Dazzling Urbanites in cars

[Slargos]

Fucker almost ran me down today, as he started turning into my lane without even a glance to see whether there was anyone occupying the space.

His whore in the passenger seat flipped me off and he started shouting obscenities at me as we stopped at a traffic light.

All niggers must fucking hang.

I think I'll pay him a visit later and see whether he wants to pay for a few broken windows.

Motherfuckers.

[Palisadoes]

There's a lot of idiot drivers out there. Usually they are women, though...

I'll probably crash now haha!

[Slargos]

Tsk. Looks like the fucker was driving the whore's parents' car since I doubt his name is Svein.

I guess it's not fair of me to punish them for it, but if they're letting their daughter get plowed by a mudperson maybe they deserve a little suffering.

[CountDeMoney]

Slargos, you are hereby no longer permitted to use the "N" word.
What with you being a European and all.

It just doesn't count.

OP warned.

[Slargos]

Oh for fuck's sake you cretinous hypocrite.

Which of the variations can I use, or do I have to make my own?

[CountDeMoney]

Oh for fuck's sake you cretinous hypocrite.

Which of the variations can I use, or do I have to make my own?

You may use the accepted Languish vernacular.  "Dazzling Urbanites".  "Niggy Poohs" is, however, acceptable.

[Norgy]

"Almost" is not good enough. 

[Slargos]

Oh for fuck's sake you cretinous hypocrite.

Which of the variations can I use, or do I have to make my own?

You may use the accepted Languish vernacular.  "Dazzling Urbanites".  "Niggy Poohs" is, however, acceptable.

Jig? Alabama bluegums?

What about swedish variants such as "Neger" or "Svartskalle"?

Coons? Gatorbait? Groid? Sambo?

How about "Defendant"? Will that do?

[Slargos]

"Almost" is not good enough. 

How about I come by your place and we can have it out in fisticuffs and get this entire deal over with. Your pent up aggression will give you cancer.

[CountDeMoney]

How about "Defendant"? Will that do?

"Suspect" or "Defendant" will suffice.

[Martinus]

I don't think I am capable of hating any race, ethnicity or creed more than I hate Slargos. He is deconstructing my inner bigot.

[Slargos]

Really? 

I guess the most positive spin I can put on that is that you're not capable of hating groups of people, and that you therefore also cannot hate them any more or less than you do me.

Of course, a man could rightly assume that you actually mean you hate Slargos.

All kinds of horrible, that. 

[The Brain]

I hate because I love.

[garbon]

Slargos, you are hereby no longer permitted to use the "N" word.
What with you being a European and all.

It just doesn't count.

OP warned.