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Title: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 15, 2014, 06:03:25 AM

http://www.ukrainebridesagency.com

EES GUD FOR MOOSE AND SQVIRREL, NO?

Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Syt on April 15, 2014, 06:07:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10XR67NQcAc&feature=kp
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Norgy on April 15, 2014, 06:22:50 AM
Quote...the agency you can trust!

Go for it.
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: mongers on April 15, 2014, 07:54:50 AM
Maybe I need one, who can then go out to work reporting on the Ukrainian War in the East ? 
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Josquius on April 15, 2014, 08:15:01 AM
If/when I get that stage there are better countries to go for than Ukraine.
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Ed Anger on April 15, 2014, 08:15:47 AM
the word you are looking for is 'never'.

Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Jacob on April 15, 2014, 08:30:29 AM
I expected photographic evidence of the thread title...
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Lettow77 on April 15, 2014, 08:50:43 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 15, 2014, 08:15:01 AM
If/when I get that stage there are better countries to go for than Ukraine.

:yes: Uzbekistan
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Norgy on April 15, 2014, 08:55:06 AM
Seedy at the Carneval in Rio de Janeiro = Score.
And, you know, HIV and that.
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Valmy on April 15, 2014, 08:58:30 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 15, 2014, 08:15:01 AM
If/when I get that stage there are better countries to go for than Ukraine.

When importing a wife from a poor country one cannot be too choosy.
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Norgy on April 15, 2014, 09:01:17 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 15, 2014, 08:58:30 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 15, 2014, 08:15:01 AM
If/when I get that stage there are better countries to go for than Ukraine.

When importing a wife from a poor country one cannot be too choosy.

Actually, that's when you can be choosy. Me, I'm going for a 19 year old Thai girl or bust.
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Barrister on April 15, 2014, 09:27:19 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 15, 2014, 08:15:01 AM
If/when I get that stage there are better countries to go for than Ukraine.

If one is looking for a white mail order bride, Ukraine is probably your best bet. :(
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Lettow77 on April 15, 2014, 09:35:47 AM
Quote from: Norgy on April 15, 2014, 09:01:17 AM
Actually, that's when you can be choosy. Me, I'm going for a 19 year old Thai girl or bust.

That seems true; you assuredly won't find a 19 year old Thai with any bust, to be sure.
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Capetan Mihali on April 15, 2014, 12:09:57 PM
Quote from: mongers on April 15, 2014, 07:54:50 AM
Maybe I need one, who can then go out to work reporting on the Ukrainian War in the East ?

:rolleyes:  Just forget it, buying a mail-order bride isn't going to do your thread any favors.
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: DGuller on April 15, 2014, 12:13:05 PM
Can you get a mail-order friend with benefits instead? :unsure:
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 15, 2014, 12:14:48 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on April 15, 2014, 12:09:57 PM
Quote from: mongers on April 15, 2014, 07:54:50 AM
Maybe I need one, who can then go out to work reporting on the Ukrainian War in the East ?

:rolleyes:  Just forget it, buying a mail-order bride isn't going to do your thread any favors.

Unless she's hot and he posts pics in the thread.
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Norgy on April 15, 2014, 12:19:40 PM
That might sway me.
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Caliga on April 15, 2014, 12:24:02 PM
I am guessing they might be cheaper these days... motivated sellers and all that. :sleep:
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: DGuller on April 15, 2014, 12:36:40 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 15, 2014, 12:24:02 PM
I am guessing they might be cheaper these days... motivated sellers and all that. :sleep:
:hmm: Might be a good idea to stock up.
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Norgy on April 15, 2014, 12:40:24 PM
Dear website admin

How many of your brides for say $ 1000?
Do you ship them in boxes, or do I have to pay for plane tickets? If the latter, subtract that from the one thousand, I am not going to waste money on this.
I can take say two uggos with big boobs and one trophy wife.

Looking forward to hearing from you

Norgy

PS! They should be into threesomes, and one should be good at like housework.
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Ed Anger on April 15, 2014, 01:05:07 PM
And cooking.
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Norgy on April 15, 2014, 01:08:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 15, 2014, 01:05:07 PM
And cooking.

And BJs with no PJs.
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Ed Anger on April 15, 2014, 01:11:13 PM
Threesomes at your age? Exhausting.

I get winded just looking outside.
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: derspiess on April 15, 2014, 01:16:02 PM
I like how they have a 46+ category.  Do they drop the price for that or something?  :lol:
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Ed Anger on April 15, 2014, 01:17:48 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 15, 2014, 01:16:02 PM
I like how they have a 46+ category.  Do they drop the price for that or something?  :lol:

The clearance rack at the dollar store.
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Norgy on April 15, 2014, 01:24:43 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 15, 2014, 01:11:13 PM
Threesomes at your age? Exhausting.

I get winded just looking outside.

It's not like I am going to do the work. Those ladies should know a lot of cowgirl styles. And one can film it and send it to her GRU contact. Because, knowing my luck, I'd end up with agents.
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Ed Anger on April 15, 2014, 01:31:32 PM
Quote from: Norgy on April 15, 2014, 01:24:43 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 15, 2014, 01:11:13 PM
Threesomes at your age? Exhausting.

I get winded just looking outside.

It's not like I am going to do the work. Those ladies should know a lot of cowgirl styles. And one can film it and send it to her GRU contact. Because, knowing my luck, I'd end up with agents.

DG is one of the "chicks".

I VILL RUB BLUEBERRIES ON YOUR CHEST, YES?
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: DGuller on April 15, 2014, 01:34:51 PM
 :mad:
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Norgy on April 15, 2014, 01:36:13 PM
And when the other one says "Can I: be Ottoman Empire?", I know I should just get the toaster, go into the bathtub, plug it in and let the water do the rest.

Thank you for making me dependent on Cialis and Viagra.  <_<
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: Caliga on April 15, 2014, 05:49:56 PM
Quote from: Norgy on April 15, 2014, 12:40:24 PM
I can take say two uggos with big boobs
I just spent a few minutes perusing the listings there and can tell you that you will definitely not have difficulty with this requirement. :)
Title: Re: The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread
Post by: MadImmortalMan on April 16, 2014, 05:51:50 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 15, 2014, 01:11:13 PM
Threesomes at your age? Exhausting.

I get winded just looking outside.

I seem to have endless energy. Bring it.