Lesbian attempted to rape wife with baster filled with her brother's sperm

Started by Malthus, March 15, 2009, 01:09:09 PM

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Malthus

March 15, 2009, 01:09:09 PM
Okay, this one's for the wierd file. I'd say they definitely have a few relationship issues to work out   ???  :

http://www.berkshireeagle.com/ci_11893799

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Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest
By Conor Berry, Berkshire Eagle Staff
Updated: 03/13/2009 08:51:53 PM EDT


Thursday, March 12
PITTSFIELD — A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen has been charged with domestic assault and battery.
Pittsfield police responded to a call shortly before 4:30 p.m. Tuesday in the city's Morningside neighborhood, where the assault allegedly occurred.

Stephanie K. Lighten, 26, was released on personal recognizance after denying the allegations in Central Berkshire District Court Wednesday morning.

Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife, was "all liquored up" when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report.

Jennifer told investigating officers that Stephanie "has been talking about trying to impregnate (her) for some time," police said.

According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: "Jennifer said that Stephanie had a 'turkey baster and her brother's semen in a sealed container.' Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn't want to get pregnant." The device was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip, police said, and it was still in its original package when officers confiscated the item.

That's allegedly when Stephanie threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes and threatened to impregnate her, police said.

Jennifer broke free, ran into the bathroom and locked the door. Stephanie "then broke the bathroom door down," police said, hurting her wrist in the process.

When Stephanie went to retrieve an ice pack from the freezer, Jennifer bolted from the apartment and attempted to get away in the couple's sport utility vehicle, police said.

As Jennifer pulled away from the scene, Stephanie "jumped on the side of their vehicle, swung the door open and made (Jennifer) stop," Steinman said.

According to Officer John Bassi, a witness at the scene claimed Stephanie "was hanging on the SUV door handle, trying to get into the car." Amber Hunt told Bassi that Stephanie nearly caused an accident when the vehicle narrowly missed hitting a tree in the front yard of Hunt's Spring Street home.

Police arrested Stephanie Lighten near the intersection of Spring and Curtis streets in Morningside.

Police also confiscated the container of semen and some aluminum foil, which was originally used to hold the semen. Nicholas Lighten, Stephanie Lighten's brother, was the donor, according to police.

Detective Thomas H. Harrington said Jennifer Lighten declined "to go forward with charges of assault with intent to rape" because she did not believe "Stephanie was going to sexually assault her with the syringe." However, Harrington informed the alleged victim that attempted rape charges could be filed if she changes her mind.

Stephanie Lighten was represented by attorney Thomas J. Donahue Jr. at Wednesday's arraignment.

Judge Rita S. Koenigs ordered Lighten to "refrain from abuse" and to return to court for an April 29 pretrial hearing.
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BuddhaRhubarb

#1
March 15, 2009, 01:15:46 PM
That's messed up. no matter the sex pref of the basterer.
:p

jimmy olsen

#2
March 15, 2009, 01:55:50 PM
Wow, that's fucked up.
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Malthus

#3
March 15, 2009, 02:02:17 PM
"Woman, now that we are married, your fertility belongs to my family!"
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garbon

#4
March 15, 2009, 02:06:15 PM
"Sure, sis. Have my sperm!"
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Syt

#5
March 15, 2009, 02:06:56 PM
That was really hamfisted. Why didn't she put her wife into a coma and had her brother impregnate her? Wake her up again when the baby's delivered.
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PDH

#6
March 15, 2009, 02:07:42 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 15, 2009, 02:06:56 PM
That was really hamfisted. Why didn't she put her wife into a coma and had her brother impregnate her? Wake her up again when the baby's delivered.
:rolleyes:  This didn't happen in Austria...
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Syt

#7
March 15, 2009, 02:09:34 PM
Quote from: PDH on March 15, 2009, 02:07:42 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 15, 2009, 02:06:56 PM
That was really hamfisted. Why didn't she put her wife into a coma and had her brother impregnate her? Wake her up again when the baby's delivered.
:rolleyes:  This didn't happen in Austria...

Where did I write anything about basements?
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PDH

#8
March 15, 2009, 02:11:55 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 15, 2009, 02:09:34 PM
Where did I write anything about basements?
It was in your use of the implied locative case.
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-Umberto Eco

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Malthus

#9
March 15, 2009, 02:12:26 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 15, 2009, 02:06:56 PM
That was really hamfisted. Why didn't she put her wife into a coma and had her brother impregnate her? Wake her up again when the baby's delivered.

See, here was her problem right there:

QuoteJennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife, was "all liquored up" when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report.

The way it is supposed to work is that you get the victim all liquored up before you pull out the baster, not yourself.
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Malthus

#10
March 15, 2009, 02:13:33 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 15, 2009, 02:09:34 PM


Where did I write anything about basements?

In this case it would be a "bastement".  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

FunkMonk

#11
March 15, 2009, 02:47:53 PM
Oh Mighty Massachusetts, you never fail to impress me.
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Caliga

#12
March 15, 2009, 03:38:59 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 15, 2009, 02:06:15 PM
"Sure, sis. Have my sperm!"

I'd make her blow me to get it. 8)
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jimmy olsen

#13
March 15, 2009, 03:41:17 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 15, 2009, 03:38:59 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 15, 2009, 02:06:15 PM
"Sure, sis. Have my sperm!"

I'd make her blow me to get it. 8)

You're fucking sick.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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garbon

#14
March 15, 2009, 03:46:56 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 15, 2009, 03:41:17 PM
You're fucking sick.

What a potty mouth!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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