2016 elections - because it's never too early

[Martinus]

Samantha Bee just asking the question on whether Trump is illiterate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFkN7QGp2c

This broad has some very strangely shaped legs.

She is married to a comedian.

[Martinus]

Here is the current electoral map if Trump wins all states that he is leading or within just 2% (according to RCP average of polls):

I'd give him Pennsylvania too. Mark my words. 

[Eddie Teach]

Yeah are we going to trust polls over CDM?

[jimmy olsen]

Looking good in Nevada
https://mobile.twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/794154915081940993?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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Something like 60%+ of NV has already voted. Numbers are consistent with a Clinton win, unless there's something funky is up.

[The Minsky Moment]

Yeah, it's a shame Obama could not keep a lid on all those juicy news about Clinton. 

I'd try to explain elementary concepts re rule of law, but that would be taking the bait. Your mask is slipping.

Apparently, FBI now "99% sure" as many as five foreign intelligence agencies hacked into Clinton's server. But no, there has never been any problem.

No, apparently two anonymous sources are 99% sure.  The only thing we know about these sources is that they broke the law, not the best endorsement of reliability for people ostensibly working in law enforcement.

The one solid piece of evidence of foreign Intel ops is the Russian effort to influence this election. But On that issue and that issue alone the FBI keeps scrupulously to its no commentary policy.

[Legbiter]

Yeah are we going to trust polls over CDM?

Nope.

If a Force-sensitive like him says PA is secure in the God-Emperor's light then that's probably true. 

[The Minsky Moment]

I'd give him Pennsylvania too. Mark my words. 

I'd let the voters decide but I know that's not the Trump "let's just declare me the winner" way

[derspiess]

Yeah are we going to trust polls over CDM?

Nope.

If a Force-sensitive like him says PA is secure in the God-Emperor's light then that's probably true. 

I can remember him in 2011 predicting Michele Bachmann as the next president, so...

[FunkMonk]

Yeah are we going to trust polls over CDM?

Nope.

If a Force-sensitive like him says PA is secure in the God-Emperor's light then that's probably true. 

One year from now:

James Comey lights a cigarette, his hand trembling with guilt. Through the window he sees another mushroom cloud rise slowly in the distance. His frown deepens.

"Goodbye, DC. Forgive me."

Outside the chants grow louder. TRUMP. TRUMP. TRUMP. They've finally found him.

He pulls his pistol up to his head and points it at his temple. The mob, the Trumpkins, no longer remember what he did for them. Now they're just baying for any kind of blood to sate their lust.

Before he pulls the trigger, he shouts one last thing. His dying words.

"... WEINER. "

[Eddie Teach]

I can remember him in 2011 predicting Michele Bachmann as the next president, so...

Never trust a woman who spells her own name wrong.

[Legbiter]

"... WEINER. "

And you know he's gonna rat out everyone. 

[derspiess]

[Ed Anger]

If we are going to indulge in fantasies, I imagine DG clutching his turnips as the Trumpstapo drags him off.

BUT....... RUSSIA he cries as they shoot him in the parking lot.

[derspiess]

Do Tim next.

[Ed Anger]

Do Tim next.

Yuk. I'm siure a Lady boy is doing him right now.