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Started by Martinus, February 12, 2013, 11:51:53 AM

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Martinus

So, since the other thread got derailed by Viking Contra Mundum, let's start some predicitions about the successor of B16.

Sheilbh, CdM, other catholics, any thoughts?

Caliga

I was gonna start a 'Languish papal enclave' thread. :P

Maybe we can list some nominees and then pollify the thread?  It would be neat if we predicted the next Pope correctly. :showoff:
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Caliga

I'll throw a prediction out there:  Norberto Rivera Carrera.  He's "young", he's from Latin America (the Primate of Mexico, Archbishop of Mexico City), and he's a reliable conservative.
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Quote from: Caliga on February 12, 2013, 12:01:51 PM
I'll throw a prediction out there:  Norberto Rivera Carrera.  He's "young", he's from Latin America (the Primate of Mexico, Archbishop of Mexico City), and he's a reliable conservative.

I saw him on TV a few years ago and the Mexican I was with commented that the guy had delusions of being pope and was way too conservative/bigoted.
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Caliga

Quote from: alfred russel on February 12, 2013, 12:25:42 PM
I saw him on TV a few years ago and the Mexican I was with commented that the guy had delusions of being pope and was way too conservative/bigoted.
Sounds like the perfect candidate to me.
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Valmy

I will throw all my considerable influence behind the Archbishop of San Antonio Gustavo García-Siller.  Clearly being assigned this position in the most important province in the Catholic world means he is being prepared for Pope-hood.
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Caliga

Quote from: Valmy on February 12, 2013, 12:30:08 PM
I will throw all my considerable influence behind the Archbishop of San Antonio Gustavo García-Siller.  Clearly being assigned this position in the most important province in the Catholic world means he is being prepared for Pope-hood.
Sorry, he's merely a child of 56. :(

Also, apparently not a Cardinal, but as I understand it you don't *have* to be a Cardinal to be elected Pope.
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Syt

Quote from: Caliga on February 12, 2013, 12:36:43 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 12, 2013, 12:30:08 PM
I will throw all my considerable influence behind the Archbishop of San Antonio Gustavo García-Siller.  Clearly being assigned this position in the most important province in the Catholic world means he is being prepared for Pope-hood.
Sorry, he's merely a child of 56. :(

Also, apparently not a Cardinal, but as I understand it you don't *have* to be a Cardinal to be elected Pope.

I think the only official qualification is "be Catholic".
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Zanza

No, they can baptize you on the spot when they elect you.

Josephus

Quote from: Syt on February 12, 2013, 01:12:15 PM
Quote from: Caliga on February 12, 2013, 12:36:43 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 12, 2013, 12:30:08 PM
I will throw all my considerable influence behind the Archbishop of San Antonio Gustavo García-Siller.  Clearly being assigned this position in the most important province in the Catholic world means he is being prepared for Pope-hood.
Sorry, he's merely a child of 56. :(

Also, apparently not a Cardinal, but as I understand it you don't *have* to be a Cardinal to be elected Pope.

I think the only official qualification is "be Catholic".

I think you have to be a bishop.
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Quote from: Josephus on February 12, 2013, 01:17:43 PM
Quote from: Syt on February 12, 2013, 01:12:15 PM
Quote from: Caliga on February 12, 2013, 12:36:43 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 12, 2013, 12:30:08 PM
I will throw all my considerable influence behind the Archbishop of San Antonio Gustavo García-Siller.  Clearly being assigned this position in the most important province in the Catholic world means he is being prepared for Pope-hood.
Sorry, he's merely a child of 56. :(

Also, apparently not a Cardinal, but as I understand it you don't *have* to be a Cardinal to be elected Pope.

I think the only official qualification is "be Catholic".

I think you have to be a bishop.

I'm pretty sure that in theory, you don't even have to be a priest.  But then, in theory, CdM and I are both eligible to be elected President of the United States.

Grey Fox

You need to be a baptized male. Like Zanza said, they could baptize you on the spot.

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Viking

Quote from: Martinus on February 12, 2013, 11:51:53 AM
So, since the other thread got derailed by Viking Contra Mundum, let's start some predicitions about the successor of B16.

Sheilbh, CdM, other catholics, any thoughts?

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If were sticking with Cardinals, I would go with Yadier Molina.  He can really pick it and has some decent pop too.
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