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Title: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: alfred russel on November 27, 2013, 08:18:30 PM
I used to post under Dorsey. I figured I'd let everyone know.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: mongers on November 27, 2013, 08:23:25 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on November 27, 2013, 08:18:30 PM
I used to post under Dorsey. I figured I'd let everyone know.

:hmm:
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on November 27, 2013, 08:24:19 PM
But you're not DGuller.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: mongers on November 27, 2013, 08:36:59 PM
Is it the right time to admit I used to be Crunchy ?  :ph34r:
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: grumbler on November 27, 2013, 08:43:24 PM
I think DGuller would have noticed.  He and Dorsey were good friends:  worked in the same profession, lived in the same city, wore the same pair of pants, etc.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: alfred russel on November 27, 2013, 08:46:05 PM
Quote from: grumbler on November 27, 2013, 08:43:24 PM
I think DGuller would have noticed.  He and Dorsey were good friends:  worked in the same profession, lived in the same city, wore the same pair of pants, etc.

He did notice. He is the one that told the mods, and ultimately started the chain of events leading to this thread.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: alfred russel on November 27, 2013, 08:46:22 PM
Quote from: mongers on November 27, 2013, 08:36:59 PM
Is it the right time to admit I used to be Crunchy ?  :ph34r:

Really?
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Ed Anger on November 27, 2013, 08:47:06 PM
I'm Crunchy's uncle.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: mongers on November 27, 2013, 08:48:50 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on November 27, 2013, 08:46:22 PM
Quote from: mongers on November 27, 2013, 08:36:59 PM
Is it the right time to admit I used to be Crunchy ?  :ph34r:

Really?

:D
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: lustindarkness on November 27, 2013, 08:49:08 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 27, 2013, 08:47:06 PM
I'm Crunchy's uncle.

LOL
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Caliga on November 27, 2013, 08:55:13 PM
I'm Spartacus.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 27, 2013, 08:55:34 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 27, 2013, 08:47:06 PM
I'm Crunchy's uncle.

:lol: Nice.

:ccr
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: DGuller on November 27, 2013, 09:06:30 PM
Quote from: grumbler on November 27, 2013, 08:43:24 PM
worked in the same profession
:mad:
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 27, 2013, 09:08:56 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 27, 2013, 08:47:06 PM
I'm Crunchy's uncle.

MAH ASSCRACK
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: garbon on November 27, 2013, 09:22:12 PM
Hole not crack. <_<
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 27, 2013, 09:28:03 PM
It was in his crack, not his asshole, dried like so much flaking sugar from a frosted doughnut.

Some memory you have. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: garbon on November 27, 2013, 09:34:31 PM
I was just thinking sensibly. -_-

I was, what, 17...18? Who has fully formed memories at that stage in development? :blurgh:
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 27, 2013, 10:13:49 PM
Oh, now I thought Ed was talking about the story where Crunchy said his uncle tried to push him in front of a train or something.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Berkut on November 27, 2013, 10:16:39 PM
Who is or was Dorsey?
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 27, 2013, 10:16:57 PM
joke?
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Neil on November 27, 2013, 10:24:27 PM
It was DGuller's original account.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 28, 2013, 02:24:36 AM
Quote from: Berkut on November 27, 2013, 10:16:39 PM
Who is or was Dorsey?

Dorsey4Heisman.  Lulz, Ken Dorsey.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Ed Anger on November 28, 2013, 02:30:32 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 28, 2013, 02:24:36 AM
Quote from: Berkut on November 27, 2013, 10:16:39 PM
Who is or was Dorsey?

Dorsey4Heisman.  Lulz, Ken Dorsey.

Did you see that Dorsey led 49ers vs Craig Krenzel and the Bears years ago? It was hilarious. Between the horrid wind and the weak arms of both players, it was a clusterfuck.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 28, 2013, 02:36:20 AM
That had to be as awesome as the great Gino Torretta/Bucky Richardson preseason barn burner of '93.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on November 28, 2013, 03:05:08 AM
Quote from: Berkut on November 27, 2013, 10:16:39 PM
Who is or was Dorsey?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F38201000%2Fjpg%2F_38201941_dorsey150.jpg&hash=4c8269482872827b1477a1582122ece4ce5650f5)
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Caliga on November 28, 2013, 06:16:28 AM
My theory is that Dorsey is both DGuller and AR, both of whom are also Yi. :cool:
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Tamas on November 28, 2013, 06:47:44 AM
I am Yi.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: grumbler on November 28, 2013, 08:00:30 AM
Quote from: Tamas on November 28, 2013, 06:47:44 AM
I am Yi.
No, I'm Yi!
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: lustindarkness on November 28, 2013, 10:51:07 AM
We are all Yi.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Tamas on November 28, 2013, 10:55:18 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on November 28, 2013, 10:51:07 AM
We are all Yi.

If we are Yi, who is Yi?
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Grey Fox on November 28, 2013, 10:58:23 AM
Quote from: Tamas on November 28, 2013, 10:55:18 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on November 28, 2013, 10:51:07 AM
We are all Yi.

If we are Yi, who is Yi?

Yi is truth.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: grumbler on November 28, 2013, 12:22:50 PM
Quote from: Tamas on November 28, 2013, 10:55:18 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on November 28, 2013, 10:51:07 AM
We are all Yi.

If we are Yi, who is Yi?
Yi is us.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 28, 2013, 12:40:54 PM
Yi is full of shit, which means you're all full of shit.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: garbon on November 28, 2013, 12:41:26 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 28, 2013, 12:40:54 PM
Yi is full of shit, which means you're all full of shit.
:x
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: DGuller on November 28, 2013, 12:44:14 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on November 27, 2013, 08:18:30 PM
I used to post under Dorsey. I figured I'd let everyone know.
HOLY SHIT!  You are Dorsey? :o
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Barrister on November 28, 2013, 12:46:18 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 28, 2013, 12:44:14 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on November 27, 2013, 08:18:30 PM
I used to post under Dorsey. I figured I'd let everyone know.
HOLY SHIT!  You are Dorsey? :o

:rolleyes:
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: garbon on November 28, 2013, 12:52:16 PM
Great when one User has his two accounts interact...
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: The Brain on November 28, 2013, 01:13:07 PM
I got a reservation at Dorsey tonight.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: DGuller on November 28, 2013, 01:23:19 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 28, 2013, 12:46:18 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 28, 2013, 12:44:14 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on November 27, 2013, 08:18:30 PM
I used to post under Dorsey. I figured I'd let everyone know.
HOLY SHIT!  You are Dorsey? :o

:rolleyes:
Well, I'm trying to liven up this thread.  It's not living up to the usual AR standards of popularity.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Razgovory on November 28, 2013, 06:17:15 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 28, 2013, 12:52:16 PM
Great when one User has his two accounts interact...

Pah, sometimes I interact with my own account.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: alfred russel on November 28, 2013, 06:24:51 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 28, 2013, 01:23:19 PM
Well, I'm trying to liven up this thread.  It's not living up to the usual AR standards of popularity.

Almost 9 years and thousands of posts under a completely different personality, and it is still less interesting than a DGuller flat tire.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: DGuller on November 28, 2013, 08:01:45 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on November 28, 2013, 06:24:51 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 28, 2013, 01:23:19 PM
Well, I'm trying to liven up this thread.  It's not living up to the usual AR standards of popularity.

Almost 9 years and thousands of posts under a completely different personality, and it is still less interesting than a DGuller flat tire.
:console: :yeah:
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: crazy canuck on November 28, 2013, 08:16:10 PM
Its cute how you have a conversation with yourself.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: grumbler on November 28, 2013, 08:16:44 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on November 28, 2013, 06:24:51 PM
Almost 9 years and thousands of posts under a completely different personality, and it is still less interesting than a DGuller flat tire.
Now that's  sounding more like the Dorsey we knew!  :hug:
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: DGuller on November 28, 2013, 08:19:16 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on November 28, 2013, 08:16:10 PM
Its cute how you have a conversation with yourself.
:mad:
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: The Great Santini on November 28, 2013, 08:20:01 PM
Do some push-ups ladies.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: 11B4V on November 28, 2013, 08:21:14 PM
So I have this straight:

Alfred was Dorsey who is DGuller????  :huh:
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: mongers on November 28, 2013, 08:21:41 PM
Quote from: The Great Santini on November 28, 2013, 08:20:01 PM
Do some push-ups ladies.

Who the fuck are you.   :P
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: 11B4V on November 28, 2013, 08:22:25 PM
Quote from: mongers on November 28, 2013, 08:21:41 PM
Quote from: The Great Santini on November 28, 2013, 08:20:01 PM
Do some push-ups ladies.

Who the fuck are you.   :P
no shit.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: mongers on November 28, 2013, 08:25:33 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 28, 2013, 08:21:14 PM
So I have this straight:

Alfred was Dorsey who is DGuller????  :huh:

No, no, no, DGuller is an advantaged AI chatbot Dorsey set up when he left, AR is just a regular guy who thinks he was Dorsey, probably a self-delusion to blank out a darker past.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 28, 2013, 08:25:59 PM
Great Santini is one of Boner's old socks.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: The Great Santini on November 28, 2013, 08:26:57 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 28, 2013, 08:25:59 PM
Great Santini is one of Boner's old socks.

Thanks a fucking lot.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: DGuller on November 28, 2013, 08:27:13 PM
Who's Boner?  :huh:
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Liep on November 28, 2013, 08:28:12 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 28, 2013, 08:27:13 PM
Who's Boner?  :huh:

I don't know what makes me think it's Anger. :unsure:
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: mongers on November 28, 2013, 08:28:29 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 28, 2013, 08:27:13 PM
Who's Boner?  :huh:

All people with nicknames on Languish are figments of Yi's fragmented personality.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 28, 2013, 08:28:54 PM
Quote from: The Great Santini on November 28, 2013, 08:26:57 PM
Thanks a fucking lot.

You want me to keep mum about a con you're running you need to give me a heads up first.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: The Great Santini on November 28, 2013, 08:30:16 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 28, 2013, 08:28:54 PM
Quote from: The Great Santini on November 28, 2013, 08:26:57 PM
Thanks a fucking lot.

You want me to keep mum about a con you're running you need to give me a heads up first.

Too much work. I expect some goddamn common courtesy.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: 11B4V on November 28, 2013, 08:30:35 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 28, 2013, 08:27:13 PM
Who's Boner?  :huh:

Ditto, is he Dorsey or Alrfred?
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: 11B4V on November 28, 2013, 08:33:37 PM
So, Alfred was Dorsey who is DGuller.

Santini is Boner who was/is a sock of Yi. Boner could be a sock of Anger.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: mongers on November 28, 2013, 08:37:03 PM
Who am I ?   :hmm:
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: 11B4V on November 28, 2013, 08:42:48 PM
Quote from: mongers on November 28, 2013, 08:37:03 PM
Who am I ?   :hmm:

Crunchy????
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Caliga on November 28, 2013, 08:51:16 PM
I'm Detective John Kimble.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: 11B4V on November 28, 2013, 08:52:50 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 28, 2013, 08:51:16 PM
I'm Detective John Kimble.

Thought you were grumbler while he's on his meds.  :huh:
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: Tonitrus on November 28, 2013, 11:57:23 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 28, 2013, 08:42:48 PM
Quote from: mongers on November 28, 2013, 08:37:03 PM
Who am I ?   :hmm:

Crunchy????

Nah....he is ussdefiant
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: The Brain on November 29, 2013, 01:40:26 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 28, 2013, 08:25:59 PM
Great Santini is one of Boner's old socks.

I'm one of his socks. But please, call me Ed. Mr. Ed is my father.
Title: Re: FYI to the People About Dorsey
Post by: jimmy olsen on November 29, 2013, 01:43:40 AM
Quote from: The Brain on November 29, 2013, 01:40:26 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 28, 2013, 08:25:59 PM
Great Santini is one of Boner's old socks.

I'm one of his socks. But please, call me Ed. Mr. Ed is my father.
:lmfao: