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Title: Life in Russia
Post by: Razgovory on January 22, 2014, 12:04:59 PM
Was posted on facebook, but it was to good not to share with the rest of the class

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http://www.sadanduseless.com/2014/01/life-in-russia/
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on January 22, 2014, 05:02:29 PM
What a zany, carefree people.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on January 22, 2014, 05:15:24 PM
Seriously, though, every country has hicks. This is the same as the Russians going:

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XAXAXA bolshoi amerikansky!
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Queequeg on January 22, 2014, 05:20:36 PM
Bol'shiye amerikantsy.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Razgovory on January 22, 2014, 05:37:56 PM
Some of the girls were quite attractive.  I don't know what would possess them to pose in a mud puddle or on a heap of garbage.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Liep on January 22, 2014, 05:39:31 PM
Roubles. Possibly enough to buy a purse, or bleached, tight jeans.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Tonitrus on January 22, 2014, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 22, 2014, 05:37:56 PM
Some of the girls were quite attractive.  I don't know what would possess them to pose in a mud puddle or on a heap of garbage.

Girl in the trunk.  :wub:
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Admiral Yi on January 22, 2014, 05:43:06 PM
Trunk girl is pretty cute.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Razgovory on January 22, 2014, 07:00:21 PM
Yeah, Trunk girl looks pretty  good.  I thought puddle girl would be decent looking if she wasn't wallowing in filth.  Possibly garbage girl as well, but she's wearing a lot of make up and wallowing in even more filth so it's hard to tell.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: CountDeMoney on January 22, 2014, 07:27:36 PM
I want that Putin fleece.  Do you think it comes in a Snuggie?
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: DGuller on January 22, 2014, 07:56:13 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on January 22, 2014, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 22, 2014, 05:37:56 PM
Some of the girls were quite attractive.  I don't know what would possess them to pose in a mud puddle or on a heap of garbage.

Girl in the trunk.  :wub:
That's fake.  Real girls in the trunk look a lot less pretty by the time they get out of it.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Josephus on January 22, 2014, 08:09:17 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 22, 2014, 05:37:56 PM
Some of the girls were quite attractive.  I don't know what would possess them to pose in a mud puddle or on a heap of garbage.


Probably money.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: alfred russel on January 22, 2014, 10:18:19 PM
Quote from: Josephus on January 22, 2014, 08:09:17 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 22, 2014, 05:37:56 PM
Some of the girls were quite attractive.  I don't know what would possess them to pose in a mud puddle or on a heap of garbage.


Probably money.

Probably. But then...if you were going to pay those girls to do something dirty and demeaning, would it really be to lay in a mud puddle?
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on January 22, 2014, 10:27:43 PM
Judging by the clothes the other people are wearing, she couldn't have been very comfortable in that puddle.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Caliga on January 22, 2014, 10:30:09 PM
What a country
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Josephus on January 23, 2014, 07:27:49 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on January 22, 2014, 10:18:19 PM
Quote from: Josephus on January 22, 2014, 08:09:17 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 22, 2014, 05:37:56 PM
Some of the girls were quite attractive.  I don't know what would possess them to pose in a mud puddle or on a heap of garbage.


Probably money.

Probably. But then...if you were going to pay those girls to do something dirty and demeaning, would it really be to lay in a mud puddle?

I've seen women do a lot worse for money.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Sheilbh on January 23, 2014, 08:54:47 AM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on January 22, 2014, 05:15:24 PM
Seriously, though, every country has hicks. This is the same as the Russians going:
Yeah. And at least the Russians are slim.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Gups on January 23, 2014, 09:38:30 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 23, 2014, 07:27:49 AM

I've seen women do a lot worse for money.

How much do you usually pay?
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Malthus on January 23, 2014, 09:42:03 AM
Quote from: Gups on January 23, 2014, 09:38:30 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 23, 2014, 07:27:49 AM

I've seen women do a lot worse for money.

How much do you usually pay?

And what do you do to them for that money that's a lot worse than wallowing in filth?  :hmm:
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: HVC on January 23, 2014, 09:48:36 AM
Quote from: Malthus on January 23, 2014, 09:42:03 AM
Quote from: Gups on January 23, 2014, 09:38:30 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 23, 2014, 07:27:49 AM

I've seen women do a lot worse for money.

How much do you usually pay?

And what do you do to them for that money that's a lot worse than wallowing in filth?  :hmm:
have you heard of the Maltese falcon? It's not what you think it is :ph34r: :P
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Legbiter on January 23, 2014, 10:33:12 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on January 23, 2014, 08:54:47 AM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on January 22, 2014, 05:15:24 PM
Seriously, though, every country has hicks. This is the same as the Russians going:
Yeah. And at least the Russians are slim.

Yep.

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Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Ed Anger on January 23, 2014, 10:38:33 AM
America, Fuck Yeah
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: derspiess on January 23, 2014, 10:46:25 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on January 23, 2014, 08:54:47 AM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on January 22, 2014, 05:15:24 PM
Seriously, though, every country has hicks. This is the same as the Russians going:
Yeah. And at least the Russians are slim.

OMG STOP FAT SHAMING
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: alfred russel on January 23, 2014, 10:56:23 AM
Quote from: Malthus on January 23, 2014, 09:42:03 AM
Quote from: Gups on January 23, 2014, 09:38:30 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 23, 2014, 07:27:49 AM

I've seen women do a lot worse for money.

How much do you usually pay?

And what do you do to them for that money that's a lot worse than wallowing in filth?  :hmm:

Josephus, I am very interested in your answer to this question.

But don't answer right away. I want to use my imagination first.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Sheilbh on January 23, 2014, 11:01:02 AM
Quote from: derspiess on January 23, 2014, 10:46:25 AM
OMG STOP FAT SHAMING
Is that a thing in America? :blink:

Also never :P
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: derspiess on January 23, 2014, 11:10:49 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on January 23, 2014, 11:01:02 AM
Quote from: derspiess on January 23, 2014, 10:46:25 AM
OMG STOP FAT SHAMING
Is that a thing in America? :blink:

According to some, yeah.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tag/fat-shaming
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/news/stop-fat-shaming
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Ed Anger on January 23, 2014, 11:17:12 AM
Also a frequent whine of the fatties at jezebel.com
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: garbon on January 23, 2014, 11:28:52 AM
Why is someone here reading jezebel? :blurgh:
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Ed Anger on January 23, 2014, 11:32:14 AM
Quote from: garbon on January 23, 2014, 11:28:52 AM
Why is someone here reading jezebel? :blurgh:

For the comedy.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Malthus on January 23, 2014, 11:34:22 AM
Quote from: garbon on January 23, 2014, 11:28:52 AM
Why is someone here reading jezebel? :blurgh:

I assume Ed is masturbating to it.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Ed Anger on January 23, 2014, 11:36:25 AM
Quote from: Malthus on January 23, 2014, 11:34:22 AM
Quote from: garbon on January 23, 2014, 11:28:52 AM
Why is someone here reading jezebel? :blurgh:

I assume Ed is masturbating to it.

The Womyns studies department makes me flaccid.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Tonitrus on January 23, 2014, 05:43:27 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on January 23, 2014, 08:54:47 AM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on January 22, 2014, 05:15:24 PM
Seriously, though, every country has hicks. This is the same as the Russians going:
Yeah. And at least the Russians are slim.

:hmm:

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Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Josephus on January 23, 2014, 05:46:30 PM
Quote from: HVC on January 23, 2014, 09:48:36 AM
Quote from: Malthus on January 23, 2014, 09:42:03 AM
Quote from: Gups on January 23, 2014, 09:38:30 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 23, 2014, 07:27:49 AM

I've seen women do a lot worse for money.

How much do you usually pay?

And what do you do to them for that money that's a lot worse than wallowing in filth?  :hmm:
have you heard of the Maltese falcon? It's not what you think it is :ph34r: :P


:hmm: :lmfao:
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Josephus on January 23, 2014, 05:47:08 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on January 23, 2014, 10:56:23 AM
Quote from: Malthus on January 23, 2014, 09:42:03 AM
Quote from: Gups on January 23, 2014, 09:38:30 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 23, 2014, 07:27:49 AM

I've seen women do a lot worse for money.

How much do you usually pay?

And what do you do to them for that money that's a lot worse than wallowing in filth?  :hmm:

Josephus, I am very interested in your answer to this question.

But don't answer right away. I want to use my imagination first.

Seriously?
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: alfred russel on January 23, 2014, 10:29:10 PM
Quote from: Josephus on January 23, 2014, 05:47:08 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on January 23, 2014, 10:56:23 AM
Quote from: Malthus on January 23, 2014, 09:42:03 AM
Quote from: Gups on January 23, 2014, 09:38:30 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 23, 2014, 07:27:49 AM

I've seen women do a lot worse for money.

How much do you usually pay?

And what do you do to them for that money that's a lot worse than wallowing in filth?  :hmm:

Josephus, I am very interested in your answer to this question.

But don't answer right away. I want to use my imagination first.

Seriously?

Don't answer yet, I'm still imagining.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: alfred russel on January 23, 2014, 10:30:00 PM
And...okay, now I'm done. You can answer.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Razgovory on January 23, 2014, 11:00:42 PM
You know, I'm thinking maybe I should learn Russian.  If Russian chicks don't mind rolling around in filth, they might be open to a roll in the hay with me.  I'm like two or three levels above filth.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Ed Anger on January 23, 2014, 11:11:20 PM
How about a Hungarian girl? A bag of beets and she is yours forever.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Razgovory on January 23, 2014, 11:13:29 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 23, 2014, 11:11:20 PM
How about a Hungarian girl? A bag of beets and she is yours forever.

They don't actually have a language though.  It's more the like calls of howler monkeys.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on January 24, 2014, 02:30:23 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 23, 2014, 10:38:33 AM
America, Fat Yeah

corrected that for you ;)
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Josephus on January 24, 2014, 10:17:43 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on January 23, 2014, 10:30:00 PM
And...okay, now I'm done. You can answer.

Well, actually I've never paid a woman for anything strange.

But I have seen stuff....I mean you'd pick sex with a chimpanzee over posing in a rain puddle?
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Liep on January 24, 2014, 10:20:25 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 24, 2014, 10:17:43 AM
I mean you'd pick sex with a chimpanzee over posing in a rain puddle?

Would you?
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: alfred russel on January 24, 2014, 10:25:04 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 24, 2014, 10:17:43 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on January 23, 2014, 10:30:00 PM
And...okay, now I'm done. You can answer.

But I have seen stuff....I mean you'd pick sex with a chimpanzee over posing in a rain puddle?

You have seen that? Messed up, and probably a bit dangerous. 
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Malthus on January 24, 2014, 10:47:25 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 24, 2014, 10:17:43 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on January 23, 2014, 10:30:00 PM
And...okay, now I'm done. You can answer.

Well, actually I've never paid a woman for anything strange.

But I have seen stuff....I mean you'd pick sex with a chimpanzee over posing in a rain puddle?

Just what kind of zoos do you frequent, anyway?  :hmm:
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: alfred russel on January 24, 2014, 10:48:41 AM
I want to be clear that sex with chimpanzees was NOT what I was imagining.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Liep on January 24, 2014, 10:55:10 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on January 24, 2014, 10:48:41 AM
I want to be clear that sex with chimpanzees was NOT what I was imagining.

Well it is now.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Malthus on January 24, 2014, 10:55:53 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on January 24, 2014, 10:48:41 AM
I want to be clear that sex with chimpanzees was NOT what I was imagining.

Right, for you it was Bonobos.  :D
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: alfred russel on January 24, 2014, 10:58:57 AM
Quote from: Liep on January 24, 2014, 10:55:10 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on January 24, 2014, 10:48:41 AM
I want to be clear that sex with chimpanzees was NOT what I was imagining.

Well it is now.

DAMN YOU JOS.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: DontSayBanana on January 24, 2014, 11:14:33 AM
Quote from: Malthus on January 24, 2014, 10:55:53 AM
Right, for you it was Bonobos.  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgs4ut00llE

:D
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: lustindarkness on January 24, 2014, 11:20:05 AM
thread delivers
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Ed Anger on January 24, 2014, 01:44:23 PM
Dorsey4Zoos
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: frunk on February 09, 2014, 09:28:37 AM
Some may be NSFW (no nudity, but...)

Russian Wedding Photos (http://pryf.livejournal.com/4211139.html)
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: The Brain on February 09, 2014, 09:36:19 AM
Quote from: frunk on February 09, 2014, 09:28:37 AM
Some may be NSFW (no nudity, but...)

Russian Wedding Photos (http://pryf.livejournal.com/4211139.html)

Some of them look photoshopped.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Solmyr on February 09, 2014, 12:46:43 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 09, 2014, 09:36:19 AM
Quote from: frunk on February 09, 2014, 09:28:37 AM
Some may be NSFW (no nudity, but...)

Russian Wedding Photos (http://pryf.livejournal.com/4211139.html)

Some of them look photoshopped.

It only seems that way, they are actually not.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 09, 2014, 01:14:46 PM
I like how the fat chick is a Texas fan.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: grumbler on February 09, 2014, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: Solmyr on February 09, 2014, 12:46:43 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 09, 2014, 09:36:19 AM
Quote from: frunk on February 09, 2014, 09:28:37 AM
Some may be NSFW (no nudity, but...)

Russian Wedding Photos (http://pryf.livejournal.com/4211139.html)

Some of them look photoshopped.
It only seems that way, they are actually not.
:lol:  Well-played.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Valmy on February 09, 2014, 02:09:06 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 09, 2014, 01:14:46 PM
I like how the fat chick is a Texas fan.

He was originally going to marry the OU fan but she ate her.
Title: Re: Life in Russia
Post by: Siege on February 09, 2014, 10:32:19 PM
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