Okay, this one's for the wierd file. I'd say they definitely have a few relationship issues to work out ??? :
http://www.berkshireeagle.com/ci_11893799
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Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest
By Conor Berry, Berkshire Eagle Staff
Updated: 03/13/2009 08:51:53 PM EDT
Thursday, March 12
PITTSFIELD — A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen has been charged with domestic assault and battery.
Pittsfield police responded to a call shortly before 4:30 p.m. Tuesday in the city's Morningside neighborhood, where the assault allegedly occurred.
Stephanie K. Lighten, 26, was released on personal recognizance after denying the allegations in Central Berkshire District Court Wednesday morning.
Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife, was "all liquored up" when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report.
Jennifer told investigating officers that Stephanie "has been talking about trying to impregnate (her) for some time," police said.
According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: "Jennifer said that Stephanie had a 'turkey baster and her brother's semen in a sealed container.' Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn't want to get pregnant." The device was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip, police said, and it was still in its original package when officers confiscated the item.
That's allegedly when Stephanie threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes and threatened to impregnate her, police said.
Jennifer broke free, ran into the bathroom and locked the door. Stephanie "then broke the bathroom door down," police said, hurting her wrist in the process.
When Stephanie went to retrieve an ice pack from the freezer, Jennifer bolted from the apartment and attempted to get away in the couple's sport utility vehicle, police said.
As Jennifer pulled away from the scene, Stephanie "jumped on the side of their vehicle, swung the door open and made (Jennifer) stop," Steinman said.
According to Officer John Bassi, a witness at the scene claimed Stephanie "was hanging on the SUV door handle, trying to get into the car." Amber Hunt told Bassi that Stephanie nearly caused an accident when the vehicle narrowly missed hitting a tree in the front yard of Hunt's Spring Street home.
Police arrested Stephanie Lighten near the intersection of Spring and Curtis streets in Morningside.
Police also confiscated the container of semen and some aluminum foil, which was originally used to hold the semen. Nicholas Lighten, Stephanie Lighten's brother, was the donor, according to police.
Detective Thomas H. Harrington said Jennifer Lighten declined "to go forward with charges of assault with intent to rape" because she did not believe "Stephanie was going to sexually assault her with the syringe." However, Harrington informed the alleged victim that attempted rape charges could be filed if she changes her mind.
Stephanie Lighten was represented by attorney Thomas J. Donahue Jr. at Wednesday's arraignment.
Judge Rita S. Koenigs ordered Lighten to "refrain from abuse" and to return to court for an April 29 pretrial hearing.
That's messed up. no matter the sex pref of the basterer.
Wow, that's fucked up.
"Woman, now that we are married, your fertility belongs to my family!"
"Sure, sis. Have my sperm!"
That was really hamfisted. Why didn't she put her wife into a coma and had her brother impregnate her? Wake her up again when the baby's delivered.
Quote from: Syt on March 15, 2009, 02:06:56 PM
That was really hamfisted. Why didn't she put her wife into a coma and had her brother impregnate her? Wake her up again when the baby's delivered.
:rolleyes: This didn't happen in Austria...
Quote from: PDH on March 15, 2009, 02:07:42 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 15, 2009, 02:06:56 PM
That was really hamfisted. Why didn't she put her wife into a coma and had her brother impregnate her? Wake her up again when the baby's delivered.
:rolleyes: This didn't happen in Austria...
Where did I write anything about basements?
Quote from: Syt on March 15, 2009, 02:09:34 PM
Where did I write anything about basements?
It was in your use of the implied locative case.
Quote from: Syt on March 15, 2009, 02:06:56 PM
That was really hamfisted. Why didn't she put her wife into a coma and had her brother impregnate her? Wake her up again when the baby's delivered.
See, here was her problem right there:
QuoteJennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife, was "all liquored up" when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report.
The way it is supposed to work is that you get the
victim all liquored up before you pull out the baster, not
yourself.
Quote from: Syt on March 15, 2009, 02:09:34 PM
Where did I write anything about basements?
In this case it would be a "bastement". ;)
Oh Mighty Massachusetts, you never fail to impress me.
Quote from: garbon on March 15, 2009, 02:06:15 PM
"Sure, sis. Have my sperm!"
I'd make her blow me to get it. 8)
Fucking sick = not HOTT
Quote from: Caliga on March 15, 2009, 03:38:59 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 15, 2009, 02:06:15 PM
"Sure, sis. Have my sperm!"
I'd make her blow me to get it. 8)
Hey, if she's one of your family, it's unlikely she'd be able to resist swallowing protien already in her mouth. ;)
:D
Wow. Where is the brother in all this? You'd think before donating jizz in tupperware, he'd have checked with the wife first...
It was part of her master plan, she got him drunk and gave him a handie with an aluminum foil glove.
QuotePolice also confiscated the container of semen and some aluminum foil, which was originally used to hold the semen. Nicholas Lighten, Stephanie Lighten's brother, was the donor, according to police.
Mayeb Gay marriage isn't all that after all.
Quote from: Razgovory on March 15, 2009, 09:54:03 PM
Mayeb Gay marriage isn't all that after all.
Fixed! But I left the transposition as I know that's your quirky touch.
This is really messed up, eh? Tried to force a pregnancy on her spouse, and the even weirder part is that somehow she was able to get her brother's sperm. The whole incident is just... disturbing.
Quote from: Drakken on March 16, 2009, 11:24:05 AM
The title is erroneous.
According to the UK laws this isn't rape, but assault by penetration. Rape specifically mentions that a cock must be used. ???
The event didn't happen in the UK. ;)
Quote from: Malthus on March 16, 2009, 11:31:48 AM
Quote from: Drakken on March 16, 2009, 11:24:05 AM
The title is erroneous.
According to the UK laws this isn't rape, but assault by penetration. Rape specifically mentions that a cock must be used. ???
The event didn't happen in the UK. ;)
Point well taken. It's the "Berkshire" thing that confused me.
Quote from: Drakken on March 16, 2009, 11:33:33 AM
Point well taken. It's the "Berkshire" thing that confused me.
Understandable. The "Berkshire" referred to here is The Berkshires, which is a region of western Massachusetts bordering New York state.
Quote from: KRonn on March 16, 2009, 07:40:32 AM
This is really messed up, eh? Tried to force a pregnancy on her spouse, and the even weirder part is that somehow she was able to get her brother's sperm. The whole incident is just... disturbing.
Yeah, this whole thing is really, really weird...
And you know what, some feminists will still argue after that that spousal abuse and rape doesn't exist among lesbians, because women are incapable of doing such a thing even if she uses a baseball bat. Or, alternatively, they would infer that the woman is in fact a transgender and, thus, a man. :o
Do feminists actually exist any more? I was under the impression that the movement had more or less died out except amongst the loony-tune diehards.
Quote from: Neil on March 16, 2009, 11:53:14 AM
Do feminists actually exist any more? I was under the impression that the movement had more or less died out except amongst the loony-tune diehards.
Not in Quebec. Here the loony-tune diehards' lobby reigns supreme, and the supremest comrade-bitch of them all even leads Quebec Solidaire. >:(
Quote from: Neil on March 16, 2009, 11:53:14 AM
Do feminists actually exist any more? I was under the impression that the movement had more or less died out except amongst the loony-tune diehards.
Yes, Cammy P is a feminist.
Quote from: Caliga on March 16, 2009, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Drakken on March 16, 2009, 11:33:33 AM
Point well taken. It's the "Berkshire" thing that confused me.
Understandable. The "Berkshire" referred to here is The Berkshires, which is a region of western Massachusetts bordering New York state.
Berkshire Mountains (Hills really) of Western Mass. The "wilderness" part of Massachusetts. There have been sightings of dragons out there...