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Title: The Fall of the West
Post by: The Brain on May 09, 2014, 08:45:58 AM
Today I was at the supermarket looking for a new toothbrush. In my youth there used to be three different kinds of toothbrushes: Soft, Medium and Hard. I realized today that there are no more Hard brushes. There's Soft and Medium (and Extra Soft for the fags). I never really gave up before but I know now that we will not win. The Asian hordes will destroy us, because their will is stronger.
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: Ed Anger on May 09, 2014, 08:54:49 AM
We are doomed.
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: derspiess on May 09, 2014, 08:58:01 AM
My local CVS has hard toothbrushes.  They don't make them obvious so you have to hunt for them, but they're there.  And I'm sure there's some black market outfit in Sweden that deals in hard bristles.
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on May 09, 2014, 09:06:49 AM
I think hard toothbrushes are discouraged by dentists because of gum damage.
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: celedhring on May 09, 2014, 09:22:14 AM
We have hard toothbrushes over here too. With any luck the Asian hordes will be stopped, and dental hygiene will be widespread.
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: Ed Anger on May 09, 2014, 09:25:50 AM
#Brainneedshardtoothbrush

Be sure to tweet a sad pic with that hashtag.
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: garbon on May 09, 2014, 09:44:21 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on May 09, 2014, 09:06:49 AM
I think hard toothbrushes are discouraged by dentists because of gum damage.

Google suggests erosion of tooth enamel though supposedly not that much more so than a regular tooth brush.
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: alfred russel on May 09, 2014, 09:49:07 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on May 09, 2014, 09:06:49 AM
I think hard toothbrushes are discouraged by dentists because of gum damage.

A very timely post. I just got back from the dentist and need to go back on Tuesday for some procedure to fill in gaps where my gums receded. They are blaming me for brushing too hard.
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: derspiess on May 09, 2014, 09:50:03 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 09, 2014, 09:25:50 AM
#Brainneedshardtoothbrush

Be sure to tweet a sad pic with that hashtag.

Problem: fixed.
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: Grey Fox on May 09, 2014, 09:54:15 AM
You are not an animal, use extra soft.
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: derspiess on May 09, 2014, 09:54:45 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 09, 2014, 09:54:15 AM
You are not an animal, use extra soft.

And then have to replace the toothbrush a week later??  No thanks.
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: Grey Fox on May 09, 2014, 10:04:32 AM
Apply less pressure, once again, you are not an animal. Be Gentle.


I have that problem, I go thru so much fucking brushes.
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: The Brain on May 09, 2014, 10:11:48 AM
I use soft brushes. THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT

The point is we're finished. Insect civilization, not human, will rule this galaxy now and always.
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: Grey Fox on May 09, 2014, 10:20:58 AM
You are assuming that at any point we were anything but finished.

That is a wrong assumption.
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: DGuller on May 09, 2014, 10:36:37 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 09, 2014, 09:54:15 AM
You are not an animal, use extra soft.
:yeahright:
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: Grey Fox on May 09, 2014, 10:57:49 AM
What? He's not.
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 09, 2014, 11:14:19 AM
He is. So are you.
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: Grey Fox on May 09, 2014, 11:28:56 AM
Evolutionist propaganda!  :glare:
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: grumbler on May 09, 2014, 01:00:47 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 09, 2014, 11:28:56 AM
Evolutionist ....

Wow.  Flashbacks!
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: Ed Anger on May 09, 2014, 02:11:22 PM
Quote from: DGuller on May 09, 2014, 10:36:37 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 09, 2014, 09:54:15 AM
You are not an animal, use extra soft.
:yeahright:

Being Russian, you are an animal.
Title: Re: The Fall of the West
Post by: Norgy on May 10, 2014, 04:16:07 AM
Quote from: The Brain on May 09, 2014, 08:45:58 AM
Today I was at the supermarket looking for a new toothbrush. In my youth there used to be three different kinds of toothbrushes: Soft, Medium and Hard. I realized today that there are no more Hard brushes. There's Soft and Medium (and Extra Soft for the fags). I never really gave up before but I know now that we will not win. The Asian hordes will destroy us, because their will is stronger.

I have noticed that too. I miss the "Hard" toothbrushes. So I started using those brushes made for scraping paint off instead.
Makes my gums nice and bleeding.