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Title: How British Are You?
Post by: garbon on December 16, 2013, 11:22:26 AM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/how-british-are-you

QuoteYou got: As British as Stephen Fry walking a corgi outside Buckingham Palace

You're awkward. You're easily embarrassed. You're sickeningly polite. You're as British as they come!

:blush:
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: katmai on December 16, 2013, 11:25:32 AM
polite? garbon? i don't think so.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Grey Fox on December 16, 2013, 11:25:57 AM
American.

:blush:
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 11:28:24 AM
I'm as British as Kevin Costner's Robin Hood.

But I watched Red Dwarf. :hmm:
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Liep on December 16, 2013, 11:30:02 AM
Also as British as Stephen Fry. But just as I was ready to post this, a guy from a survey company calls and I decide to be very non-British and just said, "No, thanks!".

I'm slightly proud of myself that I didn't waste 10 minutes politely answering useless questions.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 11:31:18 AM
"Probably American. "

I don't like the uncertainty.  <_<
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: garbon on December 16, 2013, 11:34:15 AM
Quote from: katmai on December 16, 2013, 11:25:32 AM
polite? garbon? i don't think so.

That disappears once I get to know you. ;)
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 11:35:09 AM
Quote from: Liep on December 16, 2013, 11:30:02 AM
Also as British as Stephen Fry. But just as I was ready to post this, a guy from a survey company calls and I decide to be very non-British and just said, "No, thanks!".

According to the quiz, I think a British person wouldn't pick up the phone for fear there might be another human on the line.

Are you sure the quiz writer isn't confusing "Anglophilic" for "agoraphobic"?
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: garbon on December 16, 2013, 11:35:11 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 11:28:24 AM
I'm as British as Kevin Costner's Robin Hood.

But I watched Red Dwarf. :hmm:

I was drinking tea as I took it. -_-
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 11:36:22 AM
I used to drink tea, in the before times when I exercised like eight hours a day, but I don't think Southern style would really count anyway.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: DGuller on December 16, 2013, 11:57:08 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 16, 2013, 11:31:18 AM
"Probably American. "

I don't like the uncertainty.  <_<
Same here, except I love uncertainty.  Without uncertainty you wouldn't have statistics.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Brazen on December 16, 2013, 11:59:06 AM
You got: As British as a Dalek serving afternoon tea

There aren't many more British (or awkward) than you. The Empire is lucky to have you.  :bowler:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ak.buzzfeed.com%2Fstatic%2F2013-12%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr03%2F10%2F11%2Fenhanced-buzz-25326-1386693983-2.jpg&hash=1e3e216c8e86c905161c8b35449b1a6e411d672a)

Can we have a Dalek serving afternoon tea smilie?
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Brazen on December 16, 2013, 12:00:18 PM
Quote from: Liep on December 16, 2013, 11:30:02 AM
Also as British as Stephen Fry. But just as I was ready to post this, a guy from a survey company calls and I decide to be very non-British and just said, "No, thanks!".

I'm slightly proud of myself that I didn't waste 10 minutes politely answering useless questions.
But you said thanks. Bet you said sorry too  :bowler:
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2013, 12:02:52 PM
I got probably American.  I assume because I know what a loo is.

"You're sat in the departure lounge?"  Is that a thing? :unsure:
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: derspiess on December 16, 2013, 12:09:23 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2013, 11:22:26 AM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/how-british-are-you

QuoteYou got: As British as Stephen Fry walking a corgi outside Buckingham Palace

You're awkward. You're easily embarrassed. You're sickeningly polite. You're as British as they come!

:blush:


Same.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2013, 12:10:14 PM
Imma Dalek, fucking with your PBS at 1 in the morning.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: garbon on December 16, 2013, 12:12:21 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2013, 12:02:52 PM
"You're sat in the departure lounge?"  Is that a thing? :unsure:

aka waiting at the gate - though there are also executive lounges.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2013, 12:18:46 PM
 :frusty:

I know what a departure lounge is.  I'm asking about "you're sat."  Who sat you?
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 12:19:30 PM
It's like when you're sat at hospital.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Grey Fox on December 16, 2013, 12:19:42 PM
They don't seem to use it has a verb, yes.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on December 16, 2013, 12:20:32 PM
Dalek  :bowler:
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Brazen on December 16, 2013, 12:23:36 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2013, 12:18:46 PM
:frusty:

I know what a departure lounge is.  I'm asking about "you're sat."  Who sat you?
Past perfect used as an adjective, not unusual. You're exhausted, for example.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2013, 12:26:00 PM
Quote from: Brazen on December 16, 2013, 12:23:36 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2013, 12:18:46 PM
:frusty:

I know what a departure lounge is.  I'm asking about "you're sat."  Who sat you?
Past perfect used as an adjective, not unusual. You're exhausted, for example.

Weirdos.  And "Are England going to win the World Cup?"??? What the fuck are that all about?
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: FunkMonk on December 16, 2013, 12:31:17 PM
"Probably American." Thank god, I was worried I might secretly be English.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: garbon on December 16, 2013, 12:36:13 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2013, 12:18:46 PM
:frusty:

I know what a departure lounge is.  I'm asking about "you're sat."  Who sat you?

Yourself. :P
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Caliga on December 16, 2013, 12:36:24 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2013, 12:09:23 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2013, 11:22:26 AM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/how-british-are-you

QuoteYou got: As British as Stephen Fry walking a corgi outside Buckingham Palace

You're awkward. You're easily embarrassed. You're sickeningly polite. You're as British as they come!

:blush:


Same.
Same here, which surprised me because it's been several weeks since I drank tea (unless you could iced tea), and I don't know what a Hob Nob is.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 12:40:32 PM
I'm Oswald Mosley.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2013, 12:42:18 PM
Quote from: Brazen on December 16, 2013, 12:23:36 PM
Past perfect used as an adjective, not unusual. You're exhausted, for example.

You are exhausted when some activity has exhausted you.  In this case no one or no thing has sat you.  It would make as much sense to say "I don't need any food, I am eaten."
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Syt on December 16, 2013, 12:44:59 PM
QuoteProbably American
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 12:58:28 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 16, 2013, 12:36:24 PM
I don't know what a Hob Nob is.

I assumed it was something I actually wanted to eat for the sake of the question.

Also, as an American I don't really have any confidence that England won't win the next World Cup, since I don't follow soccer.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Valmy on December 16, 2013, 01:40:24 PM
You got: As British as Stephen Fry walking a corgi outside Buckingham Palace

Pip pip cheerio!
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Valmy on December 16, 2013, 01:41:16 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 16, 2013, 12:58:28 PM
Also, as an American I don't really have any confidence that England won't win the next World Cup, since I don't follow soccer.

Kentucky will win the SEC in football before England will win the World Cup again.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: crazy canuck on December 16, 2013, 01:46:11 PM
You got: As British as a Dalek serving afternoon tea


God Save The Queen!


Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 01:48:32 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 16, 2013, 01:41:16 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 16, 2013, 12:58:28 PM
Also, as an American I don't really have any confidence that England won't win the next World Cup, since I don't follow soccer.

Kentucky will win the SEC in football before England will win the World Cup again.

At least you didn't say Vandy.  :bowler:
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Agelastus on December 16, 2013, 02:47:49 PM
 "Probably American".

:unsure:
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Razgovory on December 16, 2013, 02:53:18 PM
I got Probably American as well.  I never thought of the Limey bastards as particularly polite.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Savonarola on December 16, 2013, 05:11:19 PM
"Probably American"  :alberta:

Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Maximus on December 16, 2013, 05:25:32 PM
I got "as British as David Somebody's foot" I'm not sure how British that is. Also the correct answer to most of the questions was "huh?", but that was only an option for a few of them.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Queequeg on December 16, 2013, 05:33:27 PM
Fry with Corgi.  About right, at least as far as Americans go. 
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Siege on December 16, 2013, 05:39:25 PM
I had a great idea.
I'm gonna type a program to calculate all the words in the English language, all the ways they can be mixed and used, to arrive to a total number of books that can be written in English. To reach the same conclusion for books in the Hebrew language, I just need to divide the English number by 7. :D

Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Brazen on December 16, 2013, 05:55:28 PM
Quote from: Maximus on December 16, 2013, 05:25:32 PM
I got "as British as David Somebody's foot" I'm not sure how British that is. Also the correct answer to most of the questions was "huh?", but that was only an option for a few of them.
Beckham? Surely Americans know who David Beckham is now?
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Valmy on December 16, 2013, 05:56:29 PM
Quote from: Brazen on December 16, 2013, 05:55:28 PM
Quote from: Maximus on December 16, 2013, 05:25:32 PM
I got "as British as David Somebody's foot" I'm not sure how British that is. Also the correct answer to most of the questions was "huh?", but that was only an option for a few of them.
Beckham? Surely Americans know who David Beckham is now?

Max is not a sports fan to put it mildly.  He doesn't know who Michael Jordan is.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Maximus on December 16, 2013, 06:19:09 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 16, 2013, 05:56:29 PM
Max is not a sports fan to put it mildly.  He doesn't know who Michael Jordan is.

Actually I do, as that is one of the canonical examples used for disambiguation. Almost any search will return the sports star for "Michael Jordan", but Michael Jordan is also a prominent Computer Scientist. Depending on the context of the search he may be what you want.  :D
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Razgovory on December 16, 2013, 06:32:11 PM
Quote from: Siege on December 16, 2013, 05:39:25 PM
I had a great idea.
I'm gonna type a program to calculate all the words in the English language, all the ways they can be mixed and used, to arrive to a total number of books that can be written in English. To reach the same conclusion for books in the Hebrew language, I just need to divide the English number by 7. :D

You would need at least 25^{1,312,000} times 10^{1,834,097} books.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: dps on December 16, 2013, 06:48:31 PM
Probably American
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 08:03:13 PM
I refuse to call cookies 'biscuits'.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: viper37 on December 16, 2013, 08:34:43 PM
I'm ok! :P

Quote
You got: Probably American
Seriously. Check your passport.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ak.buzzfeed.com%2Fstatic%2F2013-12%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr03%2F10%2F12%2Fenhanced-buzz-24948-1386695415-33.jpg&hash=fe0fcdc1be8c40c44516907efb1faa2697d53aa4)
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: viper37 on December 16, 2013, 08:40:41 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 16, 2013, 01:40:24 PM
You got: As British as Stephen Fry walking a corgi outside Buckingham Palace

Pip pip cheerio!
Not long ago, you had the title "Valmy is practically French".  Now, you are a British.  I am: confused.   :P
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: viper37 on December 16, 2013, 08:42:16 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on December 16, 2013, 01:46:11 PM
You got: As British as a Dalek serving afternoon tea


God Save The Queen!
no big surprises here.  The Conservatives have worked well. :(
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Sheilbh on December 16, 2013, 09:03:48 PM
British as Stephen Fry and corgi.

Also increasingly doubtful Yi's a native speaker :P

Edit: Also this reminds me of the NYT correspondent's valedictory to London. In the normal comments about our manners she told a story of convincing a British friend at a party to introduce himself to someone else at a party as an American would (walk up to them and say something like 'hi/nice to meet you, I'm x'). The other person responded 'is this some sort of a joke?' :lol:
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2013, 09:11:12 PM
I'm not a native speaker.  My crib language was Korean.

But I do know "I am sat" is ebonics.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: grumbler on December 16, 2013, 09:13:47 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 16, 2013, 01:40:24 PM
You got: As British as Stephen Fry walking a corgi outside Buckingham Palace

Pip pip cheerio!
same, but I was answering with what I thought they wanted, just as a Brit would.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: grumbler on December 16, 2013, 09:19:57 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2013, 09:11:12 PM
I'm not a native speaker.  My crib language was Korean.

But I do know "I am sat" is ebonics.

Duh!  :rolleyes:  No one says "I am sat."

Brits do, however, say "you are sat."  They also say weird stuff like "Rolls-Royce are introducing their new car today."
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: DontSayBanana on December 16, 2013, 09:22:30 PM
Probably American.  That picture does not need to be posted twice in this thread. :x
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Syt on December 21, 2013, 03:14:37 AM
I will just leave this Polandball here. It reminded me of this test.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F2t6ULe0.png&hash=5248a33b389169da3af192c14761febcfd64192b)
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Josquius on December 21, 2013, 04:45:42 AM
Corgi. Fry. Some of these are woefully accurate about me but I don't think if apply them to most is the population


And that comic just had me laughing on the train like a maniac.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Duque de Bragança on December 21, 2013, 09:46:19 AM
Probably American.
Not being a Brit is enough to get it I guess.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Scipio on December 21, 2013, 10:49:00 PM
Costner's Rab Hood.

Seriously.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: dps on December 21, 2013, 11:45:17 PM
Quote from: viper37 on December 16, 2013, 08:40:41 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 16, 2013, 01:40:24 PM
You got: As British as Stephen Fry walking a corgi outside Buckingham Palace

Pip pip cheerio!
Not long ago, you had the title "Valmy is practically French".  Now, you are a British.  I am: confused.   :P

Apparently, Valmy is actually William the Conqueror.  Which means, of course, that he's actually neither French nor British, but Norse.
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Savonarola on December 22, 2013, 03:00:46 PM
Quote from: dps on December 21, 2013, 11:45:17 PM

Apparently, Valmy is actually William the Conqueror.  Which means, of course, that he's actually neither French nor British, but Norse.

:uffda:
Title: Re: How British Are You?
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 22, 2013, 03:25:33 PM
Valmy's a beaner. You know, a guy who eats beans in his chili. :alberta: