Korea Thread: Liberal Moon Jae In Elected

[Ed Anger]

Hard candies and chick tracts to read. Thanks granny!

[derspiess]

Probably all that hard candy that melts into a huge mass of striped stuff and green bits that one has to smash with a hammer.  Grandma candy

That is the good stuff. Especially the green striped ones.

What a fag. 
No wonder your shits are fucked up all the time.

No wonder he's diabetic, FFS.

[Eddie Teach]

So those pics show that Baja California Mexico is toast? Why not target San Diego a little bit north?

Un wouldn't do that to me. 

[Ed Anger]

Borderline diabetic , you assholes.

[derspiess]

Oh SORRY

Sugar is overrated.

[Ed Anger]

Oh SORRY

Sugar is overrated.

So is booze, boozy mac booze.

[CountDeMoney]

Oh SORRY

Sugar is overrated.

So is booze, boozy mac booze.

No shit. 
What the fuck, derfetus.  YOU HAFF KIDS

[jimmy olsen]

Hey, Timmay...what's your personal contingency plan in the event shit gets real?  A gallon of bottled water and pillows in the windows?

I live in the town labeled Chociwon in South Chungnam. This map is from right before they changed the translations. It's called Jochiwon now. As you can see I'm well south of Seoul. I'm about 20-25 minutes by taxi from Chongju which has a small international airport. I'm right on the main rail line, it would be easy to flee South, if flights weren't an option. I suppose stray missiles aimed at Chongju or the new administrative capital Sejong (newly built [not on the map] and also about 20 minutes away [I'm technically within the city limits]) could land in my town. But the odds against it are enormous, especially since they'll have bigger fish to fry.

[CountDeMoney]

As you can see I'm well south of Seoul.

No, you're pretty much fucked.  Enjoy the light show, pudding.

[derspiess]

Oh SORRY

Sugar is overrated.

So is booze, boozy mac booze.

No shit. 
What the fuck, derfetus.  YOU HAFF KIDS

I also got a wife. And a ride home. 

[Ed Anger]

Timmay will be shot at an American checkpoint, when he fails to tell them who won the World Series in 1941.

[mongers]

Oh SORRY

Sugar is overrated.

So is booze, boozy mac booze.

No shit. 
What the fuck, derfetus.  YOU HAFF KIDS

I also got a wife. And a ride home. 

Breweries now do carry-out wives ?

[jimmy olsen]

Seedy, I'm like a 120km south of the city limits.

[derspiess]

As you can see I'm well south of Seoul.

No, you're pretty much fucked.  Enjoy the light show, pudding.

Make your way to Pusan now, and Tim. And start building the perimeter.

[Sheilbh]

Nothing will happen.

I'm not sure. I'm sure this has to do with internal politics after the succession and that it all means something and that stuff is happening. The weird thing is that I don't think anyone knows what