The Fall of the West

[The Brain]

Today I was at the supermarket looking for a new toothbrush. In my youth there used to be three different kinds of toothbrushes: Soft, Medium and Hard. I realized today that there are no more Hard brushes. There's Soft and Medium (and Extra Soft for the fags). I never really gave up before but I know now that we will not win. The Asian hordes will destroy us, because their will is stronger.

[Ed Anger]

We are doomed.

[derspiess]

My local CVS has hard toothbrushes.  They don't make them obvious so you have to hunt for them, but they're there.  And I'm sure there's some black market outfit in Sweden that deals in hard bristles.

[Darth Wagtaros]

I think hard toothbrushes are discouraged by dentists because of gum damage.

[celedhring]

We have hard toothbrushes over here too. With any luck the Asian hordes will be stopped, and dental hygiene will be widespread.

[Ed Anger]

#Brainneedshardtoothbrush

Be sure to tweet a sad pic with that hashtag.

[garbon]

I think hard toothbrushes are discouraged by dentists because of gum damage.

Google suggests erosion of tooth enamel though supposedly not that much more so than a regular tooth brush.

[alfred russel]

I think hard toothbrushes are discouraged by dentists because of gum damage.

A very timely post. I just got back from the dentist and need to go back on Tuesday for some procedure to fill in gaps where my gums receded. They are blaming me for brushing too hard.

[derspiess]

#Brainneedshardtoothbrush

Be sure to tweet a sad pic with that hashtag.

Problem: fixed.

[Grey Fox]

You are not an animal, use extra soft.

[derspiess]

You are not an animal, use extra soft.

And then have to replace the toothbrush a week later??  No thanks.

[Grey Fox]

Apply less pressure, once again, you are not an animal. Be Gentle.


I have that problem, I go thru so much fucking brushes.

[The Brain]

I use soft brushes. THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT

The point is we're finished. Insect civilization, not human, will rule this galaxy now and always.

[Grey Fox]

You are assuming that at any point we were anything but finished.

That is a wrong assumption.

[DGuller]

You are not an animal, use extra soft.