Pastor gets waitress fired because she wanted bigger tip than God

[Josquius]

Stupid firing, bad PR and all that, though not surprising that taking photos at work is banned it is pretty surprising it leads so strictly to being fired automatically.
Though the system is broke too, autotip? Pfft, hate it when places do that, defeats the point.

[CountDeMoney]

If Bell is a pastor, isn't Bell actually the temporal recipient of "God's tips"?

Looks like the Truth in the World Deliverance Ministries Church is your typical 501(c)3 dazzling-urbanite-church-in-an-old-Stuckey's-restaurant operation, anyway.  Just checked with the Home Office in Rome:  not real church.


lol, great retort I found on the intrawebs to the pastor:

Jesus tipped well at the last supper. He tipped with his life, Alois.

Fake Church

[Martinus]

Perhaps the service was shitty?

[Martinus]

Pastor was a d-bag, waitress is awesome for posting pic, and who gives a shit if you get fired from Applebees anyway?

It's not like that is going to be a tough job to replace.

Why was he a douche bag? If the tip is automatic, it's not a tip anymore but a surcharge imposed by the restaurant. If they are not telling this up front to customers, they are frauds.

Tip is something you give for good service. It's not a "right".

[Martinus]

Uh oh. Now Berkut will rage on you and state that the cute ones don't generate more value than the ugly ones.

I tip cute guys more.

[sbr]

Any place that adds an auto-tip for large parties has it stated in writing on every menu ay least, there is loyalty a sign somewhere as well.

How easy the disclaimers are too find I can't say.

[Razgovory]

Pastor was a d-bag, waitress is awesome for posting pic, and who gives a shit if you get fired from Applebees anyway?

It's not like that is going to be a tough job to replace.

Why was he a douche bag? If the tip is automatic, it's not a tip anymore but a surcharge imposed by the restaurant. If they are not telling this up front to customers, they are frauds.

Tip is something you give for good service. It's not a "right".

Pastor was a chick.

[Razgovory]

Also the Pastor came in and demanded everyone who was working there that night be fired.  So yeah, she's a bitch.

[Berkut]

Bitch got what she deserved.

I hope somebody spooges in your next patty melt.  Yes sir, of course it comes with dressing.  Asshole.

Patty melt? Yuk.

And I tip handsomely. Ask the cute waitresses.

Uh oh. Now Berkut will rage on you and state that the cute ones don't generate more value than the ugly ones.

The cute ones most certainly do generate more value than the ugly ones.

Dumbass.

[mongers]

Bitch got what she deserved.

I hope somebody spooges in your next patty melt.  Yes sir, of course it comes with dressing.  Asshole.

Patty melt? Yuk.

And I tip handsomely. Ask the cute waitresses.

Uh oh. Now Berkut will rage on you and state that the cute ones don't generate more value than the ugly ones.

The cute ones most certainly do generate more value than the ugly ones.

Dumbass.

I don't think we have cute waitresses in England :crooked teeth smile:

[Razgovory]

Do Euroes even give tips?

[mongers]

Do Euroes even give tips?

All the time, what do you think we're all doing on this forum. And Americans seem to appreciate the advice. 

[Razgovory]

Well most of you guys aren't circumcised so I didn't think you had any tips laying around to give.

[Iormlund]

Do Euroes even give tips?

All the time, what do you think we're all doing on this forum. And Americans seem to appreciate the advice. 

Well played, Sir.

[Phillip V]

What does the waitress Chelsea Welch look like?