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Title: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: mongers on August 13, 2013, 06:56:59 AM
Will this thing suck, blow or is it just a pipe-dream ?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F69252000%2Fjpg%2F_69252265_04741e73-a742-44e1-9789-45431f78fff1.jpg&hash=2ce7aad540d18fcc7ff510eb497310364d4f15b2)

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Elon Musk's 'Hyperloop' idea for San Francisco-LA link

US-based entrepreneur Elon Musk has unveiled his proposed supersonic "Hyperloop" transport concept to link Los Angeles and San Francisco.

The SpaceX, Tesla and Paypal founder envisions using magnets and fans to shoot capsules floating on a cushion of air through a long tube.

If it is ever built, a Hyperloop trip between the two California cities would last about 30 minutes, he said.

But Mr Musk says he is currently too busy to develop the project himself.

In a paper outlining the Hyperloop proposal, Mr Musk suggested the solar-powered system would be a faster, safer, less costly, and more efficient mode of transport between Los Angeles and San Francisco than the high-speed train currently under development.

"Short of figuring out real teleportation, which would of course be awesome... the only option for super fast travel is to build a tube over or under the ground that contains a special environment," Mr Musk wrote.
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rest of item here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23677205 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23677205)
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 13, 2013, 07:47:18 AM
Great, the future of transportation is based on bank drive-thrus and Bloomingdale's Finance Department, circa 1956.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: garbon on August 13, 2013, 07:48:33 AM
And we already had a thread about this recently when Musk shared the news that he would be announcing news.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 13, 2013, 07:51:53 AM
Damn you, Mongers.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: garbon on August 13, 2013, 07:55:28 AM
I had forgotten your shitty poetry, Seedy.

http://languish.org/forums/index.php/topic,10188
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: Ed Anger on August 13, 2013, 07:57:49 AM
Groovy haikus. I can dig it.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: mongers on August 13, 2013, 08:02:10 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 13, 2013, 07:51:53 AM
Damn you, Mongers.

:blush:
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 08:18:43 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 13, 2013, 07:51:53 AM
Damn you, Mongers.

Forgive him.  He's had a fixation on blowjobs since he went out last week, got two blow jobs, and then went back to give one of them to his mate at the pub.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: Maximus on August 13, 2013, 08:24:09 AM
:hmm: has mongers hijacked grumbler's account?
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 08:26:12 AM
Quote from: Maximus on August 13, 2013, 08:24:09 AM
:hmm: has mongers hijacked grumbler's account?

Has mongers hijacked Maximus's account? :hmm:
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: Ed Anger on August 13, 2013, 08:30:52 AM
When Grumbler thinks of hijacking, he remembers the day boarding the Roman wine transport off Crete.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 13, 2013, 08:45:18 AM
Quote from: garbon on August 13, 2013, 07:55:28 AM
I had forgotten your shitty poetry, Seedy.

That makes two of us.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: Jacob on August 13, 2013, 09:50:48 AM
Quote from: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 08:18:43 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 13, 2013, 07:51:53 AM
Damn you, Mongers.

Forgive him.  He's had a fixation on blowjobs since he went out last week, got two blow jobs, and then went back to give one of them to his mate at the pub.

Come on, that was a low blow. Why are you dicking around like that?
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 10:09:06 AM
Quote from: Jacob on August 13, 2013, 09:50:48 AM
Come on, that was a low blow. Why are you dicking around like that?

It is a joke.   :huh:

It is the exact same joke as I would use on anyone who uses the phrase "longest blowjob in history" in a thread title.  Sorry if it got your knickers in a twist, but this is Languish and that stuff happens all the time.

As a matter of curiosity, though, what exactly about my comment made it so "low" when you commented not at all on this:
QuoteFucking die, die, die
you fucking rickshaw riding
fucking ass fuckstick
?
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: crazy canuck on August 13, 2013, 10:13:12 AM
Quote from: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 10:09:06 AM
Quote from: Jacob on August 13, 2013, 09:50:48 AM
Come on, that was a low blow. Why are you dicking around like that?

It is a joke.   :huh:

:lol:

Jokes on you
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: crazy canuck on August 13, 2013, 10:14:35 AM
Quote from: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 10:09:06 AM
Quote from: Jacob on August 13, 2013, 09:50:48 AM
Come on, that was a low blow. Why are you dicking around like that?

It is a joke.   :huh:

It is the exact same joke as I would use on anyone who uses the phrase "longest blowjob in history" in a thread title.  Sorry if it got your knickers in a twist, but this is Languish and that stuff happens all the time.

As a matter of curiosity, though, what exactly about my comment made it so "low" when you commented not at all on this:
QuoteFucking die, die, die
you fucking rickshaw riding
fucking ass fuckstick
?

Actually quoting in the whole thing just incase you realize what an ass you were/are and try to change it. ;)
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 10:28:35 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on August 13, 2013, 10:14:35 AM
Actually quoting in the whole thing just incase you realize what an ass you were/are and try to change it. ;)

Thanks for the ad hom, but why would I want to change anything in my post?  :cool:
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: merithyn on August 13, 2013, 10:30:23 AM
Quote from: Jacob on August 13, 2013, 09:50:48 AM
Quote from: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 08:18:43 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 13, 2013, 07:51:53 AM
Damn you, Mongers.

Forgive him.  He's had a fixation on blowjobs since he went out last week, got two blow jobs, and then went back to give one of them to his mate at the pub.

Come on, that was a low blow. Why are you dicking around like that?

You know grumbler. He has to be the cock-of-the-walk.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 10:34:52 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 13, 2013, 10:30:23 AM
You know grumbler. He has to be the cock-of-the-walk.

Thanks for the ad hom.  Haven't seen one of those since CC posted one a half-hour before you.  You also get a dogpile point. Well-done.  :yes:
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: frunk on August 13, 2013, 10:36:02 AM
Quote from: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 10:34:52 AM

Thanks for the ad hom.  Haven't seen one of those since CC posted one a half-hour before you.  You also get a dogpile point. Well-done.  :yes:

I sense your ire has been pricked.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: Maximus on August 13, 2013, 10:38:27 AM
:D
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: crazy canuck on August 13, 2013, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 10:28:35 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on August 13, 2013, 10:14:35 AM
Actually quoting in the whole thing just incase you realize what an ass you were/are and try to change it. ;)

Thanks for the ad hom, but why would I want to change anything in my post?  :cool:

Its not an ad hom, I am actually attacking your stupidity.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 13, 2013, 11:04:33 AM
Quote from: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 10:09:06 AM
As a matter of curiosity, though, what exactly about my comment made it so "low" when you commented not at all on this:
QuoteFucking die, die, die
you fucking rickshaw riding
fucking ass fuckstick
?

Anti-Timmayism requires no such response.  Even Xiacob is anti-Timmay, even though he pretends not to be.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: Jacob on August 13, 2013, 11:08:57 AM
Quote from: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 10:09:06 AMIt is a joke.   :huh:

It is the exact same joke as I would use on anyone who uses the phrase "longest blowjob in history" in a thread title.  Sorry if it got your knickers in a twist, but this is Languish and that stuff happens all the time.

My knickers are entirely untwisted. I was merely indulging in a few male genitalia related puns. It was, in the words of a languish luminary, "a joke".

I suppose it sucked, so I should consider sacking my writer :(

QuoteAs a matter of curiosity, though, what exactly about my comment made it so "low" when you commented not at all on this:

QuoteFucking die, die, die
you fucking rickshaw riding
fucking ass fuckstick
?

Seedy's poetry (that's a Seedy post, right?) and its context did not invite including the word "blow" in the response, thus there was no need to use "low" to set it up.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: Jacob on August 13, 2013, 11:11:19 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 13, 2013, 10:30:23 AMYou know grumbler. He has to be the cock-of-the-walk.

A quick glance at his posts confirms your theory.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 11:11:21 AM
Quote from: frunk on August 13, 2013, 10:36:02 AM
I sense your ire has been pricked. 

Indeed.  I am furious.  Note all the obscenities I have been flinging around!  :D
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: Jacob on August 13, 2013, 11:13:04 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 13, 2013, 11:04:33 AMAnti-Timmayism requires no such response.  Even Xiacob is anti-Timmay, even though he pretends not to be.

You wound me sir; I was anti-Timmay before it was cool, before even PDH joined the cause. I just don't indulge much these days since almost everyone's on the anti-Timmay wagon.

I'm the hipster of anti-Timmayism.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 11:15:04 AM
Quote from: Jacob on August 13, 2013, 11:08:57 AM

My knickers are entirely untwisted. I was merely indulging in a few male genitalia related puns. It was, in the words of a languish luminary, "a joke".

As CC noted, the joke is on me.  Your wit was so dry it escaped my notice that you were being witty.  That's the best kind of dry wit.

QuoteI suppose it sucked, so I should consider sacking my writer :(

Keep your writer; I'll sack my reader.  He's way too slow today (he missed Meri being witty, as well).
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: crazy canuck on August 13, 2013, 11:15:46 AM
Quote from: Jacob on August 13, 2013, 11:08:57 AM
I suppose it sucked, so I should consider sacking my writer :(

:lol:
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: crazy canuck on August 13, 2013, 11:17:12 AM
Quote from: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 11:15:04 AM
Keep your writer; I'll sack my reader.  He's way too slow today (he missed Meri being witty, as well).

Your reader also missed that one too. ;)
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: Jacob on August 13, 2013, 11:38:57 AM
Quote from: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 11:15:04 AM
As CC noted, the joke is on me.  Your wit was so dry it escaped my notice that you were being witty.  That's the best kind of dry wit.

:hug:

Once in a while I manage to pull a fast one, but just as often I end up being the knob.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 13, 2013, 11:44:10 AM
I really wish you would all just leave grumbler alone and stop shitpiling him.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: Ed Anger on August 13, 2013, 11:54:12 AM
The shitpile reminds him of the time he spent at the Agoge in Sparta.

Fun times.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: merithyn on August 13, 2013, 12:01:28 PM
Quote from: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 11:15:04 AM

QuoteI suppose it sucked, so I should consider sacking my writer :(

Keep your writer; I'll sack my reader.  He's way too slow today (he missed Meri being witty, as well).

It's not entirely your fault. A quick glans wouldn't have shown you the joke, and the continued abuse must have hardened you against us. :( We'll have to shake it off and start again.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: crazy canuck on August 13, 2013, 12:30:07 PM
Quote from: merithyn on August 13, 2013, 12:01:28 PM
Quote from: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 11:15:04 AM

QuoteI suppose it sucked, so I should consider sacking my writer :(

Keep your writer; I'll sack my reader.  He's way too slow today (he missed Meri being witty, as well).

It's not entirely your fault. A quick glans wouldn't have shown you the joke, and the continued abuse must have hardened you against us. :( We'll have to shake it off and start again.

:lol:
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: Malthus on August 13, 2013, 12:30:39 PM
Quote from: merithyn on August 13, 2013, 12:01:28 PM
Quote from: grumbler on August 13, 2013, 11:15:04 AM

QuoteI suppose it sucked, so I should consider sacking my writer :(

Keep your writer; I'll sack my reader.  He's way too slow today (he missed Meri being witty, as well).

It's not entirely your fault. A quick glans wouldn't have shown you the joke, and the continued abuse must have hardened you against us. :( We'll have to shake it off and start again.

:D
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: Jacob on August 13, 2013, 01:03:26 PM
Quote from: merithyn on August 13, 2013, 12:01:28 PMIt's not entirely your fault. A quick glans wouldn't have shown you the joke, and the continued abuse must have hardened you against us. :( We'll have to shake it off and start again.

:lol:

(but minus points for reusing glance)
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: merithyn on August 13, 2013, 01:39:39 PM
Quote from: Jacob on August 13, 2013, 01:03:26 PM
Quote from: merithyn on August 13, 2013, 12:01:28 PMIt's not entirely your fault. A quick glans wouldn't have shown you the joke, and the continued abuse must have hardened you against us. :( We'll have to shake it off and start again.

:lol:

(but minus points for reusing glance)

I had to. It was the only way to set up the other two. :blush:
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: mongers on August 13, 2013, 01:57:37 PM
Quote from: Maximus on August 13, 2013, 08:24:09 AM
:hmm: has mongers hijacked grumbler's account?

It took a while, but I finally guessed his password:  "stalkssomepostersfromthreadtothreadandsnipeatthem"
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 13, 2013, 02:27:07 PM
Disagree that grumbler is a stalker.  He's indifferent to the identity of his targets.
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: Sheilbh on August 13, 2013, 06:24:18 PM
:w00t: I want a Trans-Europe Express and a UK wide Circle Line :mmm:
Title: Re: San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 13, 2013, 06:58:00 PM
Sometimes I forget Shiv is gay.