http://www.ukrainebridesagency.com
EES GUD FOR MOOSE AND SQVIRREL, NO?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10XR67NQcAc&feature=kp
Quote...the agency you can trust!
Go for it.
Maybe I need one, who can then go out to work reporting on the Ukrainian War in the East ?
If/when I get that stage there are better countries to go for than Ukraine.
the word you are looking for is 'never'.
I expected photographic evidence of the thread title...
Quote from: Tyr on April 15, 2014, 08:15:01 AM
If/when I get that stage there are better countries to go for than Ukraine.
:yes: Uzbekistan
Seedy at the Carneval in Rio de Janeiro = Score.
And, you know, HIV and that.
Quote from: Tyr on April 15, 2014, 08:15:01 AM
If/when I get that stage there are better countries to go for than Ukraine.
When importing a wife from a poor country one cannot be too choosy.
Quote from: Valmy on April 15, 2014, 08:58:30 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 15, 2014, 08:15:01 AM
If/when I get that stage there are better countries to go for than Ukraine.
When importing a wife from a poor country one cannot be too choosy.
Actually, that's when you
can be choosy. Me, I'm going for a 19 year old Thai girl or bust.
Quote from: Tyr on April 15, 2014, 08:15:01 AM
If/when I get that stage there are better countries to go for than Ukraine.
If one is looking for a white mail order bride, Ukraine is probably your best bet. :(
Quote from: Norgy on April 15, 2014, 09:01:17 AM
Actually, that's when you can be choosy. Me, I'm going for a 19 year old Thai girl or bust.
That seems true; you assuredly won't find a 19 year old Thai with any bust, to be sure.
Quote from: mongers on April 15, 2014, 07:54:50 AM
Maybe I need one, who can then go out to work reporting on the Ukrainian War in the East ?
:rolleyes: Just forget it, buying a mail-order bride isn't going to do your thread any favors.
Can you get a mail-order friend with benefits instead? :unsure:
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on April 15, 2014, 12:09:57 PM
Quote from: mongers on April 15, 2014, 07:54:50 AM
Maybe I need one, who can then go out to work reporting on the Ukrainian War in the East ?
:rolleyes: Just forget it, buying a mail-order bride isn't going to do your thread any favors.
Unless she's hot and he posts pics in the thread.
That might sway me.
I am guessing they might be cheaper these days... motivated sellers and all that. :sleep:
Quote from: Caliga on April 15, 2014, 12:24:02 PM
I am guessing they might be cheaper these days... motivated sellers and all that. :sleep:
:hmm: Might be a good idea to stock up.
Dear website admin
How many of your brides for say $ 1000?
Do you ship them in boxes, or do I have to pay for plane tickets? If the latter, subtract that from the one thousand, I am not going to waste money on this.
I can take say two uggos with big boobs and one trophy wife.
Looking forward to hearing from you
Norgy
PS! They should be into threesomes, and one should be good at like housework.
And cooking.
Threesomes at your age? Exhausting.
I get winded just looking outside.
I like how they have a 46+ category. Do they drop the price for that or something? :lol:
Quote from: derspiess on April 15, 2014, 01:16:02 PM
I like how they have a 46+ category. Do they drop the price for that or something? :lol:
The clearance rack at the dollar store.
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 15, 2014, 01:11:13 PM
Threesomes at your age? Exhausting.
I get winded just looking outside.
It's not like I am going to do the work. Those ladies should know a lot of cowgirl styles. And one can film it and send it to her GRU contact. Because, knowing my luck, I'd end up with agents.
Quote from: Norgy on April 15, 2014, 01:24:43 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 15, 2014, 01:11:13 PM
Threesomes at your age? Exhausting.
I get winded just looking outside.
It's not like I am going to do the work. Those ladies should know a lot of cowgirl styles. And one can film it and send it to her GRU contact. Because, knowing my luck, I'd end up with agents.
DG is one of the "chicks".
I VILL RUB BLUEBERRIES ON YOUR CHEST, YES?
:mad:
And when the other one says "Can I: be Ottoman Empire?", I know I should just get the toaster, go into the bathtub, plug it in and let the water do the rest.
Thank you for making me dependent on Cialis and Viagra. <_<
Quote from: Norgy on April 15, 2014, 12:40:24 PM
I can take say two uggos with big boobs
I just spent a few minutes perusing the listings there and can tell you that you will definitely not have difficulty with this requirement. :)
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 15, 2014, 01:11:13 PM
Threesomes at your age? Exhausting.
I get winded just looking outside.
I seem to have endless energy. Bring it.