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Title: USPS may destroy 'unsafe' stamps
Post by: garbon on October 11, 2013, 07:32:45 AM
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http://news.yahoo.com/usps-to-destroy--unsafe--stamps-205228348.html

QuoteRun! Jump! Leap! It all seems pretty innocent, but the U.S. Postal Service is faced with a decision to destroy its series of "Just Move" stamps because of safety concerns, according to Linns Stamp News, and we're not talking about a paper cut on your tongue.

The colorful cartoon stamps, based on Michelle Obama's Let's Move initiative, were intended to encourage an active lifestyle and raise awareness about physical activity. But the images on some of the stamps are not kosher with the President's Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition, according to the stamps designer, Eli Noyes, who told Linns, "Apparently the President's Council [on Fitness, Sports and Nutrition] and the Let's Move people saw them and had issues with them."

The stamps in question: a skateboarder sans kneepads, a swimmer doing a cannonball, and a kid doing a headstand without a helmet, and because of these issues, it's likely you won't ever get to send your mail with these particular adhesives.

A spokesman at the USPS told Yahoo the stamps are sitting at a printer in upstate New York, awaiting a decision on their fate.

What do you think? Is eliminating these stamps unnecessary. Is it the right thing to do? Do you even use stamps anymore?
Title: Re: USPS may destroy 'unsafe' stamps
Post by: Neil on October 11, 2013, 07:37:29 AM
You're supposed to use a helmet to do a headstand now?  Man you guys are fucked up.
Title: Re: USPS may destroy 'unsafe' stamps
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 11, 2013, 07:39:45 AM
QuoteIs eliminating these stamps unnecessary. Is it the right thing to do? Do you even use stamps anymore?

Yes. No. Not really.
Title: Re: USPS may destroy 'unsafe' stamps
Post by: grumbler on October 11, 2013, 07:49:07 AM
Quote from: Neil on October 11, 2013, 07:37:29 AM
You're supposed to use a helmet to do a headstand now?  Man you guys are fucked up.

There have been a lot of silly issues raised lately, but this is amongst the silliest.
Title: Re: USPS may destroy 'unsafe' stamps
Post by: PDH on October 11, 2013, 07:52:29 AM
Give them all lawn dart sets from the early 70s.  All the safety issues will be sorted out.
Title: Re: USPS may destroy 'unsafe' stamps
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 11, 2013, 07:55:31 AM
Once again, it's lawyers to the rescue, but some of those stamps are a little dangerous.

The "bounce/dribble" kid playing basketball is committing some sort of Hack-A-Shaq personal foul.  That's just wrong.   And look at the kid doing the Cannonball...looks like he's Cannonballing right into pavement.  That's just wrong as well.
Title: Re: USPS may destroy 'unsafe' stamps
Post by: Ed Anger on October 11, 2013, 07:57:36 AM
Quote from: PDH on October 11, 2013, 07:52:29 AM
Give them all lawn dart sets from the early 70s.  All the safety issues will be sorted out.

Or a croquet mallet. Raised high to strike some goober's head.
Title: Re: USPS may destroy 'unsafe' stamps
Post by: derspiess on October 11, 2013, 07:59:59 AM
Quote from: Neil on October 11, 2013, 07:37:29 AM
You're supposed to use a helmet to do a headstand now?  Man you guys are fucked up.

Yeah, this is another sign that our time has passed :(
Title: Re: USPS may destroy 'unsafe' stamps
Post by: garbon on October 11, 2013, 08:04:44 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 11, 2013, 07:55:31 AM
And look at the kid doing the Cannonball...looks like he's Cannonballing right into pavement.  That's just wrong as well.

I know pavement in B'moe might look all lumpy like that but it generally isn't like that. :console:
Title: Re: USPS may destroy 'unsafe' stamps
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 11, 2013, 08:11:49 AM
Shove your Manhattan pretentiousness.
Title: Re: USPS may destroy 'unsafe' stamps
Post by: mongers on October 11, 2013, 08:21:10 AM
Pity, as it's a nice set of stamps from UPS.  :(
Title: Re: USPS may destroy 'unsafe' stamps
Post by: garbon on October 11, 2013, 08:32:42 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 11, 2013, 08:11:49 AM
Shove your Manhattan pretentiousness.

That's all I have. :(
Title: Re: USPS may destroy 'unsafe' stamps
Post by: Malthus on October 11, 2013, 08:39:40 AM
Replace the set with a stylized kid-wrapped-in-bubblewrap motif.  :D

And make the kid fatter. This is America, goddamit!
Title: Re: USPS may destroy 'unsafe' stamps
Post by: garbon on October 11, 2013, 08:52:39 AM
Quote from: mongers on October 11, 2013, 08:21:10 AM
Pity, as it's a nice set of stamps from UPS.  :(

Are they? I mean the physical activities bit is alright but the actual stylizing isn't that great.
Title: Re: USPS may destroy 'unsafe' stamps
Post by: viper37 on October 11, 2013, 09:34:29 AM
Quote from: grumbler on October 11, 2013, 07:49:07 AM
Quote from: Neil on October 11, 2013, 07:37:29 AM
You're supposed to use a helmet to do a headstand now?  Man you guys are fucked up.

There have been a lot of silly issues raised lately, but this is amongst the silliest.
don't you think of the children? :P
Title: Re: USPS may destroy 'unsafe' stamps
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 11, 2013, 09:46:32 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 11, 2013, 08:52:39 AM
Quote from: mongers on October 11, 2013, 08:21:10 AM
Pity, as it's a nice set of stamps from UPS.  :(

Are they? I mean the physical activities bit is alright but the actual stylizing isn't that great.

Agreed. Also, I'm not sure if UPS uses stamps at all.
Title: Re: USPS may destroy 'unsafe' stamps
Post by: garbon on October 11, 2013, 10:00:49 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 11, 2013, 09:46:32 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 11, 2013, 08:52:39 AM
Quote from: mongers on October 11, 2013, 08:21:10 AM
Pity, as it's a nice set of stamps from UPS.  :(

Are they? I mean the physical activities bit is alright but the actual stylizing isn't that great.

Agreed. Also, I'm not sure if UPS uses stamps at all.

I decided not to nitpick that. :P