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Title: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: MadImmortalMan on February 19, 2014, 05:19:54 PM
I keep seeing these commercials for NY.

http://startup-ny.com/

They're advertising a lot on CNBC, presumably targeting that market. It's actually extraordinarily complicated (http://startup-ny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/START-UP_NY_2014_regulations.pdf) to participate. You can't do it if your business is a restaurant, retail, law firm, medical or dental practice, hospitality of any kind, "personal services", administrative or support services, accounting, utilities or electricity generation.  :lol:

Plus you have to report to their board every year and maintain net new jobs or you might lose your tax free status. So I guess if you're manufacturing tractors on some empty plot of land in the Catskills, go for it.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Ed Anger on February 19, 2014, 08:00:02 PM
I don't want to invest in New York. They don't want my kind there.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 19, 2014, 08:13:10 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on February 19, 2014, 05:19:54 PM
So I guess if you're manufacturing tractors on some empty plot of land in the Catskills, go for it.

A lot of those tax deals are designed specifically to attract assembly/manufacturing gigs--the very type that would employ, you know, a large number of residents.

So, sorry if not offering massive tax breaks for opening up that little bistro with the Mediterranean-themed light fare and the espresso bar with only imported beans that your wife always thought would be cool to do if you could both just quit the rat race and follow your dreams doesn't fit your idea of regional economic development.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Ed Anger on February 19, 2014, 08:15:08 PM
My artisanal tea bags are a valuable commodity.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: garbon on February 19, 2014, 11:04:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 19, 2014, 08:00:02 PM
I don't want to invest in New York. They don't want my kind there.

I'm sure plenty of New York would be happy to have you. Ever thought about Plattsburgh?
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Ed Anger on February 19, 2014, 11:11:13 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 19, 2014, 11:04:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 19, 2014, 08:00:02 PM
I don't want to invest in New York. They don't want my kind there.

I'm sure plenty of New York would be happy to have you. Ever thought about Plattsburgh?

Holy crap, that is way up there.

Maple farms though.........

Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 19, 2014, 11:19:47 PM
Personally, I always liked the area around the 81-88-90 triangle, especially down south by Cooperstown and Binghamton.  Seemed pretty quiet.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: garbon on February 19, 2014, 11:21:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 19, 2014, 11:11:13 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 19, 2014, 11:04:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 19, 2014, 08:00:02 PM
I don't want to invest in New York. They don't want my kind there.

I'm sure plenty of New York would be happy to have you. Ever thought about Plattsburgh?

Holy crap, that is way up there.

Maple farms though.........



My on my way to Montreal but not trying to cross border at 3am and get detained stopover. :)
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Grey Fox on February 20, 2014, 08:39:18 AM
Ed could never survive Upstate New York and New England.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Capetan Mihali on February 20, 2014, 10:33:45 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 19, 2014, 11:19:47 PM
Personally, I always liked the area around the 81-88-90 triangle, especially down south by Cooperstown and Binghamton.  Seemed pretty quiet.

:thumbsup:  That's a very nice area.  My sister went to college in Utica (not so nice), but driving around the area, down to Cooperstown, etc. was very scenic, with a decent amount of stuff to do.

And I've been to Binghamton and Oneonta for conferences, both nice towns (though the SUNY-Oneonta campus is a bit grim).  Binghamton definitely has more going on.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 20, 2014, 12:50:20 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 20, 2014, 08:39:18 AM
Ed could never survive Upstate New York and New England.

Why not, he puts up with the French.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Grey Fox on February 20, 2014, 01:08:32 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 20, 2014, 12:50:20 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 20, 2014, 08:39:18 AM
Ed could never survive Upstate New York and New England.

Why not, he puts up with the French.

He complains all the time & he lives in Ohio.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Ed Anger on February 20, 2014, 02:02:24 PM
I like to complain. I've earned that right.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Grey Fox on February 20, 2014, 02:06:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 20, 2014, 02:02:24 PM
I like to complain. I've earned that right.

No you have not. You fell into it.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Jacob on February 20, 2014, 02:09:32 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 20, 2014, 02:06:14 PMNo you have not. You fell into it.

:lol:
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Ed Anger on February 20, 2014, 02:12:04 PM
It fell on me is the more proper engrish.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 20, 2014, 02:12:11 PM
Go Frenchy go!  :lol:
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Grey Fox on February 20, 2014, 02:13:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 20, 2014, 02:12:04 PM
It fell on me is the more proper engrish.

Is that what your child bride tells you when she comes back from playdates covered in finger painting?


Okay, that's enough. I feel like I'm stalking you this afternoon.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Ed Anger on February 20, 2014, 02:15:23 PM
It doesn't bother me gay fox. I like you.



Barely.


Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Grey Fox on February 20, 2014, 03:00:23 PM
Of course you like me, I'm awesome.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Siege on February 20, 2014, 04:18:40 PM
For a moment I thought I had gone through a Einstein–Rosen bridge to a different reality in which New York had a Republican mayor.

Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Razgovory on February 20, 2014, 04:34:32 PM
Quote from: Siege on February 20, 2014, 04:18:40 PM
For a moment I thought I had gone through a Einstein–Rosen bridge to a different reality in which New York had a Republican mayor.

:secret: This is about New York State.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Capetan Mihali on February 20, 2014, 04:53:40 PM
Sorry, no Jewish bridges in New York City.  :(
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Ed Anger on February 20, 2014, 06:16:24 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 20, 2014, 03:00:23 PM
Of course you like me, I'm awesome.

Don't push your luck.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Grey Fox on February 20, 2014, 07:55:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 20, 2014, 06:16:24 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 20, 2014, 03:00:23 PM
Of course you like me, I'm awesome.

Don't push your luck.

I am not. Pushing my luck I would have said fucking awesome.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 20, 2014, 08:01:27 PM
I'll say it:  GF is fucking awesome.
Title: Re: New York's no taxes for ten years thing
Post by: Grey Fox on February 20, 2014, 08:05:42 PM
Testify brother.