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Title: Wii Jumped the Shark: Vitality Sensor
Post by: Martinus on June 03, 2009, 10:15:01 AM
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QuoteBy Derrik J. Lang
updated 6:07 p.m. ET June 2, 2009

LOS ANGELES - Nintendo wants to check your pulse.

The game maker on Tuesday debuted the Wii Vitality Sensor, a gadget that wraps around a player's index finger.

No games were announced that would use the new gizmo, but Nintendo President Satoru Iwata suggested it could be used to "let people unwind or maybe even make it easier to fall asleep.

Iwata discussed the apparatus and showed an image of the sensor Tuesday at Nintendo's Electronic Entertainment Expo presentation at Club Nokia.

The game maker also announced the new Wii games "Super Mario Bros. Wii," a side-scroller featuring the mustached plumber and the ability to play with four players; "Wii Fit Plus," a follow-up to the popular fitness game with more workout personalization; and a sequel to "Super Mario Galaxy."

For the handheld Nintendo DS system, Nintendo unveiled "Women's Murder Club: Games of Passion," a mystery game based on the James Patterson franchise; "Style Savvy," a fashion title aimed at tweens; and role-playing games "Mario and Lugi: Bowser's Inside Story" and "Golden Sun DS."

What. The. Fuck.  :lol:
Title: Re: Wii Jumped the Shark: Vitality Sensor
Post by: Ed Anger on June 03, 2009, 10:15:36 AM
Listen to your body.
Title: Re: Wii Jumped the Shark: Vitality Sensor
Post by: DisturbedPervert on June 03, 2009, 10:18:32 AM
It's for people who are using the Wii Fit to excessive with.  I wouldn't buy it, but it makes perfect sense.
Title: Re: Wii Jumped the Shark: Vitality Sensor
Post by: PDH on June 03, 2009, 10:18:59 AM
My body says "fuck all the wii-tards and their idiocy. May they all die in a crash."
Title: Re: Wii Jumped the Shark: Vitality Sensor
Post by: Martinus on June 03, 2009, 10:19:46 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on June 03, 2009, 10:18:32 AM
It's for people who are using the Wii Fit to excessive with.  I wouldn't buy it, but it makes perfect sense.
What's up with the shit about "unwinding" and sleeping though? Asians are evil.
Title: Re: Wii Jumped the Shark: Vitality Sensor
Post by: DisturbedPervert on June 03, 2009, 10:21:29 AM
I dunno what's up with that.  It measures your pulse though, so I can see how it could be useful for some. 
Title: Re: Wii Jumped the Shark: Vitality Sensor
Post by: Ed Anger on June 03, 2009, 10:22:01 AM
Quote from: PDH on June 03, 2009, 10:18:59 AM
My body says "fuck all the wii-tards and their idiocy. May they all die in a crash."

/signed, Ed Anger
Title: Re: Wii Jumped the Shark: Vitality Sensor
Post by: The Brain on June 03, 2009, 10:22:14 AM
Is there a Wii Sex yet?
Title: Re: Wii Jumped the Shark: Vitality Sensor
Post by: Malthus on June 03, 2009, 10:23:01 AM
Quote from: The Brain on June 03, 2009, 10:22:14 AM
Is there a Wii Sex yet?

That thing only fits your finger.
Title: Re: Wii Jumped the Shark: Vitality Sensor
Post by: The Brain on June 03, 2009, 10:24:53 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 03, 2009, 10:23:01 AM
Quote from: The Brain on June 03, 2009, 10:22:14 AM
Is there a Wii Sex yet?

That thing only fits your finger.

Ah, flattery. You will go far young man.
Title: Re: Wii Jumped the Shark: Vitality Sensor
Post by: lustindarkness on June 03, 2009, 10:29:03 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Wii Jumped the Shark: Vitality Sensor
Post by: Grey Fox on June 03, 2009, 10:30:08 AM
Ah, E3

:wub:
Title: Re: Wii Jumped the Shark: Vitality Sensor
Post by: Brazen on June 03, 2009, 10:35:00 AM
"Vitality Sensor" implies it's detecting you're still alive.

If they're going to include a heart rate monitor, they'd be better checking kids using Wii Fit and the like get their heart rates UP, not down. Some sports scientists reckon Wii Fit is barely better than nothing and you'd be better off going for a walk.
Title: Re: Wii Jumped the Shark: Vitality Sensor
Post by: Grey Fox on June 03, 2009, 10:52:56 AM
Do not assume that this is fitness related.
Title: Re: Wii Jumped the Shark: Vitality Sensor
Post by: DGuller on June 03, 2009, 11:00:12 AM
I can see some use for this.  If you're playing a game on Wii, and suddenly your heart stops, wouldn't you like to be informed about it?