A Norwegian sculptor dropped by Languish, noticed the old "How many 5-year olds could you take" thread and was inspired by it to create a sculpture on the subject in the Vigeland Park.
Those are rather clearly NOT 5 year olds.
Quote from: Berkut on June 10, 2009, 07:59:14 AM
Quote from: Slargos on June 10, 2009, 07:58:00 AM
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Quote from: Lucidor on June 10, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg (http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg)
I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)
WTF is that???
A Norwegian sculptor dropped by Languish, noticed the old "How many 5-year olds could you take" thread and was inspired by it to create a sculpture on the subject in the Vigeland Park.
Those are rather clearly NOT 5 year olds.
How should I know how the mind of artists work? :huh:
Quote from: Berkut on June 10, 2009, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Lucidor on June 10, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg (http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg)
I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)
WTF is that???
It's a representation of the modern human male being increasingly forced to assume traditionally female roles & losing the fight against it.
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 10, 2009, 08:03:03 AM
Quote from: Berkut on June 10, 2009, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Lucidor on June 10, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg (http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg)
I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)
WTF is that???
It's a representation of the modern human male being increasingly forced to assume traditionally female roles & losing the fight against it.
I don't know, he looks to be winning that fight...
Quote from: Lucidor on June 10, 2009, 11:51:53 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 10, 2009, 08:03:03 AM
Quote from: Berkut on June 10, 2009, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Lucidor on June 10, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg (http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg)
I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)
WTF is that???
It's a representation of the modern human male being increasingly forced to assume traditionally female roles & losing the fight against it.
I don't know, he looks to be winning that fight...
Looks can be deceiving. Why is he in a fight to begin with? Those must be devil-babies, to be able to actually cause defensive physical violence to take place. Any moment one of them will bite through is throat and that's all she wrote.
Actually, she wrote murder. :angry:
Quote from: Lucidor on June 10, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg (http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg)
I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)
I was thinking of that sculpture as well. :D
It depends on what kind of place you're confronting them in. Wide open space would obviously be much more problematic than a narrow hallway. If they can surround you, then they'll wear you down pretty quickly, and you'll have a hard time landing a solid blow.
Another advantage of the hallway is that after a while, you can pile up the bodies to form a barricade and slow the attackers to a trickle, which would also help counteract the inevitable fatigue. No matter how easy it is to snap a five year old neck, it wears you out after the first couple of dozen.