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Started by Malthus, April 12, 2013, 09:52:05 AM

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Admiral Yi

#135
February 17, 2016, 03:49:10 PM
It's a joke based on a purposeful misunderstanding that scientists are carrying stuff around in their assholes.

lustindarkness

#136
February 17, 2016, 03:51:09 PM
Swoosh.
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Liep

#137
February 17, 2016, 03:53:46 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on February 17, 2016, 03:51:09 PM
Swoosh.

The joke was a stretch, but not that big of a stretch.
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Malthus

#138
February 17, 2016, 03:54:11 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 17, 2016, 03:49:10 PM
It's a joke based on a purposeful misunderstanding that scientists are carrying stuff around in their assholes.

Those Tree Lobsters sure have specialized requirements for transportation!  :hmm:
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lustindarkness

#139
February 17, 2016, 04:05:18 PM
Quote from: Liep on February 17, 2016, 03:53:46 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on February 17, 2016, 03:51:09 PM
Swoosh.

The joke was a stretch, but not that big of a stretch.

Depends on the equipment they carry in the ass that is.
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jimmy olsen

#140
July 18, 2016, 11:37:48 PM Last Edit: July 19, 2016, 12:38:04 AM by jimmy olsen
Huge Yelllow Jacket nest in an arm chair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9I2hSQRTMQ
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Jet: I see.
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Razgovory

#141
July 19, 2016, 12:09:21 AM
I was expecting a bee the size of a dog. :mad:
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jimmy olsen

#142
July 19, 2016, 12:37:54 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 19, 2016, 12:09:21 AM
I was expecting a bee the size of a dog. :mad:


:lol:

Forgot to say nest there.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

Malthus

#143
July 19, 2016, 08:08:05 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 18, 2016, 11:37:48 PM
Huge Yelllow Jacket nest in an arm chair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9I2hSQRTMQ

That chair does not look very inviting somehow.  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Malthus

#144
July 19, 2016, 08:12:12 AM
I would rate bald-faced hornets as significantly worse than yellowjackets in the aggression department though. They are much larger with a more potent sting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_znYyh7t63E

As you may have read in the OT thread, I had to remove a nest of these suckers this weekend - I managed it without getting stung.  :)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Malthus

#145
July 19, 2016, 01:14:24 PM
Now, THAT's a yellowjacket hive ... !

Check this out: hive with literally millions of wasps. And they are pissed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9ynSPtTa9c
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Malthus

#146
July 20, 2016, 04:50:59 PM
Everyone knows that the coolest way of destroying a wasp nest is with a flamethrower - but only the Chinese military has actually done it.  :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_Bo2ro60ro
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Ed Anger

#147
July 20, 2016, 06:01:41 PM
I just gas the fuckers.
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jimmy olsen

#148
July 20, 2016, 07:24:17 PM
Quote from: Malthus on July 19, 2016, 01:14:24 PM
Now, THAT's a yellowjacket hive ... !

Check this out: hive with literally millions of wasps. And they are pissed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9ynSPtTa9c

I posted about that way back on the first page. :contract:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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lustindarkness

#149
July 20, 2016, 07:53:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 20, 2016, 06:01:41 PM
I just gas the fuckers.

Can I keep their flame thrower after we do?
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