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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: MadImmortalMan on December 28, 2013, 05:23:22 PM

Poll
Question: Choose a rapid death penalty or life in prison
Option 1: Death. Tomorrow at dawn. votes: 9
Option 2: Life in jail as a slave of the state, Number Six. votes: 13
Option 3: Hikikomori is the way to go. I am stored away by choice. votes: 0
Title: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 28, 2013, 05:23:22 PM
The phrase "At least he didn't get the death penalty" has always been a little baffling to me. It only makes sense in the context of a long, drawn out mess of years spent as a prisoner waiting to die. But if the alternative is immediate execution, I would far rather have that. Is life really worth having if you spend it as a slave sitting in storage with no ability to do anything?

Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Neil on December 28, 2013, 05:31:38 PM
Life imprisonment is utterly immoral.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Razgovory on December 28, 2013, 05:35:46 PM
Dude, I spend my life sitting in storage waiting to die.  It's not so bad.  Being dead though, there's no take backs when you are dead.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Neil on December 28, 2013, 05:58:11 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 28, 2013, 05:35:46 PM
Dude, I spend my life sitting in storage waiting to die.  It's not so bad.  Being dead though, there's no take backs when you are dead.
So then the state should also execute you?
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 28, 2013, 06:20:00 PM
Depends if I get cable.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: The Brain on December 28, 2013, 06:22:33 PM
Depends. A civilized jail or Machiavellian pound-you-in-the-ass gaol?
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Liep on December 28, 2013, 06:24:24 PM
Quote from: The Brain on December 28, 2013, 06:22:33 PM
Depends. A civilized jail or Machiavellian pound-you-in-the-ass gaol?

Yeah, I mean, life in Danish prison is 16 years with cable and a cell for yourself. But life in an American prison, shoot me.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Queequeg on December 28, 2013, 06:24:54 PM
Slave, probably.  Maybe nice agricultural work in the Roman Empire in Corsica or Sardinia. 
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Ed Anger on December 28, 2013, 06:29:18 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on December 28, 2013, 06:24:54 PM
Slave, probably.  Maybe nice agricultural work in the Roman Empire in Corsica or Sardinia.

Sorry. You go to the mines. Next!
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Ideologue on December 28, 2013, 06:35:15 PM
Five death votes, no life imprisonment votes.

But when I bring it up, I'm a real monster.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Razgovory on December 28, 2013, 06:48:57 PM
Forgot to vote.  Also a prisoner is not a slave, they can't be forced to do work.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Neil on December 28, 2013, 06:49:43 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 28, 2013, 06:35:15 PM
Five death votes, no life imprisonment votes.

But when I bring it up, I'm a real monster.
Wait, why are you a monster?
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Ideologue on December 28, 2013, 06:52:11 PM
Well, on second thought, I think it was just Beeb or somebody getting on my case.  You know, one of those jokers who "values human life."
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Neil on December 28, 2013, 07:17:55 PM
That's ridiculous.  I can't believe that a guy whose job it is to send people to jail could possibly see any value in human life.  Otherwise, how could he do something so antisocial?
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Sheilbh on December 28, 2013, 08:36:58 PM
Life. I'm assuming in a prison system that doesn't have mass rape. I could get a lot of reading done.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 28, 2013, 08:53:37 PM
Yeah, constant rape can cut into reading time.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 28, 2013, 09:10:30 PM
Plenty of time to read when you're dead.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Razgovory on December 28, 2013, 09:14:42 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on December 28, 2013, 08:36:58 PM
Life. I'm assuming in a prison system that doesn't have mass rape. I could get a lot of reading done.


That's a Catholic tradition I'm unfamiliar with.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Sheilbh on December 28, 2013, 09:26:11 PM
I always thought mass was a very American tradition.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 28, 2013, 10:26:38 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Viking on December 28, 2013, 10:49:39 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 28, 2013, 09:14:42 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on December 28, 2013, 08:36:58 PM
Life. I'm assuming in a prison system that doesn't have mass rape. I could get a lot of reading done.


That's a Catholic tradition I'm unfamiliar with.

Well, at least prison guards get fired rather than relocted if they get caught raping the inmates under their care.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Barrister on December 29, 2013, 12:00:22 AM
Quote from: Neil on December 28, 2013, 07:17:55 PM
That's ridiculous.  I can't believe that a guy whose job it is to send people to jail could possibly see any value in human life.  Otherwise, how could he do something so antisocial?

:grr:

It's because I value human life that I think those who harm human life must go to gaol in response to their actions.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Ideologue on December 29, 2013, 12:06:02 AM
Vengeance is a rather pagan ethos.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Barrister on December 29, 2013, 12:13:49 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 29, 2013, 12:06:02 AM
Vengeance is a rather pagan ethos.

It has nothing to do with vengeance.  Rather, I believe in the healing powers of gaol. -_-
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Ideologue on December 29, 2013, 12:16:00 AM
Canadian gaol must be a lot different than American gaol.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: HVC on December 29, 2013, 12:16:31 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 29, 2013, 12:16:00 AM
Canadian gaol must be a lot different than American gaol.
more Indians.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 29, 2013, 12:38:23 AM
Quote from: Barrister on December 29, 2013, 12:13:49 AM
Rather, I believe in the healing powers of gaol. -_-

Wow, yours must be very different than ours.  :lol:

I dunno though. Being institutionalized just damages people. Even if it's a golden cage.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Barrister on December 29, 2013, 12:48:47 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 29, 2013, 12:38:23 AM
Quote from: Barrister on December 29, 2013, 12:13:49 AM
Rather, I believe in the healing powers of gaol. -_-

Wow, yours must be very different than ours.  :lol:

I dunno though. Being institutionalized just damages people. Even if it's a golden cage.

So if someone, say, robs a liquor store at gunpoint, what should we do with that person?  Since putting them in gaol just damages them.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Ideologue on December 29, 2013, 01:05:32 AM
1. Establish a negative income tax so that no one need rob a liquor store to secure the rudiments of existence.
2. Execute anyone robbing a liquor store.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Ideologue on December 29, 2013, 01:06:22 AM
P.S.: If society can't afford to do 1, it obviously can't afford to gaol them, so proceed to step 2 anyway.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 29, 2013, 01:24:51 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 29, 2013, 01:05:32 AM
1. Establish a negative income tax so that no one need rob a liquor store to secure the rudiments of existence.
2. Execute anyone robbing a liquor store.

:lol:
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 29, 2013, 01:34:24 AM
Quote from: Barrister on December 29, 2013, 12:48:47 AM
So if someone, say, robs a liquor store at gunpoint, what should we do with that person?  Since putting them in gaol just damages them.

Transportation.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 29, 2013, 02:25:05 AM
Transportation is actually a good option, if available.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: The Brain on December 29, 2013, 03:12:01 AM
Palanquins would have to come back in style.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Sheilbh on December 29, 2013, 10:58:56 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 29, 2013, 02:25:05 AM
Transportation is actually a good option, if available.
Australia's a fate worse than death :(
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Neil on December 29, 2013, 11:21:25 AM
Quote from: Barrister on December 29, 2013, 12:00:22 AM
Quote from: Neil on December 28, 2013, 07:17:55 PM
That's ridiculous.  I can't believe that a guy whose job it is to send people to jail could possibly see any value in human life.  Otherwise, how could he do something so antisocial?
:grr:

It's because I value human life that I think those who harm human life must go to gaol in response to their actions.
Wouldn't it make more sense to simply hang them by the neck in response to their actions?
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: alfred russel on December 29, 2013, 01:40:25 PM
Before I can evaluate the DP option I need to know what the guys look like.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Queequeg on December 29, 2013, 03:22:00 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on December 29, 2013, 10:58:56 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 29, 2013, 02:25:05 AM
Transportation is actually a good option, if available.
Australia's a fate worse than death :(
But the good looking people.  :unsure:
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Viking on December 29, 2013, 03:39:23 PM
Am I the only person who didn't initially think death penalty when the acronym DP was used?
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 29, 2013, 03:41:56 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on December 29, 2013, 01:40:25 PM
Before I can evaluate the DP option I need to know what the guys look like.

Ok Guller.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 29, 2013, 03:48:11 PM
Quote from: Viking on December 29, 2013, 03:39:23 PM
Am I the only person who didn't initially think death penalty when the acronym DP was used?

Obviously not.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: garbon on December 29, 2013, 06:57:35 PM
DP for life! :punk:
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Tonitrus on December 29, 2013, 07:07:00 PM
Quote from: Viking on December 29, 2013, 03:39:23 PM
Am I the only person who didn't initially think death penalty when the acronym DP was used?

I am only surprised it took Languish until page 3 of the thread to go there.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Capetan Mihali on December 29, 2013, 11:37:08 PM
At this point, most of us would rather fantasize about our own deaths than crack lewd jokes, I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 30, 2013, 12:20:35 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on December 29, 2013, 11:37:08 PM
At this point, most of us would rather fantasize about our own deaths than crack lewd jokes, I'm afraid.

I was like that in 2003.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Ideologue on December 30, 2013, 12:27:51 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on December 29, 2013, 11:37:08 PM
At this point, most of us would rather fantasize about our own deaths than crack lewd jokes, I'm afraid.

These are dark days indeed.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: Razgovory on December 30, 2013, 12:55:14 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 29, 2013, 12:38:23 AM
Quote from: Barrister on December 29, 2013, 12:13:49 AM
Rather, I believe in the healing powers of gaol. -_-

Wow, yours must be very different than ours.  :lol:

I dunno though. Being institutionalized just damages people. Even if it's a golden cage.

I've seen people be respond quite well to institutionalization.
Title: Re: Would you rather---DP or life?
Post by: The Brain on December 30, 2013, 02:52:34 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 30, 2013, 12:55:14 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 29, 2013, 12:38:23 AM
Quote from: Barrister on December 29, 2013, 12:13:49 AM
Rather, I believe in the healing powers of gaol. -_-

Wow, yours must be very different than ours.  :lol:

I dunno though. Being institutionalized just damages people. Even if it's a golden cage.

I've seen people be respond quite well to institutionalization.

They were just being polite.