The Hot Ukrainian Mail Order Brides Thread

[Eddie Teach]

Maybe I need one, who can then go out to work reporting on the Ukrainian War in the East ?

  Just forget it, buying a mail-order bride isn't going to do your thread any favors.

Unless she's hot and he posts pics in the thread.

[Norgy]

That might sway me.

[Caliga]

I am guessing they might be cheaper these days... motivated sellers and all that.

[DGuller]

I am guessing they might be cheaper these days... motivated sellers and all that.

Might be a good idea to stock up.

[Norgy]

Dear website admin

How many of your brides for say $ 1000?
Do you ship them in boxes, or do I have to pay for plane tickets? If the latter, subtract that from the one thousand, I am not going to waste money on this.
I can take say two uggos with big boobs and one trophy wife.

Looking forward to hearing from you

Norgy

PS! They should be into threesomes, and one should be good at like housework.

[Ed Anger]

And cooking.

[Norgy]

And cooking.

And BJs with no PJs.

[Ed Anger]

Threesomes at your age? Exhausting.

I get winded just looking outside.

[derspiess]

I like how they have a 46+ category.  Do they drop the price for that or something? 

[Ed Anger]

I like how they have a 46+ category.  Do they drop the price for that or something? 

The clearance rack at the dollar store.

[Norgy]

Threesomes at your age? Exhausting.

I get winded just looking outside.

It's not like I am going to do the work. Those ladies should know a lot of cowgirl styles. And one can film it and send it to her GRU contact. Because, knowing my luck, I'd end up with agents.

[Ed Anger]

Threesomes at your age? Exhausting.

I get winded just looking outside.

It's not like I am going to do the work. Those ladies should know a lot of cowgirl styles. And one can film it and send it to her GRU contact. Because, knowing my luck, I'd end up with agents.

DG is one of the "chicks".

I VILL RUB BLUEBERRIES ON YOUR CHEST, YES?

[DGuller]

 

[Norgy]

And when the other one says "Can I: be Ottoman Empire?", I know I should just get the toaster, go into the bathtub, plug it in and let the water do the rest.

Thank you for making me dependent on Cialis and Viagra. 

[Caliga]

I can take say two uggos with big boobs

I just spent a few minutes perusing the listings there and can tell you that you will definitely not have difficulty with this requirement.