There's this site, www.omegle.com (http://www.omegle.com), that puts you in a random, anonymous chat with people around the world. Naive people. Foreign people.
QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello there
You: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 f holland
You: cool
You: i am 15 m germany
Stranger: aah germany, haha i'm not very good in german
You: hehe
You: well let me teach you a few words? :)
Stranger: so i just keep speaking english
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okay :D
You: okay
You: HEIL HITLER: Hail Hitler
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This is by far the greatest way to troll people I have ever discovered.
You're horrible! :lmfao:
:lmfao:
I only torment chat bots.
I'm gonna pretend to be an alien on that.
Fantastic. Everyone on the night bus is wondering wh I'm laughing.
What does "asl" mean. I see it in transcripts like this all the time but have never seen the definition. :n00b:
It means "Advanced Squad Leader" it is used as a question to find out if the person whom you are chatting with is a diehard wargamer.
Quote from: sbr on June 06, 2009, 08:12:10 PM
What does "asl" mean. I see it in transcripts like this all the time but have never seen the definition. :n00b:
Given the response "16 f holland", age sex location maybe? :unsure:
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 06, 2009, 08:30:00 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 06, 2009, 08:12:10 PM
What does "asl" mean. I see it in transcripts like this all the time but have never seen the definition. :n00b:
Given the response "16 f holland", age sex location maybe? :unsure:
No PDH is correct.
Quote from: Razgovory on June 06, 2009, 08:48:04 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 06, 2009, 08:30:00 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 06, 2009, 08:12:10 PM
What does "asl" mean. I see it in transcripts like this all the time but have never seen the definition. :n00b:
Given the response "16 f holland", age sex location maybe? :unsure:
No PDH is correct.
Thanks. :)
I figured Tim's answer was a bit too "out there" to be true.
QuoteConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, asl?
You: hi
You: 19/f/canda
You: canada
You: you?
Stranger: 20/m/russia
You: hehe
You: privet
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Anna
You: whats yours
Stranger: andrey
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: you too
You: where in russia are you from?
Stranger: moscow county
You: ah
You: do you drink vodka?
Stranger: what about you?
Stranger: i'm not
You: Toronto
Stranger: cool
You: look, I have a question
You: I need a shipment of 1,000 AK-47s, 50 RPG launchers, and 20,000 grenades
You: can this be arranged?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I failed to make a connection with the Russian mafia. :(
Interestinly both Combat Mission and Steel Panthers originally started out as an attempt to make ASL into a computer game.
:lol: This is kind of fun when you're really bored.
Right after I had been informed that he was a 35 year old virgin who lived at home with his parents...
QuoteYou: girls like people with houses
Stranger: are u a girl???
You: Troll?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: wtf?
You: I'm confused who is trolling who here
Stranger: are u a girl or not???
You: Well the Native Americans had these people called Two-Spirits, and I might've been one of those
You: But I was born with the male funparts
Stranger: if u are a girl
Stranger: can u send me a naked picture of u?
This quickly turned into a trainwreck :D
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: spain you?
You: America
You: rather late there, no?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i come back the party
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: men
Stranger: im a hot women
You: cool :)
Stranger: wet pussy!
You: ohh yeah
Stranger: years?
You: what do you think about Generalissimo Franco?
You: he was a great man
Stranger: he is a best in the world!
Stranger: do you know him?
You: yes
You: the only bad part about Franco
Stranger: why?
You: is that he's still not alive today
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i hate
Stranger: i'm comunist
You: ah, comunista :)
Stranger: fuck franco
Stranger: pole
You: tu amores son las colores
Stranger: ??
Stranger: eso no tiene sentido
You: que es sentido?
Stranger: hablas algo de español?
You: lol. un poco
You: just what I learn from Mexicans
Stranger: fuch mexicans and sur-americans
You: yeah they're all a bunch of dirty wetbacks
You: fucking dagos
Stranger: i hate fucking mexicqans imigrantes
You: do they steal your jobs?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: in every jobs work fuck panchitos
You: lol
You: where in Spain are you from?
Stranger: and rumanos
Stranger: barcelona
You: I fucking HATE gypsies
Stranger: do you know?
You: ah, Catalan
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: no teneis ni puta idea de geografia verdad?
Stranger: do you know barça team¿¿
You: yeah I know barca
Stranger: the best team
You: I don't have any fucking idea where it is?
You: is that what you said?
Stranger: soccer team
Stranger: champions europe
You: no, "no teneis ni puta idea de geografia verdad?"
Stranger: against manchester
You: in Ingles, por favor :P
You: yes I know where the fuck Catalonia is
You: Barca sucks
Stranger: you sucks
You: USA! USA! USA!
Stranger: and all american retardes
You: you're just as dirty as the mexicans
You: shave the mustache off your face, dago
Stranger: i0m have more money than you and you family
You: lol right I'm sure you do
Stranger: im have a BMW m3...
You: you have millions of worthless pesos
Stranger: i have 20k in my pocket
You: how much is that in real money, like $5?
Stranger: 4,3 euros
You: I hope you're robbed and raped by a bunch of gypsies
Stranger: tu putamadre
Stranger: se folla a todo dios ono?
You: lol, if you're going to insult me
You: do it in English
You: not that fucking gibberish
You: puta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:lmfao:
I haven't laughed that hard in years.
That's what I hate about Spanish people. They speak dago to me and expect me to understand what the fuck they're saying. Like I want to learn a dirty language.
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: you know what?
You: what?
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: I love you too.
Stranger: XD
You: are you on drugs?
You: because I sure as fuck am
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nope
Stranger: that's illegal and hard to get from here
You: where is "here"?
Stranger: japan
Somehow, I'm not surprised. :P
Jesus, this is like having an endless series of chats with bmolsson. :bleeding:
Martinus, Tamas, I give you guys shit for being Europeans, but at least I can understand what the fuck you're saying. Even if you talk like Russians.
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asian?
You: yes
Stranger: ew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
OMG RACIST
rofl, Jaron:
QuoteYou: do you live near oarfish?
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: by the park?
You: yes, meet me there in 10 minutes, okay?!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
WIN
Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 01:39:48 AM
rofl, Jaron:
QuoteYou: do you live near oarfish?
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: by the park?
You: yes, meet me there in 10 minutes, okay?!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
WIN
Are you gonna go?
Yes. :)
Quote
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I teach english
Stranger: oh
Stranger: in public school?
You: yes
Stranger: oh
Stranger: then you can teach me very well :)
You: yes....
You: but you seem to be very well educated already
Stranger: no :(
You: no more training is necessary
You: have that which you need
Stranger: Thanks but my conversation is not good :)
Stranger: and
Stranger: my grammar skill is not good and many koreans have same problems
You: The intelligence of your race is beneath that of many animals, but you have spirit and tenacity
You: That is what really counts
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: that comments have some problems
Stranger: but I would think you preise me
You: Isn't that praise?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: it's my error and I think you would understand :)
You: I understand
Stranger: you're so kind
You: Thank you, I do try
Stranger: ok :)
Stranger: Have you teach someone who can speak english?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: can-> can't
You: Of course
You: mostly Mexicans, and if those mongrels can learn, surely other races of beastmen are not beyond my aid
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I think you say like a racist
You: I think you misunderstand me
Stranger: well I would be
Stranger: but I think that saying some people 'beastmen' is not so good thing
You: Haven't you heard that term before?
Stranger: yeah but I think that is a word similar to beast, and if I misunderstood you I'm so sorry
Stranger: plz explain meaning of that word
You: the word has more than one meaning..not beast in animal, but beast as in 'foreign'
Stranger: aha
You: so for example, as an american, a beastman is anyone who isn't from the USA
Stranger: you're a good teacher and I learned a important thing
You: Thank you :)
Stranger: sorry for my misunderstanding
You: It is my pleasure as a teacher to enlighten a student. :)
I'm sure I violated some code of ethics, but who cares? :lol: I'm Jaron.
Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 01:39:48 AM
rofl, Jaron:
QuoteYou: do you live near oarfish?
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: by the park?
You: yes, meet me there in 10 minutes, okay?!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
WIN
:lmfao:
Quote from: Queequeg on June 07, 2009, 12:26:48 AM
:lmfao:
I haven't laughed that hard in years.
You don't get out much, do you? :huh:
I need someone to translate from Korean :(
QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi! where r u from? ^^
You: hi
You: Serbia
You: you?
Stranger: Korea
Stranger: Do you know Korea?
You: yes
You: listen
You: can you sell me some uranium?
Stranger: ha..
Stranger: uranium??
You: aren't you the guys making nukes? Serbia must be great again. we need nuclear weapons
Stranger: 뭐라씨부리세여
Stranger: 우리핵무기없어여
Stranger: 저희핵무기만드는지도몰라여
Stranger: 세르비아가어딘지도모르구여
Stranger: ok?
You: whats that jibberish?
Stranger: Korean
Stranger: ok?
You: serbian wise men predicts
You: that by 2022, 15% of Korea's population will be Serb
Stranger: 지랄염병떨지마시구
You: and your country will be taken over by us in 2040, the latest
Stranger: 뭔세르비아가한국인구의15퍼?
You: by that time we will have most of Europe
Stranger: Are you crazy?
You: and turkey
Stranger: Thank you
Stranger: you too
Stranger: you turkey
Stranger: ok?
You: uhm
You: Turkey as in the country we wiped the floor with
Your conversational partner has disconnected.]
I think I chatted to Molian
QuoteYou: hi
Stranger: sybersex?
You: no
You: and it's spelled "Cybersex"
Stranger: cybersex?
Stranger: :D
You: no
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where r u from
You: anyways you sort of need the a.s.l. first
Stranger: why
You: norway, you?
Stranger: turkey
You: age sex location
Stranger: 19 m istanbul
Stranger: u
You: 34 m trondheim
Stranger: wauw
Stranger: old mn
Stranger: man
Stranger: :d
You: old?
You: wtf?
Quote from: Jaron on June 07, 2009, 02:17:04 AM
Quote
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I teach english
Stranger: oh
Stranger: in public school?
You: yes
Stranger: oh
Stranger: then you can teach me very well :)
You: yes....
You: but you seem to be very well educated already
Stranger: no :(
You: no more training is necessary
You: have that which you need
Stranger: Thanks but my conversation is not good :)
Stranger: and
Stranger: my grammar skill is not good and many koreans have same problems
You: The intelligence of your race is beneath that of many animals, but you have spirit and tenacity
You: That is what really counts
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: that comments have some problems
Stranger: but I would think you preise me
You: Isn't that praise?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: it's my error and I think you would understand :)
You: I understand
Stranger: you're so kind
You: Thank you, I do try
Stranger: ok :)
Stranger: Have you teach someone who can speak english?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: can-> can't
You: Of course
You: mostly Mexicans, and if those mongrels can learn, surely other races of beastmen are not beyond my aid
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I think you say like a racist
You: I think you misunderstand me
Stranger: well I would be
Stranger: but I think that saying some people 'beastmen' is not so good thing
You: Haven't you heard that term before?
Stranger: yeah but I think that is a word similar to beast, and if I misunderstood you I'm so sorry
Stranger: plz explain meaning of that word
You: the word has more than one meaning..not beast in animal, but beast as in 'foreign'
Stranger: aha
You: so for example, as an american, a beastman is anyone who isn't from the USA
Stranger: you're a good teacher and I learned a important thing
You: Thank you :)
Stranger: sorry for my misunderstanding
You: It is my pleasure as a teacher to enlighten a student. :)
I'm sure I violated some code of ethics, but who cares? :lol: I'm Jaron.
LOL classic Jaron. Sorry, FB, but Jaron is better at this than you. :D
Yeah, but FB is close second. :lol:
Quote from: Viking on June 07, 2009, 03:58:03 AM
I think I chatted to Molian
QuoteYou: hi
Stranger: sybersex?
You: no
You: and it's spelled "Cybersex"
Stranger: cybersex?
Stranger: :D
You: no
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where r u from
You: anyways you sort of need the a.s.l. first
Stranger: why
You: norway, you?
Stranger: turkey
You: age sex location
Stranger: 19 m istanbul
Stranger: u
You: 34 m trondheim
Stranger: wauw
Stranger: old mn
Stranger: man
Stranger: :d
You: old?
You: wtf?
Dude 34 is way old to a 19 y.o.
Quote from: Viking on June 07, 2009, 04:07:57 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 07, 2009, 04:00:44 AM
Dude 34 is way old to a 19 y.o.
for cybersex?
Especially for cybersex. What's the point of cybersex if you are not going to pretend to be someone better looking and younger than you really are? :P
Quote from: Tamas on June 07, 2009, 03:57:41 AM
I need someone to translate from Korean :(
QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi! where r u from? ^^
You: hi
You: Serbia
You: you?
Stranger: Korea
Stranger: Do you know Korea?
You: yes
You: listen
You: can you sell me some uranium?
Stranger: ha..
Stranger: uranium??
You: aren't you the guys making nukes? Serbia must be great again. we need nuclear weapons
Stranger: 뭐라씨부리세여 What's Division of the three
Stranger: 우리핵무기없어여 No Nuclear Weapons us
Stranger: 저희핵무기만드는지도몰라여 We create nuclear weapons; I never did
Stranger: 세르비아가어딘지도모르구여 No idea Serbia structure
Stranger: ok?
You: whats that jibberish?
Stranger: Korean
Stranger: ok?
You: serbian wise men predicts
You: that by 2022, 15% of Korea's population will be Serb
Stranger: 지랄염병떨지마시구 Bloody hell typhoid fever pitch don't trembling
You: and your country will be taken over by us in 2040, the latest
Stranger: 뭔세르비아가한국인구의15퍼? South Korea's population stinking of Serbia's 15?
You: by that time we will have most of Europe
Stranger: Are you crazy?
You: and turkey
Stranger: Thank you
Stranger: you too
Stranger: you turkey
Stranger: ok?
You: uhm
You: Turkey as in the country we wiped the floor with
Your conversational partner has disconnected.]
Added one translation of the korean from a language translator program.
And here's one from babelfish:
Quote
You: aren't you the guys making nukes? Serbia must be great again. we need nuclear weapons
Stranger: What about seed beak tax
Stranger: There are not our nuclear weapons, the woman.
Stranger: Our nuclear weapon the map not knowing woman whom makes.
Stranger: Serbia [e] [tin] about map wool [lu] nine.
Stranger: ok?
You: whats that jibberish?
Stranger: Korean
Stranger: ok?
You: serbian wise men predicts
You: that by 2022, 15% of Korea's population will be Serb
Stranger: The epileptic fit epidemic does not tremble to stop, nine.
You: and your country will be taken over by us in 2040, the latest
Stranger: [mwen] Serbia 15 of the soup populations which inflict ladles?
:unsure:
QuoteOur nuclear weapon the map not knowing woman whom makes.
Hmmm, I've heard this before.
Quote from: Martinus on June 07, 2009, 04:10:08 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 07, 2009, 04:07:57 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 07, 2009, 04:00:44 AM
Dude 34 is way old to a 19 y.o.
for cybersex?
Especially for cybersex. What's the point of cybersex if you are not going to pretend to be someone better looking and younger than you really are? :P
Hi, I'm amber 18/f/Oahu and I want to party!
?
Seems Jaron and Fireblade aren't alone.
QuoteStranger: hi
You: howdy
Stranger: from?
You: Atlanta
You: you?
Stranger: moon
Stranger: age ?
You: I hear Neil Armstrong is a good dancer, is that true?
Stranger: i dont know
You: did you meet him when he visited?
Stranger: no
You: have you met any astronauts?
Stranger: no i dont want to
Stranger: í can but dont want 2
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: pretty old
Stranger: tell the age then i will ell mine
Stranger: ill*
You: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im 824
You: lol
You: what's the lifespan of a typical lunar resident?
Stranger: i dont know im only 824 not 1849
You: are there many others like you?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: the moon is full of us
You: how much do you know of earthlings?
Stranger: a bit
Stranger: and how im online teleporting
You: you're teleporting?
Stranger: Yes i think it is called that way on human languege
Stranger: and sorry im dont so good in this
Stranger: spelling
You: have you ever seen a show called Star Trek?
Stranger: no i dont look tv thats is my brother doing
You: ah, well, they have people in one location dematerialize and instantly materialize somewhere else
You: which is what "teleporting" means
Stranger: i can be online via mybrain
You: ah, so you don't need a computer?
Stranger: well i gotta go to eat steel see ya and no i dont need a computer
You: ok take it easy pal
Stranger: i love mothers steel
Stranger: bye
Its quite a task to strike a balance between silly and dumb.
QuoteStranger: whaddup
You: what? whats whaddup?
Stranger: It means how do u do
You: oh. How strange. Never heard that one before.
Stranger: where u from?
You: Norway
Stranger: age, sex?
You: 21, no thank you wrong time on month
Stranger: kiddin me?
Stranger: i mean male or female?
You: oh
You: well the time of month reference should have gave insight there
You: unless men get that...I suppose they do. Unless they have sex with each other then.
Stranger: ye
You: Are you a man? Do you do that?
Stranger: I ain't no freaken faggot
You: I don't know what one of those is
You: its something to do with wood my dictionary says...but thats strange.
You: freaken just isn't in there
Stranger: well it's like "goddamn"
You: I ain't no goddamn bundle of sticks....I suppose it is one of those things that cannot translate literally
You: like tunfisk i håret mitt
Stranger: shit, Im outta
Quote from: Tyr on June 07, 2009, 12:09:48 PM
Its quite a task to strike a balance between silly and dumb.
QuoteStranger: whaddup
You: what? whats whaddup?
Stranger: It means how do u do
You: oh. How strange. Never heard that one before.
Stranger: where u from?
You: Norway
Stranger: age, sex?
You: 21, no thank you wrong time on month
Stranger: kiddin me?
Stranger: i mean male or female?
You: oh
You: well the time of month reference should have gave insight there
You: unless men get that...I suppose they do. Unless they have sex with each other then.
Stranger: ye
You: Are you a man? Do you do that?
Stranger: I ain't no freaken faggot
You: I don't know what one of those is
You: its something to do with wood my dictionary says...but thats strange.
You: freaken just isn't in there
Stranger: well it's like "goddamn"
You: I ain't no goddamn bundle of sticks....I suppose it is one of those things that cannot translate literally
You: like tunfisk i håret mitt
Stranger: shit, Im outta
something to do with wood :lmfao:
Quote from: Viking on June 07, 2009, 03:58:03 AM
I think I chatted to Molian
=
Yeah, there does seem to be a lot of randy Turkish guys on there. I told one I was a 20 year old Swedish girl and he instantly started complimenting me (despite never having seen me...) and bugging me for my msn :lol:
QuoteStranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how horny are you?
You: not very
Stranger: can you get horny?
You: not without my pills :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: yes
Stranger: age?
You: where are you from?
You: 19
You: you?
Stranger: omg sa!!!!!
Stranger: Englan
Stranger: d
You: oh cool :)
Stranger: name?
You: where in England?
You: Zoe
You: i am from greece
Stranger: bedfors
Stranger: nice name
You: hehe
You: whats urs?
Stranger: im a boii
Stranger: AwsafAhmed
Stranger: wots yah msn?
You: [email protected]
You: add me :)
Stranger: i did
Stranger: ur not online
Simultaneously, on MSN...
QuoteStephen says:
LOL
[email protected] says:
LOL FU
[email protected] says:
OMG LOL YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: f
You: kewl
You: me too
You: where r u from?
Stranger: germany
Stranger: and you?
You: israel
Stranger: i like israel
You: its a nice country
You: where in germany do u live
Stranger: stuttgart and you?
You: tel bashir
You: have u heard of it?
Stranger: of course
You: hehe
You: it's strange livin here
Stranger: xD
You: it is in west bank
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 19
You: u?
Stranger: 22
You: hehe cool
Stranger: do you go to school or study?
You: well
You: not right now..
You: i am in the IDF
Stranger: whats that?
You: israel defense force
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Anti-semitism is alive and well in Germany? :(
Quote from: Jaron on June 07, 2009, 02:17:04 AM
Quote
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I teach english
Stranger: oh
Stranger: in public school?
You: yes
Stranger: oh
Stranger: then you can teach me very well :)
You: yes....
You: but you seem to be very well educated already
Stranger: no :(
You: no more training is necessary
You: have that which you need
Stranger: Thanks but my conversation is not good :)
Stranger: and
Stranger: my grammar skill is not good and many koreans have same problems
You: The intelligence of your race is beneath that of many animals, but you have spirit and tenacity
You: That is what really counts
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: that comments have some problems
Stranger: but I would think you preise me
You: Isn't that praise?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: it's my error and I think you would understand :)
You: I understand
Stranger: you're so kind
You: Thank you, I do try
Stranger: ok :)
Stranger: Have you teach someone who can speak english?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: can-> can't
You: Of course
You: mostly Mexicans, and if those mongrels can learn, surely other races of beastmen are not beyond my aid
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I think you say like a racist
You: I think you misunderstand me
Stranger: well I would be
Stranger: but I think that saying some people 'beastmen' is not so good thing
You: Haven't you heard that term before?
Stranger: yeah but I think that is a word similar to beast, and if I misunderstood you I'm so sorry
Stranger: plz explain meaning of that word
You: the word has more than one meaning..not beast in animal, but beast as in 'foreign'
Stranger: aha
You: so for example, as an american, a beastman is anyone who isn't from the USA
Stranger: you're a good teacher and I learned a important thing
You: Thank you :)
Stranger: sorry for my misunderstanding
You: It is my pleasure as a teacher to enlighten a student. :)
I'm sure I violated some code of ethics, but who cares? :lol: I'm Jaron.
That is just excellent Jaron.
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 21m
You: from?
Stranger: ind
You: india.. or indiana? :P
Stranger: indiya
You: what do you do?
Stranger: ur assl?
You: do you do tech support?
You: thank you, come again!
Stranger: ur asl?
You: 25/f/arkansas
Stranger: k
Stranger: wheres arkansa?
You: it's in america
You: by Texas
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: u married?
You: no
You: you are?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: no
Stranger: i enjoy
Stranger: wat u do?
You: I am an English teacher
Stranger: ohhkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: so
Stranger: wats the 1 millionth word being added to eng dictionary?
You: Googleplex.
Stranger: slumdog or jay hey?
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: wghhere r u now?
You: in my bedroom..
Stranger: where are u now?
Stranger: wearing wat?
You: hehe
You: bra and panties
Stranger: lols
Stranger: wow..
Stranger: wats ur boooobs size?
You: 34D
You: how big are you?
Stranger: wow great
Stranger: feel like playing and s u c king
Stranger: i m 21
Stranger: yrs
You: only if you take a bath first
You: to wash that stench of shit and curry off
Stranger: i do take twice a day
You: oh ok :)
Stranger: y dont u removeur undies too?
You: hehe
Stranger: come on
Stranger: babyy
You: maybe..
You: but you have to give me something first :)
Stranger: wat?
You: tell me what you're wearing
Stranger: removed my underwear
Stranger: stark naked
You: are you hard?
Stranger: getting
You: let me help you with that ;)
Stranger: swelling
Stranger: come
You: mmm yeah
Stranger: ur pussy is clean?
You: yes
Stranger: shaven?
You: totally ;)
Stranger: let me kiss it
You: i am spreading my legs
You: lick it
Stranger: nangee ho jao
Stranger: ok
You: what does that mean
Stranger: i m comming in ur legs
You: i take my panties off..
You: oh yeahhh
You: im sooo hard
Stranger: good baby
You: do you have any syrup or jelly?
Stranger: syrup
You: i am putting syrup all over my asshole
You: i want you to suck my ass
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i will suck ur ass
You: have you sucked ass before?
Stranger: how many diks u dget daily?
You: 2 or 3
Stranger: ya
Stranger: ohkk
Stranger: good f u c ker
Stranger: lets make 69
You: okay so you're sucking my ass with syrup
Stranger: s u c k my dik
You: how about we get kinkier
Stranger: means?
You: bend over
Stranger: i will slap ur butts hard.
You: ohh yeah
You: slap it again!
Stranger: and pull ur boobs to red
You: suck my nipples
You: squeeze them
Stranger: i m pulling them hard
Stranger: now i m biting ur ass softly
Stranger: its swelling
You: keep going
You: oh hell JUST FUCK M E
Stranger: my tongue is exploring the walss of ur ass
You: oh shit
You: im about to cum
You: fuck me!
Stranger: i m thrusting my mouth deep in ur ass
Stranger: come on
Stranger: shower ur fluid
Stranger: i m liking it
You: btw
You: I'm a dude
You: you're a faggot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I got my salad tossed :)
When you aren't trolling it is possible to learn a lot of random stuff. Pretty interesting.
Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 01:52:40 PM
I got my salad tossed :)
:lol: It was nice of you to let him pop his wad first.
Quote from: Queequeg on June 07, 2009, 04:16:39 PM
When you aren't trolling it is possible to learn a lot of random stuff. Pretty interesting.
Yeah I guess, altough I just can't make myself believe a single word anyone says there. Not that I would mind a 19 years old Japanese girl asking me just "how long it is", but still.
Quote from: Tamas on June 07, 2009, 05:09:52 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on June 07, 2009, 04:16:39 PM
When you aren't trolling it is possible to learn a lot of random stuff. Pretty interesting.
Yeah I guess, altough I just can't make myself believe a single word anyone says there. Not that I would mind a 19 years old Japanese girl asking me just "how long it is", but still.
I think a lot of the trolls are reasonably obvious. I talked to a Columbia Math student who really seemed to know his shit ,and I've talked to people from Brazil and China who I'm pretty sure were mostly honest.
How on earth do you start talking to people seriously on there though?
You get over the ASL then its....err......yeah.....
The only way is the silly way.
Quote from: Tyr on June 07, 2009, 06:30:25 PM
How on earth do you start talking to people seriously on there though?
You get over the ASL then its....err......yeah.....
The only way is the silly way.
I just added some Brazilian chick I met on there to facebook. :unsure:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fphotos-ak-snc1%2Fv2106%2F247%2F64%2F1315863215%2Fn1315863215_30070408_2484.jpg&hash=55d112fcc773ee7084de26316c939da203f8f33a)
fail?
Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 07:00:37 PM
I just added some Brazilian chick I met on there to facebook. :unsure:
You just added someone who could find a picture of a Brazilian chick. Much like your earlier victims were chatting with Hungarians.
Quote from: ulmont on June 07, 2009, 07:03:07 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 07:00:37 PM
I just added some Brazilian chick I met on there to facebook. :unsure:
You just added someone who could find a picture of a Brazilian chick. Much like your earlier victims were chatting with Hungarians.
Well, considering her profile was made a year ago, it would have to be one hell of a dedicated troll. :D
Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 07:00:37 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 07, 2009, 06:30:25 PM
How on earth do you start talking to people seriously on there though?
You get over the ASL then its....err......yeah.....
The only way is the silly way.
I just added some Brazilian chick I met on there to facebook. :unsure:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fphotos-ak-snc1%2Fv2106%2F247%2F64%2F1315863215%2Fn1315863215_30070408_2484.jpg&hash=55d112fcc773ee7084de26316c939da203f8f33a)
fail?
LOL is she in London right now?
She's actually a little cute. IDK, she might not be showing any of her body for a reason.
Quote from: Queequeg on June 07, 2009, 07:16:14 PM
LOL is she in London right now?
She's actually a little cute. IDK, she might not be showing any of her body for a reason.
Dude, judging by other other pictures, she has a rockin' body. :unsure:
Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 07:28:21 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on June 07, 2009, 07:16:14 PM
LOL is she in London right now?
She's actually a little cute. IDK, she might not be showing any of her body for a reason.
Dude, judging by other other pictures, she has a rockin' body. :unsure:
link us :)
Hahahaa! I love it! :lol:
I've been working all weekend and you guys having fun trolling strangers. Live is not fair. :(
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 07, 2009, 09:10:29 PM
I've been working all weekend and you guys having fun trolling strangers. Live is not fair. :(
But you got to wear a really cool uniform with bellbottoms and a bib so it evens out.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 07, 2009, 09:24:22 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 07, 2009, 09:10:29 PM
I've been working all weekend and you guys having fun trolling strangers. Live is not fair. :(
But you got to wear a really cool uniform with bellbottoms and a bib so it evens out.
A Morris dancer!? :yeahright:
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 07, 2009, 09:24:22 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 07, 2009, 09:10:29 PM
I've been working all weekend and you guys having fun trolling strangers. Live is not fair. :(
But you got to wear a really cool uniform with bellbottoms and a bib so it evens out.
LOL, I wear woodland cammo 99.9% of the time.
You know, this site is somehow even more fun when you're not fucking with people. I've had some interesting chats with random people today. :unsure:
QuoteYou: where are you from?
Stranger: china
You: what's up?
You: I am from America
Stranger: er.....i don't like Americans
You: why not?
Stranger: Americans are very rude to me
You: well fuck you too, you rice eating, bucktoothed, slanty-eyed motherfucker
You have disconnected.
Quote from: Fireblade on June 08, 2009, 12:30:40 AM
You know, this site is somehow even more fun when you're not fucking with people. I've had some interesting chats with random people today. :unsure:
I told you!
Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 07:28:21 PM
Dude, judging by other other pictures, she has a rockin' body. :unsure:
link :yes:
edit: I found her on your FB friends list but her profile ain't public. :mad:
Quote from: Fireblade on June 08, 2009, 12:53:05 AM
QuoteYou: where are you from?
Stranger: china
You: what's up?
You: I am from America
Stranger: er.....i don't like Americans
You: why not?
Stranger: Americans are very rude to me
You: well fuck you too, you rice eating, bucktoothed, slanty-eyed motherfucker
You have disconnected.
:lol:
Quick observations:
Monoriu, you are still the only Chinaman I like.
Swedes are uniformly assholes with shitty English. WTF, the Svears on here on cool, what's with the rest of you?
Finns are emo. :(
Estonians are surprisingly cool people.
Russians apparently like America? :unsure:
The key to making any Turk love you is to start talking shit about Greeks.
Brazilians are awesome.
Indians are a bunch of horny fucks. Get off omegle and fix my goddamned computer.
Brits are condescending wankers. I hope they're all buttraped by Pakis.
The quickest way into a beastman's heart is to exploit his petty ethnic rivalries. :bowler:
Quote from: Fireblade on June 08, 2009, 07:34:20 PM
The quickest way into a beastman's heart is to exploit his petty ethnic rivalries. :bowler:
I hear Beastman hates the Trapjaw People. :yes:
I am: helping FB in his quest to import Brazilian booty. :goodboy:
I'm talking to a south korean person who is in canada! :w00t:
Quote from: Korea on June 08, 2009, 09:24:08 PM
I'm talking to a south korean person who is in canada! :w00t:
asl?
Quote from: Fireblade on June 08, 2009, 11:41:12 PM
Quote from: Korea on June 08, 2009, 09:24:08 PM
I'm talking to a south korean person who is in canada! :w00t:
asl?
Surprisingly, that didn't come up at all. So I have no idea. :huh: