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Started by Razgovory, January 22, 2014, 12:04:59 PM

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Ed Anger

#30
January 23, 2014, 11:36:25 AM
Quote from: Malthus on January 23, 2014, 11:34:22 AM
Quote from: garbon on January 23, 2014, 11:28:52 AM
Why is someone here reading jezebel? :blurgh:

I assume Ed is masturbating to it.

The Womyns studies department makes me flaccid.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Tonitrus

#31
January 23, 2014, 05:43:27 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on January 23, 2014, 08:54:47 AM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on January 22, 2014, 05:15:24 PM
Seriously, though, every country has hicks. This is the same as the Russians going:
Yeah. And at least the Russians are slim.

:hmm:

Josephus

#32
January 23, 2014, 05:46:30 PM
Quote from: HVC on January 23, 2014, 09:48:36 AM
Quote from: Malthus on January 23, 2014, 09:42:03 AM
Quote from: Gups on January 23, 2014, 09:38:30 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 23, 2014, 07:27:49 AM

I've seen women do a lot worse for money.

How much do you usually pay?

And what do you do to them for that money that's a lot worse than wallowing in filth?  :hmm:
have you heard of the Maltese falcon? It's not what you think it is :ph34r: :P


:hmm: :lmfao:
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Josephus

#33
January 23, 2014, 05:47:08 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on January 23, 2014, 10:56:23 AM
Quote from: Malthus on January 23, 2014, 09:42:03 AM
Quote from: Gups on January 23, 2014, 09:38:30 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 23, 2014, 07:27:49 AM

I've seen women do a lot worse for money.

How much do you usually pay?

And what do you do to them for that money that's a lot worse than wallowing in filth?  :hmm:

Josephus, I am very interested in your answer to this question.

But don't answer right away. I want to use my imagination first.

Seriously?
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

alfred russel

#34
January 23, 2014, 10:29:10 PM
Quote from: Josephus on January 23, 2014, 05:47:08 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on January 23, 2014, 10:56:23 AM
Quote from: Malthus on January 23, 2014, 09:42:03 AM
Quote from: Gups on January 23, 2014, 09:38:30 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 23, 2014, 07:27:49 AM

I've seen women do a lot worse for money.

How much do you usually pay?

And what do you do to them for that money that's a lot worse than wallowing in filth?  :hmm:

Josephus, I am very interested in your answer to this question.

But don't answer right away. I want to use my imagination first.

Seriously?

Don't answer yet, I'm still imagining.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

alfred russel

#35
January 23, 2014, 10:30:00 PM
And...okay, now I'm done. You can answer.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Razgovory

#36
January 23, 2014, 11:00:42 PM
You know, I'm thinking maybe I should learn Russian.  If Russian chicks don't mind rolling around in filth, they might be open to a roll in the hay with me.  I'm like two or three levels above filth.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

#37
January 23, 2014, 11:11:20 PM
How about a Hungarian girl? A bag of beets and she is yours forever.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Razgovory

#38
January 23, 2014, 11:13:29 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 23, 2014, 11:11:20 PM
How about a Hungarian girl? A bag of beets and she is yours forever.

They don't actually have a language though.  It's more the like calls of howler monkeys.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josephus

#40
January 24, 2014, 10:17:43 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on January 23, 2014, 10:30:00 PM
And...okay, now I'm done. You can answer.

Well, actually I've never paid a woman for anything strange.

But I have seen stuff....I mean you'd pick sex with a chimpanzee over posing in a rain puddle?
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Liep

#41
January 24, 2014, 10:20:25 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 24, 2014, 10:17:43 AM
I mean you'd pick sex with a chimpanzee over posing in a rain puddle?

Would you?
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

alfred russel

#42
January 24, 2014, 10:25:04 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 24, 2014, 10:17:43 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on January 23, 2014, 10:30:00 PM
And...okay, now I'm done. You can answer.

But I have seen stuff....I mean you'd pick sex with a chimpanzee over posing in a rain puddle?

You have seen that? Messed up, and probably a bit dangerous. 
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Malthus

#43
January 24, 2014, 10:47:25 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 24, 2014, 10:17:43 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on January 23, 2014, 10:30:00 PM
And...okay, now I'm done. You can answer.

Well, actually I've never paid a woman for anything strange.

But I have seen stuff....I mean you'd pick sex with a chimpanzee over posing in a rain puddle?

Just what kind of zoos do you frequent, anyway?  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

alfred russel

#44
January 24, 2014, 10:48:41 AM
I want to be clear that sex with chimpanzees was NOT what I was imagining.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014
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