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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Slargos on June 06, 2009, 07:13:49 AM

Title: Dazzling Urbanites in cars
Post by: Slargos on June 06, 2009, 07:13:49 AM
Fucker almost ran me down today, as he started turning into my lane without even a glance to see whether there was anyone occupying the space.

His whore in the passenger seat flipped me off and he started shouting obscenities at me as we stopped at a traffic light.

All niggers must fucking hang.

I think I'll pay him a visit later and see whether he wants to pay for a few broken windows.

Motherfuckers.
Title: Re: Niggers in cars
Post by: Palisadoes on June 06, 2009, 07:16:48 AM
There's a lot of idiot drivers out there. Usually they are women, though...

I'll probably crash now haha!
Title: Re: Niggers in cars
Post by: Slargos on June 06, 2009, 07:23:03 AM
Tsk. Looks like the fucker was driving the whore's parents' car since I doubt his name is Svein.

I guess it's not fair of me to punish them for it, but if they're letting their daughter get plowed by a mudperson maybe they deserve a little suffering.
Title: Re: Niggers in cars
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 06, 2009, 07:44:36 AM
Slargos, you are hereby no longer permitted to use the "N" word.
What with you being a European and all.

It just doesn't count.

OP warned.
Title: Re: Niggers in cars
Post by: Slargos on June 06, 2009, 07:48:02 AM
Oh for fuck's sake you cretinous hypocrite.

Which of the variations can I use, or do I have to make my own?

Title: Re: Niggers in cars
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 06, 2009, 07:49:37 AM
Quote from: Slargos on June 06, 2009, 07:48:02 AM
Oh for fuck's sake you cretinous hypocrite.

Which of the variations can I use, or do I have to make my own?

You may use the accepted Languish vernacular.  "Dazzling Urbanites".  "Niggy Poohs" is, however, acceptable.
Title: Re: Dazzling Urbanites in cars
Post by: Norgy on June 06, 2009, 07:51:12 AM
"Almost" is not good enough.  :(
Title: Re: Niggers in cars
Post by: Slargos on June 06, 2009, 07:56:11 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 06, 2009, 07:49:37 AM
Quote from: Slargos on June 06, 2009, 07:48:02 AM
Oh for fuck's sake you cretinous hypocrite.

Which of the variations can I use, or do I have to make my own?

You may use the accepted Languish vernacular.  "Dazzling Urbanites".  "Niggy Poohs" is, however, acceptable.

Jig? Alabama bluegums?

What about swedish variants such as "Neger" or "Svartskalle"?

Coons? Gatorbait? Groid? Sambo?

How about "Defendant"? Will that do?
Title: Re: Dazzling Urbanites in cars
Post by: Slargos on June 06, 2009, 07:58:04 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 06, 2009, 07:51:12 AM
"Almost" is not good enough.  :(

How about I come by your place and we can have it out in fisticuffs and get this entire deal over with. Your pent up aggression will give you cancer.
Title: Re: Niggers in cars
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 06, 2009, 07:59:36 AM
Quote from: Slargos on June 06, 2009, 07:56:11 AMHow about "Defendant"? Will that do?

"Suspect" or "Defendant" will suffice.
Title: Re: Dazzling Urbanites in cars
Post by: Martinus on June 06, 2009, 04:38:20 PM
I don't think I am capable of hating any race, ethnicity or creed more than I hate Slargos. He is deconstructing my inner bigot. :(
Title: Re: Dazzling Urbanites in cars
Post by: Slargos on June 06, 2009, 05:09:54 PM
Really?  :huh:

I guess the most positive spin I can put on that is that you're not capable of hating groups of people, and that you therefore also cannot hate them any more or less than you do me.

Of course, a man could rightly assume that you actually mean you hate Slargos.

All kinds of horrible, that.  :cry:
Title: Re: Dazzling Urbanites in cars
Post by: The Brain on June 06, 2009, 05:13:25 PM
I hate because I love.
Title: Re: Dazzling Urbanites in cars
Post by: garbon on June 07, 2009, 11:02:49 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 06, 2009, 07:44:36 AM
Slargos, you are hereby no longer permitted to use the "N" word.
What with you being a European and all.

It just doesn't count.

OP warned.

:hug: