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Title: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: Jacob on October 10, 2013, 12:33:01 PM
Oops!

QuoteAzerbaijan's big presidential election, held on Wednesday, was anticipated to be neither free nor fair. President Ilham Aliyev, who took over from his father 10 years ago, has stepped up intimidation of activists and journalists. Rights groups are complaining about free speech restrictions and one-sided state media coverage. The BBC's headline for its story on the election reads "The Pre-Determined President." So expectations were pretty low.
Even still, one expects a certain ritual in these sorts of authoritarian elections, a fealty to at least the appearance of democracy, if not democracy itself. So it was a bit awkward when Azerbaijan's election authorities released vote results – a full day before voting had even started.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/10/09/oops-azerbaijan-released-election-results-before-voting-had-even-started/
Title: Re: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: DGuller on October 10, 2013, 01:01:09 PM
I think the fact that he's leading with 85% of the vote kind of disproves the fact that results were pre-determined, since those only showed him winning 72%.
Title: Re: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: crazy canuck on October 10, 2013, 01:38:27 PM
At least this is one election the pollsters wont get wrong
Title: Re: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: Kleves on October 10, 2013, 02:47:30 PM
Well, doing it this way does save everyone a lot of hassle. No need to stand in line at the polling place or anything.
Title: Re: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: derspiess on October 10, 2013, 02:49:36 PM
Quote from: Kleves on October 10, 2013, 02:47:30 PM
Well, doing it this way does save everyone a lot of hassle. No need to stand in line at the polling place or anything.

You still need to make sure Aliyev knows you voted for him :)
Title: Re: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: Malthus on October 10, 2013, 02:59:55 PM
Clearly, the Azerbaijanis must have invented a time machine.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 10, 2013, 03:04:28 PM
I blame it on the government shut down.
Title: Re: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: Jacob on October 10, 2013, 03:08:39 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 10, 2013, 03:04:28 PM
I blame it on the government shut down.

Thanks Obama!
Title: Re: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: lustindarkness on October 10, 2013, 03:21:08 PM
Did president Ilham Aliyev even show his birth certificate to pove he was born in Azerbaijan?
Title: Re: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: The Brain on October 10, 2013, 03:28:21 PM
What mean word "pove"?
Title: Re: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: lustindarkness on October 10, 2013, 03:30:33 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 10, 2013, 03:28:21 PM
What mean word "pove"?

Similar to prove, but the "r" is furloughed by the gov shutdown.
Title: Re: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: Savonarola on October 10, 2013, 03:39:35 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 10, 2013, 03:30:33 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 10, 2013, 03:28:21 PM
What mean word "pove"?

Similar to prove, but the "r" is furloughed by the gov shutdown.

Some blame Ba'ack, some blame Boehne'; but in the end Ame'ica loses.   :(

Title: Re: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: lustindarkness on October 10, 2013, 03:41:28 PM
:(
Title: Re: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: Savonarola on October 10, 2013, 04:01:10 PM
It's tough times.  My wife and I cannot play a weekly Sc(blank)abble game now.

PBS has had to shake down S and T twice as often so they have someone to sponso' Sesames St'eet
Title: Re: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: Jacob on October 10, 2013, 04:21:43 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on October 10, 2013, 04:01:10 PM
It's tough times.  My wife and I cannot play a weekly Sc(blank)abble game now.

PBS has had to shake down S and T twice as often so they have someone to sponso' Sesames St'eet

You should see how bad it's getting at the 'ock-'n-'oll hall of fame.
Title: Re: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: garbon on October 11, 2013, 07:21:20 AM
Quote from: Jacob on October 10, 2013, 04:21:43 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on October 10, 2013, 04:01:10 PM
It's tough times.  My wife and I cannot play a weekly Sc(blank)abble game now.

PBS has had to shake down S and T twice as often so they have someone to sponso' Sesames St'eet

You should see how bad it's getting at the 'ock-'n-'oll hall of fame.

It was aleady petty deadful.
Title: Re: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 11, 2013, 07:28:53 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 11, 2013, 07:21:20 AM
It was aleady petty deadful.

The Dead, yes, but no Petty.
Title: Re: Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Post by: Savonarola on October 11, 2013, 03:20:20 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 11, 2013, 07:28:53 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 11, 2013, 07:21:20 AM
It was aleady petty deadful.

The Dead, yes, but no Petty.

As inductees, the Sex Pistols would say: "It's Petty vacant."