2016 elections - because it's never too early

[lustindarkness]

I like pie too. And cake. And flan. And ... I should stop now.


In other news, this GOP debate is a fucking circus.

[Eddie Teach]

I like pie too. And cake. And flan. And ... I should stop now.

You didn't make it to the ice cream.

[lustindarkness]

I like pie too. And cake. And flan. And ... I should stop now.

You didn't make it to the ice cream.

I'm trying to behave man, I'm trying. :fat:

[Jaron]

[lustindarkness]

Tonight's GOP debate winner? Kasich.

[jimmy olsen]

[Valmy]

Hillary huh? Was she mentioned in the debate?

[jimmy olsen]

Hillary huh? Was she mentioned in the debate?

I think it might be due to reasonable folks being repelled by the freakshow?

[Zanza]

So Donald Trump actually talked about his dick in the debate...

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4785505749001/donald-trump-look-at-those-hands-theres-no-problem/?intcmp=hpvid1&playlist_id=2114913880001#sp=show-clips

[DGuller]

So Donald Trump actually talked about his dick in the debate...

[Martinus]

11% of Muslims plan to vote for Trump? 

That's troubling. But at least Clinton and Sanders are even more suspect.

[Eddie Teach]

11% of Muslims plan to vote for Trump? 

That's troubling. But at least Clinton and Sanders are even more suspect.

Good point. Carson got a perfect score- no Muslims wanted to vote for him. Perhaps he should be President.

[Razgovory]

Very few people want to vote for Carson at all.

[Jaron]

America doesn't need another black president right now.

[jimmy olsen]

Mitt struggled against Santorum and Gingrich. If he tries this then Trump will destroy him.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/03/romney-says-hes-not-a-candidate-hes-lying.html

March 3, 2016 1:25 p.m.
Romney Says He's Not a Candidate — Don't Believe Him
By Gabriel Sherman

When Mitt Romney took the stage at the University of Utah Thursday morning, it was to throw himself on the tracks in front of the Donald Trump train speeding toward the Republican nomination. Over the course of a blistering 15-minute speech, Romney emptied the Establishment's oppo-research file on Trump. He called the real-estate mogul a "phony" and a "fraud." He catalogued his business failures. "What happened to Trump Airline, Trump Vodka, Trump Magazine, Trump Steaks, and Trump Mortgage?" Romney said. He cast Trump as a dangerous strongman who is "reckless in the extreme."

At the opening of his speech, Romney made one thing clear. "I'm not here to announce my candidacy for office," he said. But, in a sense, it was just that declaration, however unorthodox.

The scenario that's been floated in recent days by GOP insiders I've spoken to is that Romney could enter the Republican primary race late in California and New York to deny Trump the delegates necessary to clinch the nomination. Then, at a brokered convention, Romney would emerge as the party's choice on a second ballot. There's no real hope that Romney would be able to beat Clinton — it would essentially be a suicide mission — but losing in 2016, while being able to cast the Trump phenomenon as a fringe aberration, would be better for the party in the long run.

Romney's speech contained many hints that he could put this plan into action. He included the requisite praise of Establishment candidates. "The only serious policy proposals that deal with the broad range of national challenges we confront today come from Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and John Kasich. One of these men should be our nominee," he said. But as each day goes by, with none of these candidates demonstrating an ability to stop Trump, the GOP seems to be grasping for an alternative. And the logical one is Romney himself.

Romney spoke of putting country first. "We've been blessed with great people, people who placed the interests of the country above their own," he said, further describing a Trump presidency as a dystopian hellscape, like the alternate 1985 ruled by Biff Tannen in Back to the Future II. He cast this outcome as the end of the world as we know it. "There never was a democracy that hasn't committed suicide," he said, quoting John Adams. To prevent this, Trump must be halted.

Romney may not have explicitly volunteered for the job, but he has now made clear his willingness to be drafted.