How do you introduce your parents to your peers?

[Syt]

Mater.

Why?  Whatsa mater witha you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

[Admiral Yi]

He doesn't need his parents to approve of his friends anymore.

You introduce people you know who are in proximity because it's the right thing to do.

I invented an awesome new game tonight.  (I was at a wedding after hours.) I call it The Cocktail Party game.  Whoever introduces themselves to the most people they have not previously met wins.

[Lettow77]

I invented an awesome new game tonight.  (I was at a wedding after hours.) I call it The Cocktail Party game.  Whoever introduces themselves to the most people they have not previously met wins.

[Martinus]

I don't introduce my peers to my parents. If I did, I would probably do something similar to garbon and PDH.

[merithyn]

"This is my mom, <her first name here>"

[dps]

Since my mom has a different last name than I do, I say, "This is my mom, Mrs. Ward".  Otherwise, people end up incorrectly calling her "Mrs. Stokes".   I don't introduce people to my father, because I never met him, or to my stepfather, because he's dead.

[crazy canuck]

"This is my Dad"

[The Brain]

The, please! Mr. Brain is my father.