Please explain the fascination with anal

[Admiral Yi]

Wifey & I gave it a go a couple of times when we first started dating, like 17 years ago -- once to (my) Conclusion, the 2nd time aborted prematurely.  Wasn't her thing, she said that it felt like "Pooping In Reverse."

And then a few weeks ago we gave it another go.  Did not go well.  Was kind of dark, I was having trouble Acquiring The Target at first, and when I finally found it I kind of ended up cramming in there all at once.  Quite the Mood Killer for her.  We probably won't be revisiting this topic again...

Some really good advice I read in Penthouse about buggery was for the guy to position himself and then let the girl do the pushing.  Let her be the one with the foot on the gas.  That way you get less

[fhdz]

So you are a misogynist!  I knew it all along.

On the contrary. When the lady tells you "destroy that ass", you say "yes ma'am!!"

No proper lady ever says that!

Thank goodness.

[garbon]

Tangentially related but I couldn't help but post this on languish from this week's Savage Love (and kudos to the Baltimore City Paper which seems to always post the week's column earliest(earlier?).

http://citypaper.com/news/columns/savage-love-1.1466711

I am trying to understand some sexual fantasies I have. They involve having sex with a woman who has a penis. Sometimes I fantasize that my wife grew a penis. The fantasies started when we first tried pegging a few years ago. We recently had our first child and can no longer find the time for such kinky sex. These transsexual fantasies have caused a large strain in our relationship, and I don't understand why I am having them or what I should do about them. I do not want to engage in a relationship with another person, I just want to know if it's normal to have these fantasies.

Normal? No, most men don't fantasize about their wives sprouting penises, CBH, so your fantasy isn't normative. But no one's sexual fantasy is. Fantasies are subjective and personal. Some are more common than others—a desire to be spanked, for instance—but even the most common sexual fantasies appeal only to small subsets of people.

Here's what you should do about your fantasies for now: Shut up and fantasize about them. Your sex life has taken a hit because you're new parents; odds are good that your wife doesn't have the time or energy for sex right now without you also asking her to do something impossible (grow a penis) or something risky (give you the OK to get this fantasy fulfilled elsewhere). And considering what that pegging awoke in you, CBH, your wife may be experiencing a bad case of pegger's remorse right now. She may worry where your fantasies will ultimately lead, e.g., cheating or leaving. That's not something a new mom (or a new dad) wants to contemplate. So, again, shut the fuck up and beat the fuck off for now. In a year or maybe two, after your sex life has kicked back into gear, your wife might be willing to either explore your fantasies through role-play games or give you a pass to get with a woman with a dick.

To understand more about your fetish, google "gynandromorphophilia.

[Malthus]

Well, I learned a new word today.

Not sure how frequently I'll be using it in everyday conversation, though. 

[alfred russel]

Well, I learned a new word today.

Not sure how frequently I'll be using it in everyday conversation, though. 

You shouldn't always let other people pick the topic of conversation: next time the small talk lulls during a break at work, just ask the question: "do any of you guys fantasize about your wife sprouting a penis and pegging you?" Your opportunity to use the word will come up naturally after that point.

[PDH]

You shouldn't always let other people pick the topic of conversation: next time the small talk lulls during a break at work, just ask the question: "do any of you guys fantasize about your wife sprouting a penis and pegging you?" Your opportunity to use the word will come up naturally after that point.

See?  This is why I still hang around Languish.  I learn so much here.

[merithyn]

What's pegging?

[Ed Anger]

What's pegging?

Woman wearing a strap on sticking it to a man.

ABOMINATION.

[katmai]

Ed's normal saturday night!

[Ed Anger]

Ed's normal saturday night!

My asshole is a virgin.

[PDH]

Oh, I thought it was when Nathan Bedford Forrest would let the black slaves give him the old seminary two-step while singing "The Union Forever."

Gosh, I was was way wrong.

[CountDeMoney]

Ed's normal saturday night!

My asshole is a virgin.

I bet that's bullshit.  Probably needs a shit load of screen doors by now.  OH SNAP DIE HARD REF

[Ed Anger]

It does whistle a lot.

[Ideologue]

Ed's normal saturday night!

My asshole is a virgin.

My asshole is a technical virgin.

[Eddie Teach]

/wonders how Ed and Ide eliminate solid waste