So what's up with gold?

[CountDeMoney]

Fuck kobolds.  What'd they have, like 18 hit points? 

Some githyanki, now we're talking.

[fhdz]

Maybe there's a LOT of kobolds.

[Tonitrus]

Fuck kobolds.  What'd they have, like 18 hit points? 

Some githyanki, now we're talking.

Ugh.  The Fiend Folio? 

I know I spent much more time looking at goddess-boobies in Deities & Demigods.

[Ed Anger]

Maybe there's a LOT of kobolds.

And when I put on my robe and wizard hat, they become unstoppable.

[Neil]

Fuck kobolds.  What'd they have, like 18 hit points? 

Some githyanki, now we're talking.

I think it's more like 1-4.  We're talking about the wizard slaughtering them with his dagger.

[CountDeMoney]

I know I spent much more time looking at goddess-boobies in Deities & Demigods.

Well, yeah.

But kids these days, they don't appreciate the sheer amount of readily available pornography today.

Try hitting puberty in the early 80s, and all you've got is the SI Swimsuit issue, scrambled cable channels, and Deities & Demigods.

[Admiral Yi]

Try hitting puberty in the early 80s, and all you've got is the SI Swimsuit issue, scrambled cable channels, and Deities & Demigods.

And Heavy Metal.  And National Geographic.

[CountDeMoney]

Nat Geo did nothing for me;  I wasn't into ethnic babes back then.

And I wasn't allowed to buy Heavy Metal.   

[fhdz]

Heavy Metal

[Ed Anger]

I remember the day I found my dad's porn stash. Angels sang.

[CountDeMoney]

I remember the day I found my dad's porn stash. Angels sang.

Fucker.  My Dad never had a porn stash.
I had to make do with a copy of Playboy from 1982 we found in a ditch.  Smelled like kerosene.

[Admiral Yi]

And I wasn't allowed to buy Heavy Metal.   

How about Vamperilla?  Sometimes I could squeeze one out to Vamperilla if I focused like a madman.

[Ed Anger]

I remember the day I found my dad's porn stash. Angels sang.

Fucker.  My Dad never had a porn stash.
I had to make do with a copy of Playboy from 1982 we found in a ditch.  Smelled like kerosene.

Playboy, Oui, Penthouse and hustler.

[CountDeMoney]

And I wasn't allowed to buy Heavy Metal.   

How about Vamperilla?  Sometimes I could squeeze one out to Vamperilla if I focused like a madman.

  I had reruns of Wonder Woman in my head to work with.

I'm the cautionary tale to overly protective parents, man. 
I'm what happens when you send your kid out of the room during the Kenickie-Rizzo make out scene in Grease because it's "dirty".

Let that be a lesson to you parents out there.

[Jacob]

Heavy Metal

In Denmark I got the Milo Manara comics out of the local library when I was ten.

Good stuff