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Title: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 08, 2014, 01:08:41 AM
Time to launch Operation Infinite Milk-Bone.

QuoteU.S. official: Military dog seized by Taliban belongs to British

(CNN) -- A military dog seized by the Taliban in Afghanistan doesn't belong to U.S. forces, contrary to the Taliban's claim, but rather belongs to the British, a U.S. military official said Thursday.

The official declined to go on record because it is the policy of the NATO alliance that each country makes its own announcement about its situation.

The Taliban distributed a video of the dog in an elaborate harness and contended in links to its Twitter account that the "mujahideen seized US dog" during an "attempted nighttime raid" by U.S. forces on December 23 in the eastern province of Laghman.

Video:
http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/06/world/meast/afghanistan-taliban-claim-military-dog/

QuoteThe dog calmly stands among the men as they chant and showoff their four-legged prisoner which reportedly came with a global positioning device one man proudly shows off. The dog occasionally wags its tail, hinting that it's possibly more confused than afraid.

"Allah gave victory to the mujahideen!" one of the fighters shouts, according to the Washington Post. "Down with them, down with their spies!"

The Pentagon confirmed to CNN that a military working dog did go missing in December but they said it does not belong to U.S. forces.

The heavily armed men thank Allah for the dog's capture and show off a global positioning device that allegedly came with it. Military officials in Afghanistan have confirmed that a working dog went missing in December.

Cmdr. Bill Speaks said the dog belongs to another country's military in the NATO-led International Security Assistance Force.

According to the Post, the Taliban on the contrary claimed the dog, which they say has the rank of a colonel, was taken during a night raid by U.S. military forces on Dec. 23 in Afghanistan's Laghman Province.

It's not clear what happened to its handler.

Kevin Dredden, a former Air Force dog handler and Afghanistan veteran, told the Post that if there's anything certain, it's that "the dog's handler is devastated."

Dredden said that the handlers form tight bonds with their military dogs and that the dogs are given higher ranks than their handler to guarantee respect.

SITE Intelligence Group, which tracks and studies insurgent propaganda, told the Post that the video appears to be the first ever to show a dog as a hostage.
Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: Capetan Mihali on February 08, 2014, 01:15:41 AM
A full-beagle colonel?
Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: Josquius on February 08, 2014, 01:38:48 AM
They better not be torturing him. We need to send in the SAS ASAP.
Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: fhdz on February 08, 2014, 02:30:57 AM
There's no piece of shit quite like a dog-abusing piece of shit.
Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: Razgovory on February 08, 2014, 07:14:45 AM
The enemy grows bolder with each passing day.  Next they plan to steal a bowl of Cheerios and then piss in it.
Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 08, 2014, 11:16:25 AM
Quote from: Tyr on February 08, 2014, 01:38:48 AM
They better not be torturing him. We need to send in the SAS ASAP.

I was just thinking that:  whichever unit that dog belongs to is going to move heaven and earth to recover him.  Nobody gets left behind.

I doubt the Taliban will torture it for information, though.  He might be dinner, though.
Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on February 08, 2014, 11:30:43 AM
I think the SBS should get a chance at the glory of rescuing Colonel Barker.
Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: Siege on February 09, 2014, 04:00:31 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 08, 2014, 11:16:25 AM
Quote from: Tyr on February 08, 2014, 01:38:48 AM
They better not be torturing him. We need to send in the SAS ASAP.

I was just thinking that:  whichever unit that dog belongs to is going to move heaven and earth to recover him.  Nobody gets left behind.

I doubt the Taliban will torture it for information, though.  He might be dinner, though.

Muslims don't eat dogs.
Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: Sheilbh on February 09, 2014, 04:02:15 PM
Quote from: Tyr on February 08, 2014, 01:38:48 AM
They better not be torturing him. We need to send in the SAS ASAP.
Indeed. Bastards <_<
Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: Brezel on February 09, 2014, 05:31:48 PM
QuoteThe pooch has been named DaGarwal — meaning "colonel" in the Pashto language — and his new owners are thinking about turning him against his former masters.
"It's always possible that we could use the dog, since it has been trained," said Taliban spokesman Zabiullah Mujahid.

http://nypost.com/2014/02/07/taliban-prisoner-military-dog-demanding-best-food-bedding/

Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: Ed Anger on February 09, 2014, 05:36:20 PM
I bet that dog has been raped. Repeatedly.
Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: katmai on February 09, 2014, 06:16:37 PM
Never knew brain was in the Taliban.
Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: Siege on February 10, 2014, 08:22:22 AM
When the mudslims resort to making videos about captured dogs, you know the jihad is failing.
Soon the jihad will be called off, I am sure.

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Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: Siege on February 10, 2014, 08:24:42 AM
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Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: Siege on February 10, 2014, 08:33:58 AM
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Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: Siege on February 10, 2014, 08:36:21 AM
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Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 10, 2014, 08:46:00 AM
Quote from: Brezel on February 09, 2014, 05:31:48 PM
QuoteThe pooch has been named DaGarwal — meaning "colonel" in the Pashto language — and his new owners are thinking about turning him against his former masters.
"It's always possible that we could use the dog, since it has been trained," said Taliban spokesman Zabiullah Mujahid.

http://nypost.com/2014/02/07/taliban-prisoner-military-dog-demanding-best-food-bedding/

They'll convert him to a suicide bomber.
Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: Siege on February 10, 2014, 08:48:17 AM
Iran attacks Israel, destroying the Knesset, the Dimona reactor, the Azriel Towers, the Ben Gurion Airport, the Hapoalim bank, etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DxpcHl2jj20
Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: Siege on February 10, 2014, 08:52:50 AM
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Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: Neil on February 10, 2014, 08:53:19 AM
Well, as the Israelis have sown, so do they reap.
Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: The Brain on February 10, 2014, 11:41:54 AM
Quote from: Siege on February 10, 2014, 08:24:42 AM
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Hey I remember this one from back in the day.
Title: Re: Taliban take Brit combat dog prisoner, shout "Allah Ackbark"
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 10, 2014, 05:16:06 PM
Quote from: Siege on February 10, 2014, 08:36:21 AM
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Dude. I. So. Totally. Came.