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Title: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 06, 2009, 06:13:11 PM
There's this site, www.omegle.com (http://www.omegle.com), that puts you in a random, anonymous chat with people around the world. Naive people. Foreign people.

QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello there
You: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 f holland
You: cool
You: i am 15 m germany
Stranger: aah germany, haha i'm not very good in german
You: hehe
You: well let me teach you a few words? :)
Stranger: so i just keep speaking english
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okay :D
You: okay
You: HEIL HITLER: Hail Hitler
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is by far the greatest way to troll people I have ever discovered.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 06, 2009, 06:40:38 PM
 You're horrible!  :lmfao:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Caliga on June 06, 2009, 06:45:17 PM
 :lmfao:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Ed Anger on June 06, 2009, 06:46:44 PM
I only torment chat bots.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Caliga on June 06, 2009, 06:50:27 PM
I'm gonna pretend to be an alien on that.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Warspite on June 06, 2009, 08:10:03 PM
Fantastic. Everyone on the night bus is wondering wh I'm laughing.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: sbr on June 06, 2009, 08:12:10 PM
What does "asl" mean.  I see it in transcripts like this all the time but have never seen the definition. :n00b:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: PDH on June 06, 2009, 08:28:39 PM
It means "Advanced Squad Leader" it is used as a question to find out if the person whom you are chatting with is a diehard wargamer.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 06, 2009, 08:30:00 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 06, 2009, 08:12:10 PM
What does "asl" mean.  I see it in transcripts like this all the time but have never seen the definition. :n00b:
Given the response "16 f holland", age sex location maybe? :unsure:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Razgovory on June 06, 2009, 08:48:04 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 06, 2009, 08:30:00 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 06, 2009, 08:12:10 PM
What does "asl" mean.  I see it in transcripts like this all the time but have never seen the definition. :n00b:
Given the response "16 f holland", age sex location maybe? :unsure:

No PDH is correct.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: sbr on June 06, 2009, 08:52:13 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 06, 2009, 08:48:04 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 06, 2009, 08:30:00 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 06, 2009, 08:12:10 PM
What does "asl" mean.  I see it in transcripts like this all the time but have never seen the definition. :n00b:
Given the response "16 f holland", age sex location maybe? :unsure:

No PDH is correct.
Thanks. :)

I figured Tim's answer was a bit too "out there" to be true.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 06, 2009, 11:20:39 PM
QuoteConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, asl?
You: hi
You: 19/f/canda
You: canada
You: you?
Stranger: 20/m/russia
You: hehe
You: privet
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Anna
You: whats yours
Stranger: andrey
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: you too
You: where in russia are you from?
Stranger: moscow county
You: ah
You: do you drink vodka?
Stranger: what about you?
Stranger: i'm not
You: Toronto
Stranger: cool
You: look, I have a question
You: I need a shipment of 1,000 AK-47s, 50 RPG launchers, and 20,000 grenades
You: can this be arranged?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I failed to make a connection with the Russian mafia. :(
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Razgovory on June 06, 2009, 11:36:24 PM
Interestinly both Combat Mission and Steel Panthers originally started out as an attempt to make ASL into a computer game.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Korea on June 06, 2009, 11:37:14 PM
 :lol: This is kind of fun when you're really bored.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Queequeg on June 07, 2009, 12:16:16 AM
Right after I had been informed that he was a 35 year old virgin who lived at home with his parents...


QuoteYou: girls like people with houses
Stranger: are u a girl???
You: Troll?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: wtf?
You: I'm confused who is trolling who here
Stranger: are u a girl or not???
You: Well the Native Americans had these people called Two-Spirits, and I might've been one of those
You: But I was born with the male funparts
Stranger: if u are a girl
Stranger: can u send me a naked picture of u?
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 12:23:34 AM
This quickly turned into a trainwreck :D

QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: spain you?
You: America
You: rather late there, no?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i come back the party
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: men
Stranger: im a hot women
You: cool :)
Stranger: wet pussy!
You: ohh yeah
Stranger: years?
You: what do you think about Generalissimo Franco?
You: he was a great man
Stranger: he is a best in the world!
Stranger: do you know him?
You: yes
You: the only bad part about Franco
Stranger: why?
You: is that he's still not alive today
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i hate
Stranger: i'm comunist
You: ah, comunista :)
Stranger: fuck franco
Stranger: pole
You: tu amores son las colores
Stranger: ??
Stranger: eso no tiene sentido
You: que es sentido?
Stranger: hablas algo de español?
You: lol. un poco
You: just what I learn from Mexicans
Stranger: fuch mexicans and sur-americans
You: yeah they're all a bunch of dirty wetbacks
You: fucking dagos
Stranger: i hate fucking mexicqans imigrantes
You: do they steal your jobs?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: in every jobs work fuck panchitos
You: lol
You: where in Spain are you from?
Stranger: and rumanos
Stranger: barcelona
You: I fucking HATE gypsies
Stranger: do you know?
You: ah, Catalan
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: no teneis ni puta idea de geografia verdad?
Stranger: do you know barça team¿¿
You: yeah I know barca
Stranger: the best team
You: I don't have any fucking idea where it is?
You: is that what you said?
Stranger: soccer team
Stranger: champions europe
You: no, "no teneis ni puta idea de geografia verdad?"
Stranger: against manchester
You: in Ingles, por favor :P
You: yes I know where the fuck Catalonia is
You: Barca sucks
Stranger: you sucks
You: USA! USA! USA!
Stranger: and all american retardes
You: you're just as dirty as the mexicans
You: shave the mustache off your face, dago
Stranger: i0m have more money than you and you family
You: lol right I'm sure you do
Stranger: im have a BMW m3...
You: you have millions of worthless pesos
Stranger: i have 20k in my pocket
You: how much is that in real money, like $5?
Stranger: 4,3 euros
You: I hope you're robbed and raped by a bunch of gypsies
Stranger: tu putamadre
Stranger: se folla a todo dios ono?
You: lol, if you're going to insult me
You: do it in English
You: not that fucking gibberish
You: puta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Queequeg on June 07, 2009, 12:26:48 AM
 :lmfao:

I haven't laughed that hard in years. 
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 12:28:09 AM
That's what I hate about Spanish people. They speak dago to me and expect me to understand what the fuck they're saying. Like I want to learn a dirty language.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 12:40:39 AM
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: you know what?
You: what?
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: I love you too.
Stranger: XD
You: are you on drugs?
You: because I sure as fuck am
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nope
Stranger: that's illegal and hard to get from here
You: where is "here"?
Stranger: japan

Somehow, I'm not surprised. :P
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 12:44:59 AM
Jesus, this is like having an endless series of chats with bmolsson. :bleeding:

Martinus, Tamas, I give you guys shit for being Europeans, but at least I can understand what the fuck you're saying. Even if you talk like Russians.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 01:01:09 AM
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asian?
You: yes
Stranger: ew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OMG RACIST
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 01:39:48 AM
rofl, Jaron:

QuoteYou: do you live near oarfish?
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: by the park?
You: yes, meet me there in 10 minutes, okay?!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WIN
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: sbr on June 07, 2009, 01:52:00 AM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 01:39:48 AM
rofl, Jaron:

QuoteYou: do you live near oarfish?
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: by the park?
You: yes, meet me there in 10 minutes, okay?!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WIN
Are you gonna go?
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Jaron on June 07, 2009, 01:52:53 AM
Yes. :)
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Jaron on June 07, 2009, 02:17:04 AM
Quote
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I teach english
Stranger: oh
Stranger: in public school?
You: yes
Stranger: oh
Stranger: then you can teach me very well :)
You: yes....
You: but you seem to be very well educated already
Stranger: no :(
You: no more training is necessary
You: have that which you need
Stranger: Thanks but my conversation is not good :)
Stranger: and
Stranger: my grammar skill is not good and many koreans have same problems
You: The intelligence of your race is beneath that of many animals, but you have spirit and tenacity
You: That is what really counts
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: that comments have some problems
Stranger: but I would think you preise me
You: Isn't that praise?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: it's my error and I think you would understand :)
You: I understand
Stranger: you're so kind
You: Thank you, I do try
Stranger: ok :)
Stranger: Have you teach someone who can speak english?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: can-> can't
You: Of course
You: mostly Mexicans, and if those mongrels can learn, surely other races of beastmen are not beyond my aid
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I think you say like a racist
You: I think you misunderstand me
Stranger: well I would be
Stranger: but I think that saying some people 'beastmen' is not so good thing
You: Haven't you heard that term before?
Stranger: yeah but I think that is a word similar to beast, and if I misunderstood you I'm so sorry
Stranger: plz explain meaning of that word
You: the word has more than one meaning..not beast in animal, but beast as in 'foreign'
Stranger: aha
You: so for example, as an american, a beastman is anyone who isn't from the USA
Stranger: you're a good teacher and I learned a important thing
You: Thank you :)
Stranger: sorry for my misunderstanding
You: It is my pleasure as a teacher to enlighten a student. :)

I'm sure I violated some code of ethics, but who cares? :lol: I'm Jaron.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Tamas on June 07, 2009, 03:48:54 AM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 01:39:48 AM
rofl, Jaron:

QuoteYou: do you live near oarfish?
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: by the park?
You: yes, meet me there in 10 minutes, okay?!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WIN


:lmfao:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Martinus on June 07, 2009, 03:55:24 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on June 07, 2009, 12:26:48 AM
:lmfao:

I haven't laughed that hard in years.

You don't get out much, do you?  :huh:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Tamas on June 07, 2009, 03:57:41 AM
I need someone to translate from Korean :(

QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi! where r u from? ^^
You: hi
You: Serbia
You: you?
Stranger: Korea
Stranger: Do you know Korea?
You: yes
You: listen
You: can you sell me some uranium?
Stranger: ha..
Stranger: uranium??
You: aren't you the guys making nukes? Serbia must be great again. we need nuclear weapons
Stranger: 뭐라씨부리세여
Stranger: 우리핵무기없어여
Stranger: 저희핵무기만드는지도몰라여
Stranger: 세르비아가어딘지도모르구여
Stranger: ok?
You: whats that jibberish?
Stranger: Korean
Stranger: ok?
You: serbian wise men predicts
You: that by 2022, 15% of Korea's population will be Serb
Stranger: 지랄염병떨지마시구
You: and your country will be taken over by us in 2040, the latest
Stranger: 뭔세르비아가한국인구의15퍼?
You: by that time we will have most of Europe
Stranger: Are you crazy?
You: and turkey
Stranger: Thank you
Stranger: you too
Stranger: you turkey
Stranger: ok?
You: uhm
You: Turkey as in the country we wiped the floor with
Your conversational partner has disconnected.]
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Viking on June 07, 2009, 03:58:03 AM
I think I chatted to Molian

QuoteYou: hi
Stranger: sybersex?
You: no
You: and it's spelled "Cybersex"
Stranger: cybersex?
Stranger: :D
You: no
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where r u from
You: anyways you sort of need the a.s.l. first
Stranger: why
You: norway, you?
Stranger: turkey
You: age sex location
Stranger: 19 m istanbul
Stranger: u
You: 34 m trondheim
Stranger: wauw
Stranger: old mn
Stranger: man
Stranger: :d
You: old?
You: wtf?
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Martinus on June 07, 2009, 03:59:06 AM
Quote from: Jaron on June 07, 2009, 02:17:04 AM
Quote
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I teach english
Stranger: oh
Stranger: in public school?
You: yes
Stranger: oh
Stranger: then you can teach me very well :)
You: yes....
You: but you seem to be very well educated already
Stranger: no :(
You: no more training is necessary
You: have that which you need
Stranger: Thanks but my conversation is not good :)
Stranger: and
Stranger: my grammar skill is not good and many koreans have same problems
You: The intelligence of your race is beneath that of many animals, but you have spirit and tenacity
You: That is what really counts
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: that comments have some problems
Stranger: but I would think you preise me
You: Isn't that praise?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: it's my error and I think you would understand :)
You: I understand
Stranger: you're so kind
You: Thank you, I do try
Stranger: ok :)
Stranger: Have you teach someone who can speak english?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: can-> can't
You: Of course
You: mostly Mexicans, and if those mongrels can learn, surely other races of beastmen are not beyond my aid
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I think you say like a racist
You: I think you misunderstand me
Stranger: well I would be
Stranger: but I think that saying some people 'beastmen' is not so good thing
You: Haven't you heard that term before?
Stranger: yeah but I think that is a word similar to beast, and if I misunderstood you I'm so sorry
Stranger: plz explain meaning of that word
You: the word has more than one meaning..not beast in animal, but beast as in 'foreign'
Stranger: aha
You: so for example, as an american, a beastman is anyone who isn't from the USA
Stranger: you're a good teacher and I learned a important thing
You: Thank you :)
Stranger: sorry for my misunderstanding
You: It is my pleasure as a teacher to enlighten a student. :)

I'm sure I violated some code of ethics, but who cares? :lol: I'm Jaron.

LOL classic Jaron. Sorry, FB, but Jaron is better at this than you. :D
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Tamas on June 07, 2009, 03:59:53 AM
Yeah, but FB is close second.  :lol:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Martinus on June 07, 2009, 04:00:44 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 07, 2009, 03:58:03 AM
I think I chatted to Molian

QuoteYou: hi
Stranger: sybersex?
You: no
You: and it's spelled "Cybersex"
Stranger: cybersex?
Stranger: :D
You: no
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where r u from
You: anyways you sort of need the a.s.l. first
Stranger: why
You: norway, you?
Stranger: turkey
You: age sex location
Stranger: 19 m istanbul
Stranger: u
You: 34 m trondheim
Stranger: wauw
Stranger: old mn
Stranger: man
Stranger: :d
You: old?
You: wtf?

Dude 34 is way old to a 19 y.o.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Viking on June 07, 2009, 04:07:57 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 07, 2009, 04:00:44 AM

Dude 34 is way old to a 19 y.o.

for cybersex?
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Martinus on June 07, 2009, 04:10:08 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 07, 2009, 04:07:57 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 07, 2009, 04:00:44 AM

Dude 34 is way old to a 19 y.o.

for cybersex?
Especially for cybersex. What's the point of cybersex if you are not going to pretend to be someone better looking and younger than you really are? :P
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Cerr on June 07, 2009, 04:34:17 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 07, 2009, 03:57:41 AM
I need someone to translate from Korean :(

QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi! where r u from? ^^
You: hi
You: Serbia
You: you?
Stranger: Korea
Stranger: Do you know Korea?
You: yes
You: listen
You: can you sell me some uranium?
Stranger: ha..
Stranger: uranium??
You: aren't you the guys making nukes? Serbia must be great again. we need nuclear weapons
Stranger: 뭐라씨부리세여 What's Division of the three
Stranger: 우리핵무기없어여 No Nuclear Weapons us
Stranger: 저희핵무기만드는지도몰라여 We create nuclear weapons; I never did
Stranger: 세르비아가어딘지도모르구여 No idea Serbia structure
Stranger: ok?
You: whats that jibberish?
Stranger: Korean
Stranger: ok?
You: serbian wise men predicts
You: that by 2022, 15% of Korea's population will be Serb
Stranger: 지랄염병떨지마시구 Bloody hell typhoid fever pitch don't trembling
You: and your country will be taken over by us in 2040, the latest
Stranger: 뭔세르비아가한국인구의15퍼? South Korea's population stinking of Serbia's 15?
You: by that time we will have most of Europe
Stranger: Are you crazy?
You: and turkey
Stranger: Thank you
Stranger: you too
Stranger: you turkey
Stranger: ok?
You: uhm
You: Turkey as in the country we wiped the floor with
Your conversational partner has disconnected.]
Added one translation of the korean from a language translator program.
And here's one from babelfish:
Quote
You: aren't you the guys making nukes? Serbia must be great again. we need nuclear weapons
Stranger: What about seed beak tax
Stranger: There are not our nuclear weapons, the woman.
Stranger: Our nuclear weapon the map not knowing woman whom makes.
Stranger: Serbia [e] [tin] about map wool [lu] nine.
Stranger: ok?
You: whats that jibberish?
Stranger: Korean
Stranger: ok?
You: serbian wise men predicts
You: that by 2022, 15% of Korea's population will be Serb
Stranger: The epileptic fit epidemic does not tremble to stop, nine.
You: and your country will be taken over by us in 2040, the latest
Stranger: [mwen] Serbia 15 of the soup populations which inflict ladles?
:unsure:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: The Brain on June 07, 2009, 05:04:38 AM
QuoteOur nuclear weapon the map not knowing woman whom makes.

Hmmm, I've heard this before.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Viking on June 07, 2009, 05:15:31 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 07, 2009, 04:10:08 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 07, 2009, 04:07:57 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 07, 2009, 04:00:44 AM

Dude 34 is way old to a 19 y.o.

for cybersex?
Especially for cybersex. What's the point of cybersex if you are not going to pretend to be someone better looking and younger than you really are? :P

Hi, I'm amber 18/f/Oahu and I want to party!

?
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 07, 2009, 11:50:55 AM
Seems Jaron and Fireblade aren't alone.

QuoteStranger: hi
You: howdy
Stranger: from?
You: Atlanta
You: you?
Stranger: moon
Stranger: age ?
You: I hear Neil Armstrong is a good dancer, is that true?
Stranger: i dont know
You: did you meet him when he visited?
Stranger: no
You: have you met any astronauts?
Stranger: no i dont want to
Stranger: í can but dont want 2
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: pretty old
Stranger: tell the age then i will ell mine
Stranger: ill*
You: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im 824
You: lol
You: what's the lifespan of a typical lunar resident?
Stranger: i dont know im only 824 not 1849
You: are there many others like you?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: the moon is full of us
You: how much do you know of earthlings?
Stranger: a bit
Stranger: and how im online teleporting
You: you're teleporting?
Stranger: Yes i think it is called that way on human languege
Stranger: and sorry im dont so good in this
Stranger: spelling
You: have you ever seen a show called Star Trek?
Stranger: no i dont look tv thats is my brother doing
You: ah, well, they have people in one location dematerialize and instantly materialize somewhere else
You: which is what "teleporting" means
Stranger: i can be online via mybrain
You: ah, so you don't need a computer?
Stranger: well i gotta go to eat steel see ya and no i dont need a computer
You: ok take it easy pal
Stranger: i love mothers steel
Stranger: bye
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Josquius on June 07, 2009, 12:09:48 PM
Its quite a task to strike a balance between silly and dumb.
QuoteStranger: whaddup
You: what? whats whaddup?
Stranger: It means how do u do
You: oh. How strange. Never heard that one before.
Stranger: where u from?
You: Norway
Stranger: age, sex?
You: 21, no thank you wrong time on month
Stranger: kiddin me?
Stranger: i mean male or female?
You: oh
You: well the time of month reference should have gave insight there
You: unless men get that...I suppose they do. Unless they have sex with each other then.
Stranger: ye
You: Are you a man? Do you do that?
Stranger: I ain't no freaken faggot
You: I don't know what one of those is
You: its something to do with wood my dictionary says...but thats strange.
You: freaken just isn't in there
Stranger: well it's like "goddamn"
You: I ain't no goddamn bundle of sticks....I suppose it is one of those things that cannot translate literally
You: like tunfisk i håret mitt
Stranger: shit, Im outta
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: sbr on June 07, 2009, 12:16:04 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 07, 2009, 12:09:48 PM
Its quite a task to strike a balance between silly and dumb.
QuoteStranger: whaddup
You: what? whats whaddup?
Stranger: It means how do u do
You: oh. How strange. Never heard that one before.
Stranger: where u from?
You: Norway
Stranger: age, sex?
You: 21, no thank you wrong time on month
Stranger: kiddin me?
Stranger: i mean male or female?
You: oh
You: well the time of month reference should have gave insight there
You: unless men get that...I suppose they do. Unless they have sex with each other then.
Stranger: ye
You: Are you a man? Do you do that?
Stranger: I ain't no freaken faggot
You: I don't know what one of those is
You: its something to do with wood my dictionary says...but thats strange.
You: freaken just isn't in there
Stranger: well it's like "goddamn"
You: I ain't no goddamn bundle of sticks....I suppose it is one of those things that cannot translate literally
You: like tunfisk i håret mitt
Stranger: shit, Im outta
something to do with wood   :lmfao:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Josquius on June 07, 2009, 12:35:41 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 07, 2009, 03:58:03 AM
I think I chatted to Molian
=

Yeah, there does seem to be a lot of randy Turkish guys on there. I told one I was a 20 year old Swedish girl and he instantly started complimenting me (despite never having seen me...) and bugging me for my msn :lol:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 07, 2009, 12:38:11 PM
QuoteStranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how horny are you?
You: not very
Stranger: can you get horny?
You: not without my pills :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 01:12:07 PM
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: yes
Stranger: age?
You: where are you from?
You: 19
You: you?
Stranger: omg sa!!!!!
Stranger: Englan
Stranger: d
You: oh cool :)
Stranger: name?
You: where in England?
You: Zoe
You: i am from greece
Stranger: bedfors
Stranger: nice name
You: hehe
You: whats urs?
Stranger: im a boii
Stranger: AwsafAhmed
Stranger: wots yah msn?
You: [email protected]
You: add me :)
Stranger: i did
Stranger: ur not online

Simultaneously, on MSN...

QuoteStephen says:
LOL
[email protected] says:
LOL FU
[email protected] says:
OMG LOL YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 01:33:15 PM
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: f
You: kewl
You: me too
You: where r u from?
Stranger: germany
Stranger: and you?
You: israel
Stranger: i like israel
You: its a nice country
You: where in germany do u live
Stranger: stuttgart and you?
You: tel bashir
You: have u heard of it?
Stranger: of course
You: hehe
You: it's strange livin here
Stranger: xD
You: it is in west bank
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 19
You: u?
Stranger: 22
You: hehe cool
Stranger: do you go to school or study?
You: well
You: not right now..
You: i am in the IDF
Stranger: whats that?
You: israel defense force
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anti-semitism is alive and well in Germany? :(
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Berkut on June 07, 2009, 01:35:34 PM
Quote from: Jaron on June 07, 2009, 02:17:04 AM
Quote
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I teach english
Stranger: oh
Stranger: in public school?
You: yes
Stranger: oh
Stranger: then you can teach me very well :)
You: yes....
You: but you seem to be very well educated already
Stranger: no :(
You: no more training is necessary
You: have that which you need
Stranger: Thanks but my conversation is not good :)
Stranger: and
Stranger: my grammar skill is not good and many koreans have same problems
You: The intelligence of your race is beneath that of many animals, but you have spirit and tenacity
You: That is what really counts
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: that comments have some problems
Stranger: but I would think you preise me
You: Isn't that praise?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: it's my error and I think you would understand :)
You: I understand
Stranger: you're so kind
You: Thank you, I do try
Stranger: ok :)
Stranger: Have you teach someone who can speak english?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: can-> can't
You: Of course
You: mostly Mexicans, and if those mongrels can learn, surely other races of beastmen are not beyond my aid
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I think you say like a racist
You: I think you misunderstand me
Stranger: well I would be
Stranger: but I think that saying some people 'beastmen' is not so good thing
You: Haven't you heard that term before?
Stranger: yeah but I think that is a word similar to beast, and if I misunderstood you I'm so sorry
Stranger: plz explain meaning of that word
You: the word has more than one meaning..not beast in animal, but beast as in 'foreign'
Stranger: aha
You: so for example, as an american, a beastman is anyone who isn't from the USA
Stranger: you're a good teacher and I learned a important thing
You: Thank you :)
Stranger: sorry for my misunderstanding
You: It is my pleasure as a teacher to enlighten a student. :)

I'm sure I violated some code of ethics, but who cares? :lol: I'm Jaron.

That is just excellent Jaron.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 01:52:40 PM
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 21m
You: from?
Stranger: ind
You: india.. or indiana? :P
Stranger: indiya
You: what do you do?
Stranger: ur assl?
You: do you do tech support?
You: thank you, come again!
Stranger: ur asl?
You: 25/f/arkansas
Stranger: k
Stranger: wheres arkansa?
You: it's in america
You: by Texas
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: u married?
You: no
You: you are?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: no
Stranger: i enjoy
Stranger: wat u do?
You: I am an English teacher
Stranger: ohhkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: so
Stranger: wats the 1 millionth word being added to eng dictionary?
You: Googleplex.
Stranger: slumdog or jay hey?
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: wghhere r u now?
You: in my bedroom..
Stranger: where are u now?
Stranger: wearing wat?
You: hehe
You: bra and panties
Stranger: lols
Stranger: wow..
Stranger: wats ur boooobs size?
You: 34D
You: how big are you?
Stranger: wow great
Stranger: feel like playing and s u c king
Stranger: i m 21
Stranger: yrs
You: only if you take a bath first
You: to wash that stench of shit and curry off
Stranger: i do take twice a day
You: oh ok :)
Stranger: y dont u removeur undies too?
You: hehe
Stranger: come on
Stranger: babyy
You: maybe..
You: but you have to give me something first :)
Stranger: wat?
You: tell me what you're wearing
Stranger: removed my underwear
Stranger: stark naked
You: are you hard?
Stranger: getting
You: let me help you with that ;)
Stranger: swelling
Stranger: come
You: mmm yeah
Stranger: ur pussy is clean?
You: yes
Stranger: shaven?
You: totally ;)
Stranger: let me kiss it
You: i am spreading my legs
You: lick it
Stranger: nangee ho jao
Stranger: ok
You: what does that mean
Stranger: i m comming in ur legs
You: i take my panties off..
You: oh yeahhh
You: im sooo hard
Stranger: good baby
You: do you have any syrup or jelly?
Stranger: syrup
You: i am putting syrup all over my asshole
You: i want you to suck my ass
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i will suck ur ass
You: have you sucked ass before?
Stranger: how many diks u dget daily?
You: 2 or 3
Stranger: ya
Stranger: ohkk
Stranger: good f u c ker
Stranger: lets make 69
You: okay so you're sucking my ass with syrup
Stranger: s u c k my dik
You: how about we get kinkier
Stranger: means?
You: bend over
Stranger: i will slap ur butts hard.
You: ohh yeah
You: slap it again!
Stranger: and pull ur boobs to red
You: suck my nipples
You: squeeze them
Stranger: i m pulling them hard
Stranger: now i m biting ur ass softly
Stranger: its swelling
You: keep going
You: oh hell JUST FUCK M E
Stranger: my tongue is exploring the walss of ur ass
You: oh shit
You: im about to cum
You: fuck me!
Stranger: i m thrusting my mouth deep in ur ass
Stranger: come on
Stranger: shower ur fluid
Stranger: i m liking it
You: btw
You: I'm a dude
You: you're a faggot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I got my salad tossed :)
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Queequeg on June 07, 2009, 04:16:39 PM
When you aren't trolling it is possible to learn a lot of random stuff.  Pretty interesting. 
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 07, 2009, 04:37:13 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 01:52:40 PM
I got my salad tossed :)
:lol: It was nice of you to let him pop his wad first.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Tamas on June 07, 2009, 05:09:52 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on June 07, 2009, 04:16:39 PM
When you aren't trolling it is possible to learn a lot of random stuff.  Pretty interesting.

Yeah I guess, altough I just can't make myself believe a single word anyone says there. Not that I would mind a 19 years old Japanese girl asking me just "how long it is", but still.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Queequeg on June 07, 2009, 05:19:03 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 07, 2009, 05:09:52 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on June 07, 2009, 04:16:39 PM
When you aren't trolling it is possible to learn a lot of random stuff.  Pretty interesting.

Yeah I guess, altough I just can't make myself believe a single word anyone says there. Not that I would mind a 19 years old Japanese girl asking me just "how long it is", but still.
I think a lot of the trolls are reasonably obvious.  I talked to a Columbia Math student who really seemed to know his shit ,and I've talked to people from Brazil and China who I'm pretty sure were mostly honest. 
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Josquius on June 07, 2009, 06:30:25 PM
How on earth do you start talking to people seriously on there though?
You get over the ASL then its....err......yeah.....
The only way is the silly way.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 07:00:37 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 07, 2009, 06:30:25 PM
How on earth do you start talking to people seriously on there though?
You get over the ASL then its....err......yeah.....
The only way is the silly way.

I just added some Brazilian chick I met on there to facebook. :unsure:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fphotos-ak-snc1%2Fv2106%2F247%2F64%2F1315863215%2Fn1315863215_30070408_2484.jpg&hash=55d112fcc773ee7084de26316c939da203f8f33a)

fail?
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: ulmont on June 07, 2009, 07:03:07 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 07:00:37 PM
I just added some Brazilian chick I met on there to facebook. :unsure:

You just added someone who could find a picture of a Brazilian chick.  Much like your earlier victims were chatting with Hungarians.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 07:05:19 PM
Quote from: ulmont on June 07, 2009, 07:03:07 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 07:00:37 PM
I just added some Brazilian chick I met on there to facebook. :unsure:

You just added someone who could find a picture of a Brazilian chick.  Much like your earlier victims were chatting with Hungarians.

Well, considering her profile was made a year ago, it would have to be one hell of a dedicated troll. :D
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Queequeg on June 07, 2009, 07:16:14 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 07:00:37 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 07, 2009, 06:30:25 PM
How on earth do you start talking to people seriously on there though?
You get over the ASL then its....err......yeah.....
The only way is the silly way.

I just added some Brazilian chick I met on there to facebook. :unsure:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fphotos-ak-snc1%2Fv2106%2F247%2F64%2F1315863215%2Fn1315863215_30070408_2484.jpg&hash=55d112fcc773ee7084de26316c939da203f8f33a)

fail?
LOL is she in London right now? 

She's actually a little cute.  IDK, she might not be showing any of her body for a reason. 
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 07:28:21 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on June 07, 2009, 07:16:14 PM
LOL is she in London right now? 

She's actually a little cute.  IDK, she might not be showing any of her body for a reason.

Dude, judging by other other pictures, she has a rockin' body. :unsure:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 07, 2009, 08:21:32 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 07:28:21 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on June 07, 2009, 07:16:14 PM
LOL is she in London right now? 

She's actually a little cute.  IDK, she might not be showing any of her body for a reason.

Dude, judging by other other pictures, she has a rockin' body. :unsure:

link us  :)
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Palisadoes on June 07, 2009, 09:08:00 PM
Hahahaa! I love it! :lol:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: lustindarkness on June 07, 2009, 09:10:29 PM
I've been working all weekend and you guys having fun trolling strangers. Live is not fair. :(
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 07, 2009, 09:24:22 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 07, 2009, 09:10:29 PM
I've been working all weekend and you guys having fun trolling strangers. Live is not fair. :(
But you got to wear a really cool uniform with bellbottoms and a bib so it evens out.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Palisadoes on June 07, 2009, 09:39:42 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 07, 2009, 09:24:22 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 07, 2009, 09:10:29 PM
I've been working all weekend and you guys having fun trolling strangers. Live is not fair. :(
But you got to wear a really cool uniform with bellbottoms and a bib so it evens out.
A Morris dancer!? :yeahright:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: lustindarkness on June 07, 2009, 10:45:08 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 07, 2009, 09:24:22 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 07, 2009, 09:10:29 PM
I've been working all weekend and you guys having fun trolling strangers. Live is not fair. :(
But you got to wear a really cool uniform with bellbottoms and a bib so it evens out.
LOL, I wear woodland cammo 99.9% of the time.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 08, 2009, 12:30:40 AM
You know, this site is somehow even more fun when you're not fucking with people. I've had some interesting chats with random people today. :unsure:

Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 08, 2009, 12:53:05 AM
QuoteYou: where are you from?
Stranger: china
You: what's up?
You: I am from America
Stranger: er.....i don't like Americans
You: why not?
Stranger: Americans are very rude to me
You: well fuck you too, you rice eating, bucktoothed, slanty-eyed motherfucker
You have disconnected.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Queequeg on June 08, 2009, 01:18:39 AM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 08, 2009, 12:30:40 AM
You know, this site is somehow even more fun when you're not fucking with people. I've had some interesting chats with random people today. :unsure:
I told you! 
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Caliga on June 08, 2009, 05:26:16 AM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 07:28:21 PM
Dude, judging by other other pictures, she has a rockin' body. :unsure:

link :yes:

edit: I found her on your FB friends list but her profile ain't public.  :mad:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Ed Anger on June 08, 2009, 07:00:51 AM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 08, 2009, 12:53:05 AM
QuoteYou: where are you from?
Stranger: china
You: what's up?
You: I am from America
Stranger: er.....i don't like Americans
You: why not?
Stranger: Americans are very rude to me
You: well fuck you too, you rice eating, bucktoothed, slanty-eyed motherfucker
You have disconnected.

:lol:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 08, 2009, 07:20:58 PM
Quick observations:

Monoriu, you are still the only Chinaman I like.
Swedes are uniformly assholes with shitty English. WTF, the Svears on here on cool, what's with the rest of you?
Finns are emo. :(
Estonians are surprisingly cool people.
Russians apparently like America? :unsure:
The key to making any Turk love you is to start talking shit about Greeks.
Brazilians are awesome.
Indians are a bunch of horny fucks. Get off omegle and fix my goddamned computer.
Brits are condescending wankers. I hope they're all buttraped by Pakis.
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Caliga on June 08, 2009, 07:24:35 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 08, 2009, 07:20:58 PM
Brazilians are awesome.
I told u niggas that.  :)
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Palisadoes on June 08, 2009, 07:28:34 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 08, 2009, 07:20:58 PMBrazilians are awesome.
All or nothing! ;)
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Caliga on June 08, 2009, 07:29:53 PM
Quote from: Palisadoes on June 08, 2009, 07:28:34 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 08, 2009, 07:20:58 PMBrazilians are awesome.
All or nothing! ;)
:huh:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 08, 2009, 07:34:20 PM
The quickest way into a beastman's heart is to exploit his petty ethnic rivalries.  :bowler:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Palisadoes on June 08, 2009, 07:35:25 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 08, 2009, 07:29:53 PM
Quote from: Palisadoes on June 08, 2009, 07:28:34 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 08, 2009, 07:20:58 PMBrazilians are awesome.
All or nothing! ;)
:huh:
You do know what a Brazilian is?
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Caliga on June 08, 2009, 07:35:31 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 08, 2009, 07:34:20 PM
The quickest way into a beastman's heart is to exploit his petty ethnic rivalries.  :bowler:
I hear Beastman hates the Trapjaw People. :yes:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Caliga on June 08, 2009, 08:58:24 PM
I am: helping FB in his quest to import Brazilian booty. :goodboy:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Korea on June 08, 2009, 09:24:08 PM
I'm talking to a south korean person who is in canada! :w00t:
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Fireblade on June 08, 2009, 11:41:12 PM
Quote from: Korea on June 08, 2009, 09:24:08 PM
I'm talking to a south korean person who is in canada! :w00t:

asl?
Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever
Post by: Korea on June 09, 2009, 11:08:07 AM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 08, 2009, 11:41:12 PM
Quote from: Korea on June 08, 2009, 09:24:08 PM
I'm talking to a south korean person who is in canada! :w00t:

asl?

Surprisingly, that didn't come up at all. So I have no idea.  :huh: