Finally, a recipe tailor made for Ide.

[Syt]

Happy diabeetus.

[jimmy olsen]

Leave out the snickers, eggs and extra shit and I'd eat it.

[Legbiter]

A good, vegetarian option.

[Ed Anger]

Leave out the snickers, eggs and extra shit and I'd eat it.

I assume you eat shit now, being in Korea.

NOW WITH 10% MORE MECHANICALLY SEPERATED DOG

[Ideologue]

One time I had a 4000 calorie multi-chocolate cake and another 1000 calories in tiramasu.  FOR LUNCH.  My beta cells emerged victorious.

[Neil]

One time I had a 4000 calorie multi-chocolate cake and another 1000 calories in tiramasu.  FOR LUNCH.  My beta cells emerged victorious.

Type 2 diabetes.  Mmm mmm good.

[Razgovory]

I wonder if Ide does what my brother does and just purges after eating.

[Ideologue]

I wonder if Ide does what my brother does and just purges after eating.

Nope.  I abuse my teeth enough as it stands.

[Ideologue]

One time I had a 4000 calorie multi-chocolate cake and another 1000 calories in tiramasu.  FOR LUNCH.  My beta cells emerged victorious.

Type 2 diabetes.  Mmm mmm good.

It is true that the days of high adventure seem now to be behind me.

Today, other than the six or so pop-tarts, I reluctantly ate two PB+J sandwiches and choked down a couple of vegan patties for protein.  To be fair to Boca, their regular vegetarian burgers are boss, but the actual vegan ones are fucking nasty.  As for PB+J, I used to really enjoy them, but eating like twenty a week when I was unemployed really kind of put me off them forever.   But I've got to save for a former crackhouse my new home getting my car fixed.

[Capetan Mihali]

Last couple weeks, I got to admit I've been pulling a few pages out of Ide's cookbook -- guzzling diet cola, gobbling candy bars, and filling up the ashtrays with butts.   Just after getting my teeth cleaned, too.   I have my reasons to think it's temporary though (minus the diet soda in moderation).

[Ideologue]

I really wish I could quit tobacco use.  When/if I wind up unemployed again, I think that's the plan for weeks 1 through 2, along with 14 hour naps.

I dunno how physically active you are, but once you start working-working, there's a real danger that it'll decline to "hardly," so just a head's up to watch out for the 1000 calories a day less you might be burning.  It really fucked me up, especially once I finally started dating again after Korea and wound up with enforced 2000-calorie meals at least once a week in addition to blithely munching on Pizza Hut in my Stasis Cube.

[Ed Anger]

One time I had a 4000 calorie multi-chocolate cake and another 1000 calories in tiramasu.  FOR LUNCH.  My beta cells emerged victorious.

Type 2 diabetes.  Mmm mmm good.

It is true that the days of high adventure seem now to be behind me.

Today, other than the six or so pop-tarts, I reluctantly ate two PB+J sandwiches and choked down a couple of vegan patties for protein.  To be fair to Boca, their regular vegetarian burgers are boss, but the actual vegan ones are fucking nasty.  As for PB+J, I used to really enjoy them, but eating like twenty a week when I was unemployed really kind of put me off them forever.   But I've got to save for a former crackhouse my new home getting my car fixed.

I can still wolf down PB&J sandwiches. If you eat crunchy peanut butter, I'm gonna punch you in the nuts.

[CountDeMoney]

Creamy peanut butter is for pussies and dogs that have to take pills.

[Ed Anger]

Call me vagina then. I DON'T WANT TO CHEW.

[Darth Wagtaros]

I might make that.