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Poll
Question: Who's the hottest redhead today?
Option 1: Lana Del Rey votes: 5
Option 2: Alison Sudol (aka A Fine Frenzy) votes: 3
Option 3: Amy Adams votes: 7
Option 4: Felicia Day votes: 5
Option 5: Alyson Hannigan votes: 5
Option 6: Isla Fisher votes: 4
Option 7: Christina Hendricks votes: 17
Option 8: Morgan Smith Goodwin (the Wendy's Girl) votes: 2
Option 9: Other female votes: 1
Option 10: Some dude votes: 1
Title: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 01:54:13 AM
Del Rey
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.startingtofeelit.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F04%2Flana-del-rey.png&hash=588ac9c4e9eff9bbe8d8c7cf55923ec7b09e9702)

Sudol
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F2%2F2a%2FA_Fine_Frenzy_-_One_Cell_in_the_Sea.jpg&hash=521924a2834d84fa9371898fbc02af2773cc2505)

Adams
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F0.tqn.com%2Fd%2Fmovies%2F1%2F0%2Fa%2FD%2FW%2Famy-adams-photo-enchanted-premiere.jpg&hash=7fc307d97469bf57de7e2b632a1e7bf140326186)

Day
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wired.com%2Fimages_blogs%2Funderwire%2F2013%2F08%2FFelicia-Day.jpg&hash=6f42c4eb08ed28b187603c405d0ef36ebf8b1fff)

Hannigan
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Fisher
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.perezhilton.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F08%2Fisla-fisher-cocaine-bachelorette__oPt.jpg&hash=0fa35f67027ae8975069a7831384def21cb908af)

Hendricks
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftelevision.mxdwn.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F08%2FChristina-Hendricks-by-Joe-Pugliese.jpg&hash=f93ad619b2953171708fa8706babd9231f5e23ec)

Goodwin
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jasonfarrisawesome.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2FMorgan-Wendys-Smith.jpg&hash=61e85bccad4cbd7f3463d48c8b3c503d62a87702)

I left off Alicia Witt because I haven't seen or heard anything about her in like 10 years, and left off Laura Prepon cause she's blonde now.

Edit- Actually dark haired in the prison show from this year, blonde before that.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Queequeg on December 16, 2013, 02:00:08 AM
Hendricks.  Beyond the obvious (very, extremely, wonderfully obvious), that voice is killer.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 16, 2013, 02:05:08 AM
Hannigan. Easy.


It's Denisof though.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Queequeg on December 16, 2013, 02:12:10 AM
I think the correct answer is Alexandra Breckenridge, though. 
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 02:14:51 AM
C'mon, how do you expect me to vote?  I need to make an informed decision.  Weigh ins, please?
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2013, 02:23:12 AM
Most of the Emolennial Languishtard community is going to vote for Alyson Hannigan, because she's the one that reminds their Assburger-addled brains of the cutie in high school they couldn't get the nerve up to ask what the homework assignment was for Trig last night.  And Buffy the Vampire Slayer was on during their formative masturbation years.

Now Christina Hendricks, that woman's got curves that'll deploy your fucking airbags.  Fisher and Adams are a dead heat for Place.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 02:28:44 AM
Of those listed, I'd vote Adams or Day.  Or, as Money correctly intuits with his brute Gen Xer intellect, Hannigan.  She is lovely.

Hendricks is very pretty and by no means would I actually not love to have sex with her.  However, the essence of the competition at the highest levels is not "would some loser like to fuck you."
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Syt on December 16, 2013, 02:31:38 AM
My vote goes to Hendricks, especially for her appearances on Firefly.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Sophie Scholl on December 16, 2013, 02:31:58 AM
Very tough call.  Maybe Fisher by a tiny bit over Hendricks?  Slight deduction for Hendricks for not being a real redhead.  Lana Del Rey is moving up the ranks.  Emma Stone is pretty decent as well, though not listed.  Heck, even that Dr. Who chick is alright, though in more of a cute way than a hot way.  Oh, Amanda Righetti from The Mentalist as well.  Outside of Hollywood Actresses, I've got to go with Faye Reagan.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 02:33:16 AM
Emma Stone is a good catch, BA.  Good thing I ain't voted.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 16, 2013, 02:36:24 AM
While I loved Hendricks on Firefly, she's just not my type.


Honestly, I voted Hannigan because she's the shortest, has the most pleasing face shape, nicest smile and would be the easiest to toss around in bed. Small girls rule. It's mostly about attitude, tbh.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 02:37:33 AM
Yeah, but when I say it, I'm a real Hitler.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2013, 02:43:04 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 02:37:33 AM
Yeah, but when I say it, I'm a real Hitler.

When MIM says it, he means "petite";  when you say it, it comes out "coke-riddled anorexic Calvin Klein model from Auschwitz".  That's why you're a real Hitler.  EWWW ARE THOSE THIGHS
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 02:48:22 AM
Actually, when I say it, I just mean someone who isn't obese.  Which if it's a relative scale, means I've locked myself into 7s and aboves, an arena I cannot compete in.  This isn't a war, it's a murder.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Syt on December 16, 2013, 02:50:59 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 16, 2013, 02:36:24 AM
While I loved Hendricks on Firefly, she's just not my type.


Honestly, I voted Hannigan because she's the shortest, has the most pleasing face shape, nicest smile and would be the easiest to toss around in bed. Small girls rule. It's mostly about attitude, tbh.

I normally go for petite over voluptuous, but in this case I make an exception.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Razgovory on December 16, 2013, 02:52:25 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2013, 02:23:12 AM
Most of the Emolennial Languishtard community is going to vote for Alyson Hannigan, because she's the one that reminds their Assburger-addled brains of the cutie in high school they couldn't get the nerve up to ask what the homework assignment was for Trig last night.  And Buffy the Vampire Slayer was on during their formative masturbation years.

Now Christina Hendricks, that woman's got curves that'll deploy your fucking airbags.  Fisher and Adams are a dead heat for Place.

How many of us are under 30 anymore?  I think you decades are starting to blend together.

Anyway, Hendricks for the huge rack.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 02:56:59 AM
Millennials top out around 31, 32 now.  We're all old.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Razgovory on December 16, 2013, 03:23:03 AM
Fuck you, nobody even used that term till I was over 20.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 16, 2013, 03:26:43 AM
My investment adviser told me the cutoff between generation X and Y was Jan 1 1976. For what it's worth.  :P
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 03:28:12 AM
Cool, I feel younger now.  :)
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Liep on December 16, 2013, 04:40:43 AM
Went with Adams, but could've gone with Stone. The other option is boring though.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Brazen on December 16, 2013, 05:01:01 AM
No love for Scully?
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.joblo.com%2Fimages_arrownews%2Fgillian_anderson_13.jpg&hash=a142f4e34a1d33bbadb0a54ca7c9524da4bd7d7d)

For those of us who refer a male ginge:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.salon.com%2F2012%2F09%2Fdamian_lewis_rect.jpg&hash=42c242a61f7c29f5d02e64c3e849c6c5a7125bfa)

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.scoop.it%2Ff3Imy9RK_Zy3EhhxBI-A1Tl72eJkfbmt4t8yenImKBVvK0kTmF0xjctABnaLJIm9&hash=d317fe43260d4179e1a9a69057c483e6957c0c4b)
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 05:22:13 AM
Quote from: Brazen on December 16, 2013, 05:01:01 AM
No love for Scully?

She's blonde in Hannibal.

Another who looks awesome as a redhead but hasn't been one for a while- Rachel McAdams.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Iormlund on December 16, 2013, 06:11:18 AM
Emma Stone or Alicia Witt.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Syt on December 16, 2013, 06:31:48 AM
Also, why is Karen Gillan not on this list?
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 06:34:17 AM
Quote from: Syt on December 16, 2013, 06:31:48 AM
Also, why is Karen Gillan not on this list?

Teach ain't a Who fan is the reason; dunno if that counts as an excuse.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 06:43:24 AM
I don't judge women based on appearance, you pigs.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 06:46:02 AM
Quote from: Syt on December 16, 2013, 06:31:48 AM
Also, why is Karen Gillan not on this list?

It's impossible for one person to come up with a comprehensive list of this sort.  :sleep:
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Grey Fox on December 16, 2013, 08:15:05 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 06:43:24 AM
I don't judge women based on appearance, you pigs.

No, you just use age. Like Ide, you are one trick poney.

I can't vote in this poll, I want them all. Altho, I think Hannigan looks better now on the door steps of 40 than 10 years ago.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Josquius on December 16, 2013, 08:29:02 AM
Some of them are not hot at all.

Hendricks 100%.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 08:41:21 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 16, 2013, 08:15:05 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 06:43:24 AM
I don't judge women based on appearance, you pigs.

No, you just use age. Like Ide, you are one trick poney.

I can't vote in this poll, I want them all. Altho, I think Hannigan looks better now on the door steps of 40 than 10 years ago.

Go eat a shit.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Siege on December 16, 2013, 08:44:50 AM
Too fat, too old, too red.

Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Siege on December 16, 2013, 08:46:26 AM
Regardless, kudos to Frodo Baggins for starting a thread worthy of Languish.

Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 08:47:21 AM
Quote from: Tyr on December 16, 2013, 08:29:02 AM
Some of them are not hot at all.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn3.sbnation.com%2Fimported_assets%2F1606845%2Ffacepalm-1.jpg&hash=3e6a219c6ac0c9627759c4bae9d8d58d88a0032d)
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Syt on December 16, 2013, 08:50:15 AM
Honorary mention, btw, for Felicia Day, not least for this bit in Legend of Neil:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgDw9LVGblo

:perv:
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Siege on December 16, 2013, 09:02:35 AM
Frodo didn't bite my troll bait.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Viking on December 16, 2013, 09:11:16 AM
If we're sticking to famous people....

Emma Stone?
Rose Leslie?
Jessica Chastaine?
Mollie Quinn?
Deborah Ann Woll?
Karen Gillen?

or if we're allowing "the actress as a young woman"

Nicole Kidman?
Julianne Moore?
Lindsey Lohan?


Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 09:22:11 AM
Quote from: Viking on December 16, 2013, 09:11:16 AM
or if we're allowing "the actress as a young woman"

Nicole Kidman?
Julianne Moore?
Lindsey Lohan?

Question explicitly says "today". So the first two are pushing 50 and the third is a bit of a mess(and frequently blonde).
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Viking on December 16, 2013, 09:32:58 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 16, 2013, 09:22:11 AM
Quote from: Viking on December 16, 2013, 09:11:16 AM
or if we're allowing "the actress as a young woman"

Nicole Kidman?
Julianne Moore?
Lindsey Lohan?

Question explicitly says "today". So the first two are pushing 50 and the third is a bit of a mess(and frequently blonde).

And that is why I added the caveat. Gillian Anderson (who is a handsome woman even for her age) was suggested and a few of the OP pics were substantially hotter 10 years ago. So I felt justified in suggesting the older image category.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: lustindarkness on December 16, 2013, 09:36:56 AM
I think I'll vote for the red head. :)
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Grey Fox on December 16, 2013, 09:39:08 AM
Quote from: Viking on December 16, 2013, 09:11:16 AM
If we're sticking to famous people....

Emma Stone?
Rose Leslie?
Jessica Chastaine?
Mollie Quinn?
Deborah Ann Woll?
Karen Gillen?

or if we're allowing "the actress as a young woman"

Nicole Kidman?
Julianne Moore?
Lindsey Lohan?

We have to allow it, because of the Hannigan picture. That is not how she looks nowadays.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Viking on December 16, 2013, 09:40:22 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on December 16, 2013, 09:36:56 AM
I think I'll vote for the red head. :)

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?
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: lustindarkness on December 16, 2013, 09:46:13 AM
Not in the poll, sorry.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Brazen on December 16, 2013, 09:48:12 AM
I, for one, welcome this surge in rufophilia.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 09:56:29 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 16, 2013, 09:39:08 AM
We have to allow it, because of the Hannigan picture. That is not how she looks nowadays.

Sure it is.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Grey Fox on December 16, 2013, 10:08:30 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 16, 2013, 09:56:29 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 16, 2013, 09:39:08 AM
We have to allow it, because of the Hannigan picture. That is not how she looks nowadays.

Sure it is.

No.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwac.450f.edgecastcdn.net%2F80450F%2Fscreencrush.com%2Ffiles%2F2013%2F05%2Fhow-i-met-your-mother-season-8-episode-24-something-new-5.jpg&hash=fd7e6baa329878b7f56c283b74f83389fcdc63b6)
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 10:14:49 AM
She has longer hair. And like most people, she looks better without her mouth open wide enough to swallow a golf ball.

Other than that, not much difference.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: garbon on December 16, 2013, 10:15:36 AM
Hannigan always struck me as fairly goofy.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 10:18:40 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 16, 2013, 10:14:49 AM
She has longer hair. And like most people, she looks better without her mouth open wide enough to swallow a golf ball.

Oh, I dunno.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Viking on December 16, 2013, 10:26:43 AM
Well, putting Willow and Lily side by side

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi500.listal.com%2Fimage%2F2177572%2F500full.jpg&hash=fee57692b589fa201b604091e7072bc5bdf1309f)
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F0.tqn.com%2Fd%2Ftvcomedies%2F1%2F0%2FH%2F0%2F-%2F-%2Fmotherhannigan.jpg&hash=f77ce84ffb7a6bec7d8458995e155e5598ba4511)

Who's hotter?
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Syt on December 16, 2013, 10:36:43 AM
Quote from: Viking on December 16, 2013, 10:26:43 AM
Well, putting Willow and Lily side by side

Willow. Though the way she talked in American Pie was much sexier.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: katmai on December 16, 2013, 10:38:41 AM
What a shitty poll.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 10:40:54 AM
Quote from: katmai on December 16, 2013, 10:38:41 AM
What a shitty poll.

Blame Frodo.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 10:44:05 AM
Quote from: Viking on December 16, 2013, 10:26:43 AM
Well, putting Willow and Lily side by side

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi500.listal.com%2Fimage%2F2177572%2F500full.jpg&hash=fee57692b589fa201b604091e7072bc5bdf1309f)

That right there is a damn fine--damn fine--haircut.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Viking on December 16, 2013, 11:53:03 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 10:44:05 AM
Quote from: Viking on December 16, 2013, 10:26:43 AM
Well, putting Willow and Lily side by side

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi500.listal.com%2Fimage%2F2177572%2F500full.jpg&hash=fee57692b589fa201b604091e7072bc5bdf1309f)

That right there is a damn fine--damn fine--haircut.

I've given you shit about pixie cuts before. However, when I was looking up the pictures and found this one I thought of you and cringed about the moment when I was going to have to admit to you that pixie cuts can be "cute".
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 12:01:21 PM
I really like the choker.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2013, 12:05:29 PM
Allysan Hannigan and Amy Adams are past their peaks.  The Wendy's chick is cute, but I can't vote for essentially an Allysan Hannigan tribute act.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 12:16:58 PM
Quote from: Viking on December 16, 2013, 11:53:03 AMI've given you shit about pixie cuts before. However, when I was looking up the pictures and found this one I thought of you and cringed about the moment when I was going to have to admit to you that pixie cuts can be "cute".

You don't have to if you don't want to.  That's an asymmetrical bob. :P
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Viking on December 16, 2013, 12:20:36 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 12:16:58 PM
Quote from: Viking on December 16, 2013, 11:53:03 AMI've given you shit about pixie cuts before. However, when I was looking up the pictures and found this one I thought of you and cringed about the moment when I was going to have to admit to you that pixie cuts can be "cute".

You don't have to if you don't want to.  That's an asymmetrical bob. :P

I'm hetrosexual, so I can't tell the difference.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 12:26:26 PM
I'm a heterosexual with a fetish for short hair, so I can.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 16, 2013, 05:22:06 PM
I'm curious about this fetish for short hair. I thought long full hair was a fertility sign and that's why men liked it.

Maybe you're just a deviant.  :P
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: The Brain on December 16, 2013, 05:23:20 PM
Short hair is incredibly sexy. Hardly a fetish.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 05:25:40 PM
I like to see a gal's neck.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Siege on December 16, 2013, 05:41:23 PM
Long hair for the wing!

Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Phillip V on December 16, 2013, 05:50:24 PM
Hannigan was okay back in the day, but has not aged well. I still watch her on HIMYM.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2013, 05:53:41 PM
Quote from: The Brain on December 16, 2013, 05:23:20 PM
Short hair is incredibly sexy. Hardly a fetish.

It was particularly hard to keep young Brain focused on the task at hand during the sheering season.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Viking on December 16, 2013, 08:37:22 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 12:26:26 PM
I'm a heterosexual with a fetish for short hair, so I can.

I appreciate that as a person with a fetish for hair you need to specify your not-gay-ness.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Syt on December 16, 2013, 11:09:53 PM
Some chicks look great with long hair, some with braids, some with ponytails (esp. in tennis/sports clothes), and some with short hair, as evidenced by Kate Nauta in Transporter 2.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nautakate.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2Ff854dee6311dc8528228286dd1fabd35.jpg&hash=0b8909dbc9664e2ee438581d390965817e557973)
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi245.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fgg74%2FEMILIAN27%2Fkate-nauta-more-transporter2-14.jpg&hash=2e011a880b4ed3f5bdf9df8501f397a15cf34586)

There's a girl working at my local post office who looks a lot like this. :wub:
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 11:59:46 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 05:25:40 PM
I like to see a gal's neck.

That's what wearing her hair up is for. Much hotter than chopping it off.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Syt on December 17, 2013, 12:41:07 AM
Guys, while you bicker about hair styles like a bunch of high school girls you miss sight of what is really important: does the lady in question have a pert ass or not.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 17, 2013, 12:46:40 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2013, 02:23:12 AM
Most of the Emolennial Languishtard community is going to vote for Alyson Hannigan, because she's the one that reminds their Assburger-addled brains of the cutie in high school they couldn't get the nerve up to ask what the homework assignment was for Trig last night.  And Buffy the Vampire Slayer was on during their formative masturbation years.

I have to hand it to my little Assburglers on Languish;  they proved me wrong.  They're all grown up, and recognize the power of curvaciousness.  Sorta.  Viking still has his Hannigan hangups.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: garbon on December 18, 2013, 01:03:15 PM
Quote from: Brazen on December 16, 2013, 05:01:01 AM
For those of us who refer a male ginge:

Where's the Prince Harry?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2F2013-12%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F18%2F9%2Fenhanced-buzz-26729-1387376020-5.jpg&hash=37c7482e77a8e493b6a4c333ebc61095cd6da256)
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Grey Fox on December 18, 2013, 01:33:30 PM
Why is Alex hanging out with Prince Harry?
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: katmai on December 18, 2013, 01:34:13 PM
I think that is the race to south pole with wounded vets iirc.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: The Brain on December 18, 2013, 02:37:07 PM
Vets get all the chicks.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: dps on December 18, 2013, 07:05:37 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 17, 2013, 12:46:40 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2013, 02:23:12 AM
Most of the Emolennial Languishtard community is going to vote for Alyson Hannigan, because she's the one that reminds their Assburger-addled brains of the cutie in high school they couldn't get the nerve up to ask what the homework assignment was for Trig last night.  And Buffy the Vampire Slayer was on during their formative masturbation years.

I have to hand it to my little Assburglers on Languish;  they proved me wrong.  They're all grown up, and recognize the power of curvaciousness.  Sorta.  Viking still has his Hannigan hangups.

Hannigan is still helluva cute in a girl-next-door manner, even though I guess she's a MILF next door now, but she was never really HOTT hot.

Of course, cute girls next door and hotties are both way out of the league for most Languishites, so it's not surprising that they have trouble distinguishing the two.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ideologue on December 18, 2013, 07:08:29 PM
To quote Scipio, that truth burns like fire. :o
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Tonitrus on December 18, 2013, 07:37:26 PM
Quote from: The Brain on December 18, 2013, 02:37:07 PM
Vets get all the chicks.

I don't get any chicks.  :mad:
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ed Anger on December 18, 2013, 07:43:08 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on December 18, 2013, 07:37:26 PM
Quote from: The Brain on December 18, 2013, 02:37:07 PM
Vets get all the chicks.

I don't get any chicks.  :mad:

Chicks dig scars, and AF don't get scars checking emails.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Liep on December 18, 2013, 08:22:22 PM
I was quite sure The Brain was thinking of different vets and different chicks.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Viking on December 18, 2013, 10:13:01 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 18, 2013, 07:43:08 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on December 18, 2013, 07:37:26 PM
Quote from: The Brain on December 18, 2013, 02:37:07 PM
Vets get all the chicks.

I don't get any chicks.  :mad:

Chicks dig scars, and AF don't get scars checking emails.

I understand how vets get scars (cats and dogs biting, obviously), but unless scars are from exotic animals with high paying owners I don't understand how veterinarians get all the chicks.

I know you don't means veterans since ptsd is no chick magnet.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ed Anger on December 18, 2013, 10:20:10 PM
Sigh
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Queequeg on December 18, 2013, 10:25:20 PM
I think Jessica Chastain might actually be #1, tbh.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: FunkMonk on December 19, 2013, 03:44:51 PM
Our wives and girlfriends are way hotter than any of these women, to be sure.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Scipio on December 19, 2013, 04:11:06 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on December 19, 2013, 03:44:51 PM
Our wives and girlfriends are way hotter than any of these women, to be sure.
May they never meet.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Tonitrus on December 19, 2013, 06:45:29 PM
A good friend of mine (platonic, alas) is a hot redhead.

No, I will not post pics.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 19, 2013, 07:16:48 PM
Funk's wife or girlfriend is watching over his shoulder as he posts.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: crazy canuck on December 19, 2013, 07:55:48 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on December 19, 2013, 06:45:29 PM
A good friend of mine (platonic, alas) is a hot redhead.

*languish mob* Woot!

Quote
No, I will not post pics.

*languish mob*  :banned:
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Razgovory on December 19, 2013, 08:20:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 18, 2013, 07:43:08 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on December 18, 2013, 07:37:26 PM
Quote from: The Brain on December 18, 2013, 02:37:07 PM
Vets get all the chicks.

I don't get any chicks.  :mad:

Chicks dig scars, and AF don't get scars checking emails.

Huh, well that's good news for old Justin.  I reckon I made him real popular with the ladies back in 2001.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2013, 08:30:33 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on December 18, 2013, 10:25:20 PM
I think Jessica Chastain might actually be #1, tbh.

Jessica Chastain's one flaw is that she bears too much resemblance to that other chick with the big lips.  Otherwise I agree she's easy on the eyes.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2013, 08:51:06 PM
Jennifer Garner, that's the ticket.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Josquius on December 19, 2013, 10:49:41 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 16, 2013, 11:09:53 PM
Some chicks look great with long hair, some with braids, some with ponytails (esp. in tennis/sports clothes), and some with short hair, as evidenced by Kate Nauta in Transporter 2.

[img]http://www.nautakate.c

There's a girl working at my local post office who looks a lot like this. :wub:
:yes:
Though a lot of girls with short hair end up looking like young boys, lesbians or criminals. Others....I do REALLY like it when the short hair look works on a girl.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Cecil on December 20, 2013, 02:34:12 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 16, 2013, 08:29:02 AM

Hendricks 100%.

+1  :licklips:
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Queequeg on December 20, 2013, 10:45:45 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2013, 08:30:33 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on December 18, 2013, 10:25:20 PM
I think Jessica Chastain might actually be #1, tbh.

Jessica Chastain's one flaw is that she bears too much resemblance to that other chick with the big lips.  Otherwise I agree she's easy on the eyes.
Jolie?
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Alcibiades on December 21, 2013, 12:32:04 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 16, 2013, 02:05:08 AM
Hannigan. Easy.


It's Denisof though.

Hannigan is looking weathered as hell now a days...   :shutup:
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Queequeg on December 21, 2013, 12:55:29 AM
She was always girl next door cute.  Can't expect that to age like Catherine Deneuve.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 21, 2013, 03:21:16 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on December 21, 2013, 12:55:29 AM
She was always girl next door cute.  Can't expect that to age like Catherine Deneuve.

She was always the pubescenct first boner crush.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 21, 2013, 05:38:08 AM
She's not that old.

Edit- Hannigan was born in 1974. Hendricks(who won the poll): 1975. Amy Adams, 1974. Isla Fisher, 1976.

I suppose I don't watch enough teenybopper flicks anymore to know the up-and-comers to put in the poll(besides Emma Stone, which was a glaring oversight  :blush:).
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Viking on December 21, 2013, 07:37:59 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 21, 2013, 05:38:08 AM
She's not that old.

Edit- Hannigan was born in 1974. Hendricks(who won the poll): 1975. Amy Adams, 1974. Isla Fisher, 1976.

I suppose I don't watch enough teenybopper flicks anymore to know the up-and-comers to put in the poll(besides Emma Stone, which was a glaring oversight  :blush:).
For the purpose of missing any glaring oversights


Rose Leslie? (teenybopper flicks = Downton Abbey and GOT)
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fia.media-imdb.com%2Fimages%2FM%2FMV5BMTQ1MzgxNjQ1Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTU3NDk3Nw%40%40._V1_SY317_CR10%2C0%2C214%2C317_.jpg&hash=c7f15de0605d67c80032b7fef20f0eae67404a08)

Jessica Chastaine? (teenybopper flicks = Zero Dark Thirty, The Help and Coriolanus)
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fia.media-imdb.com%2Fimages%2FM%2FMV5BMTU1MDM5NjczOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTY2MDE4OA%40%40._V1_SX214_CR0%2C0%2C214%2C317_.jpg&hash=2750e123c0fffad0563e12e4af0aa862c75f726d)

Mollie Quinn? (teenybopper flicks = Castle)
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fia.media-imdb.com%2Fimages%2FM%2FMV5BNjIwNjc5MjQ2OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjMzODQyOQ%40%40._V1_SX214_CR0%2C0%2C214%2C317_.jpg&hash=31a2f546829106a4b3f8ce93ee2c523fa7d0c228)

Deborah Ann Woll? (teenybopper flicks = True Blood)
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fia.media-imdb.com%2Fimages%2FM%2FMV5BMjE2NjA4NzYyMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODEwNjQyMw%40%40._V1_SY317_CR26%2C0%2C214%2C317_.jpg&hash=506596fa145b1d04e9e039dbd8ef2913162370af)

Karen Gillen? (teenybopper flicks = Dr Who)
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fia.media-imdb.com%2Fimages%2FM%2FMV5BMTM0Mzg1NDg0Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTAyMTMxOA%40%40._V1_SX214_CR0%2C0%2C214%2C317_.jpg&hash=48ac9eb11647a1a4a72737619c701238142e4f88)


Edit: Chastaine was great in a good little movie called "The Debt", international spy thriller. I recommend it.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 21, 2013, 07:49:41 AM
Quote from: Viking on December 21, 2013, 07:37:59 AM
(teenybopper flicks =

:ike:

Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Queequeg on December 21, 2013, 12:24:39 PM
None of your pictures work, Viking.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Viking on December 21, 2013, 01:55:37 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on December 21, 2013, 12:24:39 PM
None of your pictures work, Viking.

it's imdb, and the pics are still up.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: katmai on December 21, 2013, 02:19:16 PM
I don't think Viking understands what is a teenybopper flick.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Syt on December 21, 2013, 02:31:18 PM
Quote from: Viking on December 21, 2013, 01:55:37 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on December 21, 2013, 12:24:39 PM
None of your pictures work, Viking.

it's imdb, and the pics are still up.

In your cache. That people in 2013 still don't understand this.

QuoteReferral Denied

You don't have permission to access "http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM0Mzg1NDg0Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTAyMTMxOA@@._V1_SX214_CR0,0,214,317_.jpg" on this server.
Reference #24.7341002.1387654117.4e336d80
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on December 21, 2013, 02:37:21 PM
Least they don't do waht SA used to do to people leeching pictures.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Viking on December 21, 2013, 04:06:02 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 21, 2013, 02:31:18 PM

In your cache. That people in 2013 still don't understand this.

Dammit! Now, google the the pics yourselves then....

Quote from: katmai on December 21, 2013, 02:19:16 PM
I don't think Viking understands what is a teenybopper flick.

I don't think katmai understands what sarcasm is.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: katmai on December 21, 2013, 04:13:41 PM
Better than your understand of caching of images.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 21, 2013, 04:15:10 PM
Quote from: Viking on December 21, 2013, 04:06:02 PM
I don't think katmai understands what sarcasm is.

You only get True Blood and Dr Who through on the technicality that they are tv shows.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Viking on December 21, 2013, 04:22:09 PM
Quote from: katmai on December 21, 2013, 04:13:41 PM
Better than your understand of caching of images.

touché
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Viking on December 21, 2013, 04:23:45 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 21, 2013, 04:15:10 PM
Quote from: Viking on December 21, 2013, 04:06:02 PM
I don't think katmai understands what sarcasm is.

You only get True Blood and Dr Who through on the technicality that they are tv shows.

So are Downton Abbey, Game of Thrones and Castle :contract:

Chastaine is the only actual movie star in my list.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Caliga on December 23, 2013, 02:57:58 PM
I'm sure I'm going to surprise everyone with this, but I vote for Amy Adams because for some reason I can't put my finger on I find her to be unbelievably hot.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 23, 2013, 03:00:41 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 23, 2013, 02:57:58 PM
I'm sure I'm going to surprise everyone with this, but I vote for Amy Adams because for some reason I can't put my finger on I find her to be unbelievably hot.

It's because she is unbelievably hot. Like most of the women who have been mentioned in this thread. :P

It is kinda funny that the mob went for the Caliga option and you didn't.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Caliga on December 23, 2013, 03:07:26 PM
I'm as surprised about it as you are, bro.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Viking on December 23, 2013, 04:08:04 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 23, 2013, 02:57:58 PM
I'm sure I'm going to surprise everyone with this, but I vote for Amy Adams because for some reason I can't put my finger on I find her to be unbelievably hot.

Dammit, that's like the fourth sign of the apocalypse; Caliga preferring the one with merely large tits.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: sbr on January 05, 2014, 10:02:45 PM
My daughter has been watching both Buffy and How I Met Your Mother since she has been home and Alyson Hannigan is MUCH hotter today than she was in her Buffy years.  I am an old fucker though, so YMMV.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Queequeg on January 06, 2014, 12:52:41 AM
Quote from: sbr on January 05, 2014, 10:02:45 PM
My daughter has been watching both Buffy and How I Met Your Mother since she has been home and Alyson Hannigan is MUCH hotter today than she was in her Buffy years.  I am an old fucker though, so YMMV.
Late 90s goth-informed teen fashion wouldn't do anyone any favors. 
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Siege on January 06, 2014, 08:09:16 AM
Quote from: Syt on December 16, 2013, 11:09:53 PM
Some chicks look great with long hair, some with braids, some with ponytails (esp. in tennis/sports clothes), and some with short hair, as evidenced by Kate Nauta in Transporter 2.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nautakate.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2Ff854dee6311dc8528228286dd1fabd35.jpg&hash=0b8909dbc9664e2ee438581d390965817e557973)
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi245.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fgg74%2FEMILIAN27%2Fkate-nauta-more-transporter2-14.jpg&hash=2e011a880b4ed3f5bdf9df8501f397a15cf34586)

There's a girl working at my local post office who looks a lot like this. :wub:

Your conclusion is not scientific.
She could look even better with long hair.

I would state it "Some girls look ok with short hair, but most* look better with long hair."

*length of hair cannot help the fat cows.

Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Siege on January 06, 2014, 08:20:24 AM
Let's see:



(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hairromance.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F06%2Flong-hair-vs-short-hair-Hayden-Panettiere.jpg&hash=078ca8367e36939909dcc19251604b196f02e16a)


(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fellekinney.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F08%2Fvanessa-hudgens-headshots-before-n-after.jpg&hash=3374fa00101e6b5ada4ac9d9cb3e4ad85ef35851)


(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.fanpop.com%2Fimage%2Fanswers%2F67000%2F67792_1261621398750_425_315.jpg&hash=68d6445c04fcd61bcd41d45018b1462fa75bda38)


(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fd1tk82p0a1n27d.cloudfront.net%2Fpictures%2Fa8240cb8235e9c493a0c30607586166c.jpg&hash=899e19ecacc8486ef96cdbc8f0ce840816a58dbe)


(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.zerochan.net%2FThe.Avengers.full.1181326.jpg&hash=89926fe94b4a967aa0588fca57bda94e0ebc1d3f)

Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Siege on January 06, 2014, 08:22:35 AM
I suggest that long hair does improves the female appearance, regardless of facial features.

Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Josquius on January 06, 2014, 08:29:21 AM
Quote from: Siege on January 06, 2014, 08:22:35 AM
I suggest that long hair does improves the female appearance, regardless of facial features.


Grossly incorrect.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Siege on January 06, 2014, 08:33:49 AM
Are you saying I am wrong?

Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Josquius on January 06, 2014, 09:30:25 AM
Very much so.
I have seen examples in celebrities and in RL which show the greatness that is a hot girl who suits short hair.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Queequeg on January 06, 2014, 03:18:08 PM
IDK what young Shirley MacLaine would have looked like with long hair.  Probably not as pretty.  :wub:
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Admiral Yi on January 06, 2014, 03:22:03 PM
Excellent example Squeelus.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Queequeg on January 06, 2014, 03:32:57 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_cQpT7M648Ew%2FS-L4h3fQKvI%2FAAAAAAAADD8%2FAkjYrA33rvs%2Fs320%2FPK06d.jpg&hash=6e1be63e8c26533b5cfed058fd20ed2729c55620)
Still pretty, but lacks the specific charm she has in The Apartment. 
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjonmwessel.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F09%2Fshirley-b.jpg%3Fw%3D604&hash=fc1902984225eab6f40c227c64c94b0c8fae2702)
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: garbon on January 06, 2014, 03:57:53 PM
The top pic is from 12 years later.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Admiral Yi on January 06, 2014, 03:59:51 PM
 :lol: Yeah, maybe not the fairest comparison Squeelus.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: frunk on January 06, 2014, 04:11:25 PM
That's around the time difference on the Lohan pics.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: The Brain on January 06, 2014, 04:15:41 PM
Women are like good wine. You store them in the cellar and bring them up when desired.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Jacob on January 06, 2014, 04:28:28 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 06, 2014, 04:15:41 PM
Women are like good wine. You store them in the cellar and bring them up when desired.

Oh... I thought you were going to say "you put the white ones in the fridge".
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: MadImmortalMan on January 06, 2014, 05:07:48 PM
I think for the average woman longer hair is better than shorter. There are some who would look good no matter what, and some who specifically look good short.

Yeah, Halle Berry's short hair looks great. Duh. But the average office girl who one day comes in to work having chopped her hair off though? The complements will all come from the other girls in the office who aren't as pretty as her.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 06, 2014, 05:15:22 PM
Shaven is never attractive, but "short" hair that's not quite shoulder length can be attractive.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Viking on January 06, 2014, 05:36:30 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_attractiveness#Hair

QuoteHair[edit]
Men have been found to prefer long-haired women.[85][146][147] An evolutionary psychology explanation for this is that malnutrition and deficiencies in minerals and vitamins causes loss of hair or hair changes. Hair therefore indicates health and nutrition during the last 2–3 years. Lustrous hair is also often a cross-cultural preference.[148]
One study reported non-Asian men to prefer blondes and Asian men to prefer black-haired women.[147]
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ed Anger on January 06, 2014, 07:09:05 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 06, 2014, 04:15:41 PM
Women are like good wine. You store them in the cellar and bring them up when desired.

:)

Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Josquius on January 06, 2014, 10:55:42 PM
Quote from: Viking on January 06, 2014, 05:36:30 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_attractiveness#Hair

QuoteH
One study reported non-Asian men to prefer blondes and Asian men to prefer black-haired women.[147]
:hmm:
That seems weird to me. Asians love blondes. I, and many other guys from overly blonde countries, like black hair.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: garbon on January 06, 2014, 11:02:33 PM
Quote from: Viking on January 06, 2014, 05:36:30 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_attractiveness#Hair

QuoteHair[edit]
Men have been found to prefer long-haired women.[85][146][147] An evolutionary psychology explanation for this is that malnutrition and deficiencies in minerals and vitamins causes loss of hair or hair changes. Hair therefore indicates health and nutrition during the last 2–3 years. Lustrous hair is also often a cross-cultural preference.[148]
One study reported non-Asian men to prefer blondes and Asian men to prefer black-haired women.[147]

What's supposed to be the take-away? The long haired vs. short haired bit in cite 147 was based on a study of 80 something male undergrads.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Viking on January 06, 2014, 11:28:06 PM
Quote from: garbon on January 06, 2014, 11:02:33 PM
Quote from: Viking on January 06, 2014, 05:36:30 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_attractiveness#Hair

QuoteHair[edit]
Men have been found to prefer long-haired women.[85][146][147] An evolutionary psychology explanation for this is that malnutrition and deficiencies in minerals and vitamins causes loss of hair or hair changes. Hair therefore indicates health and nutrition during the last 2–3 years. Lustrous hair is also often a cross-cultural preference.[148]
One study reported non-Asian men to prefer blondes and Asian men to prefer black-haired women.[147]

What's supposed to be the take-away? The long haired vs. short haired bit in cite 147 was based on a study of 80 something male undergrads.

Way to miss the forest. Men have been found to prefer long-haired women. This is thought be related to long healthy hair indicating a long period of health for the person who carries the womb, suggesting continued long term heath.

Focusing on the one study which claims that guys find hair like their mother has hott has Freudian implications, yes.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: garbon on January 07, 2014, 12:20:58 AM
I still don't see how that matters in a debate of languish straight males on long vs. short hair. :unsure:
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Josquius on January 07, 2014, 02:19:26 AM
Quote from: garbon on January 07, 2014, 12:20:58 AM
I still don't see how that matters in a debate of languish straight males on long vs. short hair. :unsure:
Because we have to like what science tells us to like. Its the rules.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Viking on January 07, 2014, 04:54:11 AM
Quote from: garbon on January 07, 2014, 12:20:58 AM
I still don't see how that matters in a debate of languish straight males on long vs. short hair. :unsure:

It matters since it goes to why straight males like long hair and under which conditions short hair might still be considered attractive. Long hair, like the hourglass figure, clean skin and good teeth, correlate to good reproductive health.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: garbon on January 07, 2014, 09:33:12 AM
Quote from: Tyr on January 07, 2014, 02:19:26 AM
Quote from: garbon on January 07, 2014, 12:20:58 AM
I still don't see how that matters in a debate of languish straight males on long vs. short hair. :unsure:
Because we have to like what science tells us to like. Its the rules.

Sorry. :blush:
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Malthus on January 07, 2014, 09:41:19 AM
Quote from: Jacob on January 06, 2014, 04:28:28 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 06, 2014, 04:15:41 PM
Women are like good wine. You store them in the cellar and bring them up when desired.

Oh... I thought you were going to say "you put the white ones in the fridge".

:lol:
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Siege on January 07, 2014, 06:50:39 PM
So, did I win?
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Ed Anger on January 07, 2014, 07:24:54 PM
Quote from: Siege on January 07, 2014, 06:50:39 PM
So, did I win?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm1.staticflickr.com%2F177%2F393975645_099b51cbc7.jpg&hash=779a7c5f0e58fe876df1e3817ff53fc5bdbdd403)
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 07, 2014, 07:55:46 PM
Quote from: Siege on January 07, 2014, 06:50:39 PM
So, did I win?

You will be first against the wall when the Singularity comes.
Title: Re: Who's Hotter? (With Pics)
Post by: DontSayBanana on January 08, 2014, 12:18:50 PM
Quote from: Siege on January 06, 2014, 08:22:35 AM
I suggest that long hair does improves the female appearance, regardless of facial features.

There's no saving that whacko Miley, pedobear. :contract: