http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/drunk-rhian-jeremiah-bites-car-3006702
QuoteDrunk woman takes BITE out of car outside takeaway like Jaws in James Bond movies
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The shocked victims said they heard "metal crunching" as drunken Rhian Jeremiah bit down on their motor
An enraged woman picked an argument with three strangers on a night out – then tried to eat their car.
Rhian Jeremiah sank her teeth into the roof of the Fiat 500 in a scene reminiscent of Jaws in the James Bond movies.
The shocked victims said they heard "metal crunching" as drunken Jeremiah bit down on their motor.
A court was told Selina Day, 23, and two friends were parked outside the Lip Lick'n Chicken takeaway when "aggressive and angry" Jeremiah, 26, approached them.
Ms Day said: "She came up to the car and tried to rip the door open. I couldn't understand her, she was drunk and abusive.
"There was a bit of an argument and she sunk her teeth into the part of the car above the window. I could hear the metal crunching."
Police found teeth marks in the white metal work, which cost more than £200 to repair.
Magistrates in Aberystwyth, West Wales, were told Jeremiah had been drinking in the town at a memorial for her boyfriend Simon Jones, who drowned.
She had been retracing his steps on what would have been his birthday, the court heard.
Jeremiah, of Cardigan, was found guilty of causing criminal damage.
She admitted assaulting two police officers, who were called to arrest her.
She was given a 12-month community order and ordered to attend 20 alcohol abuse counselling sessions.
It was deep fried right?
Clearly, she was playing the Languish drinking game, and read a bunch of Siege posts in a row. ;)
QuoteShe had been retracing his steps on what would have been his birthday, the court heard.
The drowning part she'll do next year.
Quote from: Tyr on January 10, 2014, 10:01:58 AM
It was deep fried right?
It doesn't say. I 'd be very interested in trying the deep fried pizza I've heard about and that's supposedly a thing in Scotland.
QuoteI couldn't understand her, she was drunk and abusive.
So she was a local.
Quote from: Syt on January 10, 2014, 10:03:50 AM
Quote from: Tyr on January 10, 2014, 10:01:58 AM
It was deep fried right?
It doesn't say. I 'd be very interested in trying the deep fried pizza I've heard about and that's supposedly a thing in Scotland.
They all look so disgusting. And the idea of it with brown sauce...:x
Brown sauce?
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I've seen worse.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_pizza
QuoteIn the east of Scotland they can be served with "salt and sauce", where the pizza is smothered in brown sauce before being folded in half after being fried. In the west they are generally served with salt and vinegar.
:o
Quote from: Syt on January 10, 2014, 10:03:50 AM
Quote from: Tyr on January 10, 2014, 10:01:58 AM
It was deep fried right?
It doesn't say. I 'd be very interested in trying the deep fried pizza I've heard about and that's supposedly a thing in Scotland.
I'm not sure about fully deep fried pizza (though I wouldn't be surprised....) I have had a batter pizza before though. It was not a good mix.
Quote from: garbon on January 10, 2014, 10:13:36 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_pizza
QuoteIn the east of Scotland they can be served with "salt and sauce", where the pizza is smothered in brown sauce before being folded in half after being fried. In the west they are generally served with salt and vinegar.
:o
Ok, that is disgusting.
Much as it is pleasant to see the Scots get a good kicking, it appears from the article that she is Welsh and the incident happened in Wales :huh:
Y'all look alike.
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on January 10, 2014, 10:23:20 AM
Much as it is pleasant to see the Scots get a good kicking, it appears from the article that she is Welsh and the incident happened in Wales :huh:
Blame Meri. :P
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on January 10, 2014, 10:23:20 AM
Much as it is pleasant to see the Scots get a good kicking, it appears from the article that she is Welsh and the incident happened in Wales :huh:
Meh, it was sent to me by my Scottish manager from a Scottish news site. Naturally, I presumed it was Scottish news. :P
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on January 10, 2014, 10:23:20 AM
Much as it is pleasant to see the Scots get a good kicking, it appears from the article that she is Welsh and the incident happened in Wales :huh:
Do Welsh people typically get drunk and bite cars while doing a funeral wake?
Quote from: Valmy on January 10, 2014, 10:33:12 AM
Do Welsh people typically get drunk and bite cars while doing a funeral wake?
Welsh people are quite splendid at being drunk:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/maciejdakowicz/sets/1391696/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/maciejdakowicz/sets/1391696/)
Daily Fail alert:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040260/Maciej-Dakowicz-Cardiff-After-Dark-binge-drinking-images-turned-Britain-laughing-stock.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040260/Maciej-Dakowicz-Cardiff-After-Dark-binge-drinking-images-turned-Britain-laughing-stock.html)
Ahhhh, the drunken Cardiff pictures. Tamas will soon be in them as soon as he finds the alcohol aftershave.
Naked and holding a beet.
Not as entertaining as the Scottish puking pictures.
Quote from: Brazen on January 10, 2014, 10:44:15 AM
Welsh people are quite splendid at being drunk:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/maciejdakowicz/sets/1391696/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/maciejdakowicz/sets/1391696/)
:lmfao: Oh lord, the dude in the purple dress with the pink hat wins so hard. Clearly, he could win the Languish drinking game.
Well, now I know where to go if I ever want to get falling down drunk and wallow in garbage. :)
Quote from: Brazen on January 10, 2014, 10:44:15 AMWelsh people are quite splendid at being drunk:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/maciejdakowicz/sets/1391696/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/maciejdakowicz/sets/1391696/)
That explains a lot about my half Welsh colleague when she's drunk ... :hmm:
Quote from: garbon on January 10, 2014, 10:13:36 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_pizza
QuoteIn the east of Scotland they can be served with "salt and sauce", where the pizza is smothered in brown sauce before being folded in half after being fried. In the west they are generally served with salt and vinegar.
:o
What the hell is brown sauce? British people are so great at making even the non-disgusting parts of their cuisine sound disgusting.
Quote from: Maximus on January 10, 2014, 02:04:59 PM
Quote from: garbon on January 10, 2014, 10:13:36 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_pizza
QuoteIn the east of Scotland they can be served with "salt and sauce", where the pizza is smothered in brown sauce before being folded in half after being fried. In the west they are generally served with salt and vinegar.
:o
What the hell is brown sauce? British people are so great at making even the non-disgusting parts of their cuisine sound disgusting.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_sauce
For some reason my supermarket has HP barbecue sauces and brown sauce.
Quote from: Syt on January 10, 2014, 02:31:39 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_sauce
Doesn't sound as nasty as I had thought.
Ah, HP sauce. Still quite nasty
Quote from: Malthus on January 10, 2014, 11:18:56 AM
Well, now I know where to go if I ever want to get falling down drunk and wallow in garbage. :)
Why is there so much garbage everywhere? Don't they have public sanitation in Great Britain?
I think it's New Years or some other significant outdoor binge drinking holiday. A lot of places are going to get garbaged up, not just Wales.
Yi's right, the garbage will be cleaned up the following morning. It appears that something like 50% of the UK population feel it is ok to dump litter if the bins are full. Don't see it that way myself, if you can carry a full bottle of champagne to a street celebration then it is easy enough to carry an empty bottle back home for sanitary disposal.
Yeah, it is rather shitty. Bins are always full to the brim <_<
Quite a contrast to Japan where bins are almost non-existant yet nobody litters.
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Why is there so much garbage everywhere? Don't they have public sanitation in Great Britain?.
Probally due to the massive storms hitting Aberystwyth at the moment. By all accounts it has been hit the hardest it has been for a century. I'm told the waves were several stories high.
Quote from: Tyr on January 11, 2014, 06:05:32 AM
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Why is there so much garbage everywhere? Don't they have public sanitation in Great Britain?.
Probally due to the massive storms hitting Aberystwyth at the moment. By all accounts it has been hit the hardest it has been for a century. I'm told the waves were several stories high.
:secret:
Those photos aren't recent.