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A new neighor

Started by CountDeMoney, May 24, 2009, 08:40:50 AM

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What do I do?

Introduce yourself
13 (33.3%)
Ignore her
5 (12.8%)
Try to hit that
18 (46.2%)
Call Immigration
3 (7.7%)

Total Members Voted: 37

CountDeMoney

Looks like I've got a new neighbor moving in;  single woman, got that whole Blaxican Rosario Dawson thing about her, if you're into that.

Naturally, another minority drops the property value, but I can't help that.  Whatever should I do?

Ed Anger

Introduce yourself, but take it slow. Get her name, and have it run through the police system(whatever it is called) by a buddy for priors.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Norgy

Normal, mentally healthy people would introduce themselves and maybe make the new neighbour feel welcome. It goes without saying I won't do that. I'd say ignore, and should you bump into her accidentally, have some flyers from Jehova's Witnesses ready.

Syt

Quote from: Norgy on May 24, 2009, 08:55:24 AM
Normal, mentally healthy people would introduce themselves and maybe make the new neighbour feel welcome. It goes without saying I won't do that. I'd say ignore, and should you bump into her accidentally, have some flyers from Jehova's Witnesses PETA ready.

FYP
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Syt

What's a neighor, btw?
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Norgy

Quote from: Syt on May 24, 2009, 09:00:34 AM
What's a neighor, btw?

Pashtu for "Carpet with rice and morphine, please".

Josquius

Hiss at her whenever you see her.
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The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: The Brain on May 24, 2009, 11:50:02 AM
Love thy neighor.

I'm sure you'll have lovely little centaur children.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

grumbler

Quote from: The Brain on May 24, 2009, 02:21:40 PM
:( Where's the pity?
You want pity?  Here it is, then: it is a pity Ed Anger is too busy to fly to Sweden and cockpunch you.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

The Brain

Enough with your pity comments. :mad:
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Razgovory

Quote from: grumbler on May 24, 2009, 03:41:21 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 24, 2009, 02:21:40 PM
:( Where's the pity?
You want pity?  Here it is, then: it is a pity Ed Anger is too busy to fly to Sweden and cockpunch you.
:XD:
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

PDH

Quote from: grumbler on May 24, 2009, 03:41:21 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 24, 2009, 02:21:40 PM
:( Where's the pity?
You want pity?  Here it is, then: it is a pity Ed Anger is too busy to fly to Sweden and cockpunch you.
See, this is the Grumbler we like to call "Slightly testy Grumbler."
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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Neil

Keep your distance.  You don't want any of the drama when her husband/boyfriend gets out of jail.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.