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Title: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: mongers on March 25, 2014, 09:28:46 PM

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay star Chris Martin to separate

Hollywood star Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay singer Chris Martin are to separate after more than 10 years of marriage, the couple have said.

Paltrow, 41, and Martin, 37, announced the split on her blog in a post titled "Conscious Uncoupling".

"It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate," the couple wrote.

The pair, who married in December 2003, have two children, Apple, nine, and Moses, seven.

A spokeswoman for the Coldplay frontman confirmed the split, the Associated Press news agency has reported.

In the message on the Iron Man actress's blog on the website Goop.com, the couple said they had "come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much, we will remain separate".
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-26742965 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-26742965)
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: mongers on March 25, 2014, 09:29:25 PM

Maybe their son was responsible for the separation?
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 25, 2014, 09:32:15 PM
You know how I know you're gay?  You started this thread.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: garbon on March 25, 2014, 09:44:47 PM
At least he didn't give us a link to goop.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: garbon on March 25, 2014, 09:46:48 PM
Actually apparently people are so interested that goop.com fell off the net. :D
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Brazen on March 26, 2014, 10:27:23 AM
http://newsthump.com/2014/03/26/coldplays-chris-martin-has-massive-steak-for-breakfast/ (http://newsthump.com/2014/03/26/coldplays-chris-martin-has-massive-steak-for-breakfast/)
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Admiral Yi on March 26, 2014, 10:39:32 AM
I bet it's because she stopped shaving her biscuit.

Actually, I bet it's because she finally realized what a mook he is.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Tamas on March 26, 2014, 10:43:11 AM
Apple?! Moses?!
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: derspiess on March 26, 2014, 10:54:48 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 25, 2014, 09:44:47 PM
At least he didn't give us a link to goop.
Quote from: garbon on March 25, 2014, 09:46:48 PM
Actually apparently people are so interested that goop.com fell off the net. :D

No idea what goop.com ended up as, but it started out as a personal site for Whitman Mayo, who played Grady on Sanford & Son.  I remember him mentioning it Conan back in the day.

http://web.archive.org/web/19990208004517/http://goop.com/

RIP GRADY
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Capetan Mihali on March 26, 2014, 11:09:15 AM
"Conscious uncoupling." :bleeding:
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: The Brain on March 26, 2014, 11:10:41 AM
I tried to listen to a Coldplay song once. It was laughably horrible.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Brazen on March 26, 2014, 11:21:04 AM
Mitch Benn - Everything Sounds Like Coldplay Now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtfNI6P7zDo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtfNI6P7zDo)
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Grey Fox on March 26, 2014, 11:32:52 AM
Quote from: Brazen on March 26, 2014, 10:27:23 AM
http://newsthump.com/2014/03/26/coldplays-chris-martin-has-massive-steak-for-breakfast/ (http://newsthump.com/2014/03/26/coldplays-chris-martin-has-massive-steak-for-breakfast/)

:lol: :lol:

Oh man, that is so why they broke up.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: mongers on March 26, 2014, 02:29:38 PM
Quote from: The Brain on March 26, 2014, 11:10:41 AM
I tried to listen to a Coldplay song once. It was laughably horrible.

For years, being somewhat deaf and not hearing some consonants well, I heard and thought they were called Codplay.  :huh:
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Ed Anger on March 26, 2014, 05:46:59 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow is a cunt.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Ed Anger on March 26, 2014, 05:48:00 PM
Quote from: Tamas on March 26, 2014, 10:43:11 AM
Apple?! Moses?!

Sorry it wasn't Lazlo or Horthy.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2014, 07:23:41 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 25, 2014, 09:32:15 PM
You know how I know you're gay?  You started this thread.

And nobody appreciates the 40 Year Old Virgin reference.   You all suck.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Admiral Yi on March 26, 2014, 07:30:28 PM
Too highbrow.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Sheilbh on March 26, 2014, 08:25:54 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on March 26, 2014, 11:09:15 AM
"Conscious uncoupling." :bleeding:
My favourite line on this is that they're splitting because of insufferable similarities.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: garbon on March 28, 2014, 05:21:31 PM
These are kinda fun.

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/things-to-do/ten-gwyneth-paltrowstyle-zen-phrases-for-new-york-annoyances?cid=TOL%7CDD%7CEM%7C%7C%7C2014-03-28T19%3A10%3A44

QuoteWhat horrendous New York City happenings could benefit from the optimistic Gwyneth treatment? Here are our votes for the top ten quintessentially New York events that could do with a bit of New Agey spin.

Catcalling: unsolicited vocal appreciation

Overhearing your neighbors having sex: unintentional love download

Stepping in dog poop: accidental canine underpolish

Waiting on line for an hour to get into a brunch place: subtle appetite enhancement

Hangover: acute postrevelry dehydration malaise

Getting hit up by subway panhandlers: sudden philanthropic guilt induction

MetroCard swipe failure: abrupt midsection dissonance

Getting splattered by gutter slush from a car: invigorating weather incident

Moving to NYC: purposeful financially crippling dream pursuit

Getting stuck on a subway between stations for 30 minutes: subterranean motion desistance
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 30, 2014, 12:36:41 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2014, 05:46:59 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow is a cunt.

She's hot enough to put up with it for a while. Probably not 10 years though.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Ed Anger on March 30, 2014, 08:31:32 AM
Not even 1 day for me.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F6f3mET6.jpg&hash=21b5a56ca781b2ef9e245404a7c906b572dc3016)
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Scipio on March 30, 2014, 03:17:31 PM
When I think of white privilege, I think it only applies to Gwyneth Paltrow and John Mayer.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 30, 2014, 11:26:23 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 28, 2014, 05:21:31 PM
These are kinda fun.

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/things-to-do/ten-gwyneth-paltrowstyle-zen-phrases-for-new-york-annoyances?cid=TOL%7CDD%7CEM%7C%7C%7C2014-03-28T19%3A10%3A44

Quote
Waiting on line for an hour to get into a brunch place: subtle appetite enhancement
:ultra::ultra::ultra::ultra::ultra:
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: garbon on March 31, 2014, 07:27:09 AM
:yawn:

That's what people say here.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Caliga on March 31, 2014, 05:28:19 PM
...

Anyway, Coldplay: :bleeding:
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Admiral Yi on March 31, 2014, 07:40:40 PM
New Yorkers don't eat in places that don't have lines.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 31, 2014, 07:53:46 PM
Pfft, Coldplay.  Everybody knows Snow Patrol is where it's at.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Ed Anger on March 31, 2014, 08:03:52 PM
Yuk
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 31, 2014, 08:12:21 PM
Pretty sure Where It's At is Beck, hyuk hyuk.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Ed Anger on March 31, 2014, 08:13:07 PM
Yuk
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 31, 2014, 08:15:03 PM
That's beautiful, Dad.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Ed Anger on March 31, 2014, 08:15:31 PM
You kids and your shitty music.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: garbon on March 31, 2014, 08:19:52 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 31, 2014, 07:53:46 PM
Pfft, Coldplay.  Everybody knows Snow Patrol is where it's at.

I like Snow Patrol. :)
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: garbon on March 31, 2014, 08:20:17 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 31, 2014, 07:40:40 PM
New Yorkers don't eat in places that don't have lines.

I avoid places with lines. I also never stand on line, only in them.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 31, 2014, 08:26:56 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 31, 2014, 08:19:52 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 31, 2014, 07:53:46 PM
Pfft, Coldplay.  Everybody knows Snow Patrol is where it's at.

I like Snow Patrol. :)

Me too.  :)
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Ed Anger on March 31, 2014, 08:32:57 PM
Yuk
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 31, 2014, 08:35:52 PM
Fuck you and your Joshua Radin whisper guitar rock.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: Ed Anger on March 31, 2014, 08:36:44 PM
I don't understand you kids and your references.
Title: Re: Will Coldplay's Music Finally Embrace Some Emotional Range?
Post by: PDH on March 31, 2014, 08:44:11 PM
I am more of an Editors fan.