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Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay star Chris Martin to separate
Hollywood star Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay singer Chris Martin are to separate after more than 10 years of marriage, the couple have said.
Paltrow, 41, and Martin, 37, announced the split on her blog in a post titled "Conscious Uncoupling".
"It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate," the couple wrote.
The pair, who married in December 2003, have two children, Apple, nine, and Moses, seven.
A spokeswoman for the Coldplay frontman confirmed the split, the Associated Press news agency has reported.
In the message on the Iron Man actress's blog on the website Goop.com, the couple said they had "come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much, we will remain separate".
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-26742965 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-26742965)
Maybe their son was responsible for the separation?
You know how I know you're gay? You started this thread.
At least he didn't give us a link to goop.
Actually apparently people are so interested that goop.com fell off the net. :D
http://newsthump.com/2014/03/26/coldplays-chris-martin-has-massive-steak-for-breakfast/ (http://newsthump.com/2014/03/26/coldplays-chris-martin-has-massive-steak-for-breakfast/)
I bet it's because she stopped shaving her biscuit.
Actually, I bet it's because she finally realized what a mook he is.
Apple?! Moses?!
Quote from: garbon on March 25, 2014, 09:44:47 PM
At least he didn't give us a link to goop.
Quote from: garbon on March 25, 2014, 09:46:48 PM
Actually apparently people are so interested that goop.com fell off the net. :D
No idea what goop.com ended up as, but it started out as a personal site for Whitman Mayo, who played Grady on Sanford & Son. I remember him mentioning it Conan back in the day.
http://web.archive.org/web/19990208004517/http://goop.com/
RIP GRADY
"Conscious uncoupling." :bleeding:
I tried to listen to a Coldplay song once. It was laughably horrible.
Mitch Benn - Everything Sounds Like Coldplay Now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtfNI6P7zDo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtfNI6P7zDo)
Quote from: Brazen on March 26, 2014, 10:27:23 AM
http://newsthump.com/2014/03/26/coldplays-chris-martin-has-massive-steak-for-breakfast/ (http://newsthump.com/2014/03/26/coldplays-chris-martin-has-massive-steak-for-breakfast/)
:lol: :lol:
Oh man, that is so why they broke up.
Quote from: The Brain on March 26, 2014, 11:10:41 AM
I tried to listen to a Coldplay song once. It was laughably horrible.
For years, being somewhat deaf and not hearing some consonants well, I heard and thought they were called Codplay. :huh:
Gwyneth Paltrow is a cunt.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 25, 2014, 09:32:15 PM
You know how I know you're gay? You started this thread.
And nobody appreciates the
40 Year Old Virgin reference. You all suck.
Too highbrow.
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on March 26, 2014, 11:09:15 AM
"Conscious uncoupling." :bleeding:
My favourite line on this is that they're splitting because of insufferable similarities.
These are kinda fun.
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/things-to-do/ten-gwyneth-paltrowstyle-zen-phrases-for-new-york-annoyances?cid=TOL%7CDD%7CEM%7C%7C%7C2014-03-28T19%3A10%3A44
QuoteWhat horrendous New York City happenings could benefit from the optimistic Gwyneth treatment? Here are our votes for the top ten quintessentially New York events that could do with a bit of New Agey spin.
Catcalling: unsolicited vocal appreciation
Overhearing your neighbors having sex: unintentional love download
Stepping in dog poop: accidental canine underpolish
Waiting on line for an hour to get into a brunch place: subtle appetite enhancement
Hangover: acute postrevelry dehydration malaise
Getting hit up by subway panhandlers: sudden philanthropic guilt induction
MetroCard swipe failure: abrupt midsection dissonance
Getting splattered by gutter slush from a car: invigorating weather incident
Moving to NYC: purposeful financially crippling dream pursuit
Getting stuck on a subway between stations for 30 minutes: subterranean motion desistance
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2014, 05:46:59 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow is a cunt.
She's hot enough to put up with it for a while. Probably not 10 years though.
Not even 1 day for me.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F6f3mET6.jpg&hash=21b5a56ca781b2ef9e245404a7c906b572dc3016)
When I think of white privilege, I think it only applies to Gwyneth Paltrow and John Mayer.
Quote from: garbon on March 28, 2014, 05:21:31 PM
These are kinda fun.
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/things-to-do/ten-gwyneth-paltrowstyle-zen-phrases-for-new-york-annoyances?cid=TOL%7CDD%7CEM%7C%7C%7C2014-03-28T19%3A10%3A44
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Waiting on line for an hour to get into a brunch place: subtle appetite enhancement
:ultra::ultra::ultra::ultra::ultra:
:yawn:
That's what people say here.
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Anyway, Coldplay: :bleeding:
New Yorkers don't eat in places that don't have lines.
Pfft, Coldplay. Everybody knows Snow Patrol is where it's at.
Yuk
Pretty sure Where It's At is Beck, hyuk hyuk.
Yuk
That's beautiful, Dad.
You kids and your shitty music.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 31, 2014, 07:53:46 PM
Pfft, Coldplay. Everybody knows Snow Patrol is where it's at.
I like Snow Patrol. :)
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 31, 2014, 07:40:40 PM
New Yorkers don't eat in places that don't have lines.
I avoid places with lines. I also never stand on line, only in them.
Yuk
Fuck you and your Joshua Radin whisper guitar rock.
I don't understand you kids and your references.
I am more of an Editors fan.