2016 elections - because it's never too early

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viper37

#12105
July 24, 2016, 01:23:06 PM
Trump wants more control at the borders.  For Germans and French citizens, their countries being infested by terrorists.

I wonder how long until they require a passport from Canadians?  Oh wait, already done...
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mongers

#12106
July 24, 2016, 01:53:01 PM
Guys just 107 days to go, so there is light* at the end of the tunnel.

Then you've a further 73 days to make plans/evacuate disaster area.  :cool:



* That light could be that of locomotive Trump as it speeds down the tunnel to an inevitable train wreck.


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derspiess

#12107
July 24, 2016, 04:14:17 PM
LOL DNC.

Only bad thing is the Dems will get an automatic upgrade for their chair. A good thing for us is that Languishites will no longer be forced to pretend Debbie Marblemouth Schultz is competent.
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Valmy

#12108
July 24, 2016, 05:06:33 PM
I didn't even know who that was before this scandal. Good riddance...whoever you are.
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CountDeMoney

#12109
July 24, 2016, 05:12:30 PM
Debbie. :(  Going to miss those kinky locks of curls. :cry:

Legbiter

#12110
July 24, 2016, 05:16:27 PM
The Bernie voters are a raging dumpster fire over those DNC leaks if their subreddit is any indication. Well, I mean even more than usual.
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CountDeMoney

#12111
July 24, 2016, 05:19:24 PM
Oh yeah, it was absolutely perfect timing.   :ph34r:

derspiess

#12112
July 24, 2016, 05:27:27 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 24, 2016, 05:06:33 PM
I didn't even know who that was before this scandal. Good riddance...whoever you are.

Ed was all into that for a while. I guess he had a phase where he liked poodle hair.
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alfred russel

#12113
July 24, 2016, 06:06:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 24, 2016, 05:19:24 PM
Oh yeah, it was absolutely perfect timing.   :ph34r:

Every group wanting the world to burn or just the US burn is going to do what it can to undermine Clinton in the next three+ months.
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Jaron

#12114
July 24, 2016, 06:14:08 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 24, 2016, 06:06:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 24, 2016, 05:19:24 PM
Oh yeah, it was absolutely perfect timing.   :ph34r:

Every group wanting the world to burn or just the US burn is going to do what it can to undermine Clinton in the next three+ months.

Agreed. Putin is salivating at the prospect of a Trump presidency.
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jimmy olsen

#12115
July 24, 2016, 06:42:40 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 24, 2016, 04:14:17 PM
LOL DNC.

Only bad thing is the Dems will get an automatic upgrade for their chair. A good thing for us is that Languishites will no longer be forced to pretend Debbie Marblemouth Schultz is competent.

I never pretended she was competent.

Her mismanagment has been devastating to the Dems prospects in congress.
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Legbiter

#12116
July 24, 2016, 07:08:30 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 24, 2016, 06:42:40 PMI never pretended she was competent.

Her mismanagment has been devastating to the Dems prospects in congress.

She can't have been that bad. Clinton just welcomed her as an honorary chair of her campaign.   ^_^
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derspiess

#12117
July 24, 2016, 07:39:06 PM Last Edit: July 25, 2016, 08:22:55 AM by derspiess
I hear Trump offered her the same title.
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Ed Anger

#12118
July 24, 2016, 08:12:02 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 24, 2016, 05:12:30 PM
Debbie. :(  Going to miss those kinky locks of curls. :cry:

Me too.  :cry:
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Ed Anger

#12119
July 24, 2016, 08:13:43 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 24, 2016, 05:27:27 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 24, 2016, 05:06:33 PM
I didn't even know who that was before this scandal. Good riddance...whoever you are.

Ed was all into that for a while. I guess he had a phase where he liked poodle hair.

Some days she looked...hittable. Some days not so much. But I never nailed a (((Jew))), so :blurgh:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive
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