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Started by Malthus, January 24, 2013, 11:59:32 AM

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Which Phrase Do You Use?

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
8 (34.8%)
Cold as a witch's left tit
1 (4.3%)
Cold as winter moonlight on a tombstone
6 (26.1%)
Other (add below)
8 (34.8%)

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Malthus

#15
January 24, 2013, 02:18:48 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 24, 2013, 02:15:36 PM
Balls makes more sense.  Unless you're specifically looking for them, monkey tits are easy to pass over.

True.

I can't imagine why one would be specifically looking for monkey tits. Unless of course they are on one's monkubines.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

garbon

#16
January 25, 2013, 06:56:59 AM
God, it's fucking cold.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

PDH

#17
January 25, 2013, 07:53:08 AM
Not cold at all.  It has been in the 40s all week.

Now LAST week when it was -30...that was cold.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

katmai

#18
January 25, 2013, 07:54:27 AM
Yeah 38 here now, but suppose to get below 0f temps tonight and for weekend.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Josquius

#19
January 25, 2013, 07:55:29 AM
Very. I live in a land without double glazing, insulation or central heating.
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CountDeMoney

#20
January 25, 2013, 08:56:15 AM
Fucking 16 degrees out. 

Winter weather advisory for this afternoon and evening.  1 to 3 inches.  TIME TO PANIC

garbon

#21
January 25, 2013, 08:57:09 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 25, 2013, 08:56:15 AM
Fucking 16 degrees out. 

Winter weather advisory for this afternoon and evening.  1 to 3 inches.  TIME TO PANIC

I look like I've built a cocoon in my bedroom. Nearly froze entering my bathroom this morning.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

C.C.R.

#22
January 25, 2013, 09:01:44 AM
Every time I go outside to smoke I turtle up so bad I have to punch myself in the stomach to get my dinger to pop out so I can pee...

:(

CountDeMoney

#23
January 25, 2013, 09:02:35 AM
I overslept, and the cat came and got me, and gave me the blues following me around until I went out to the living room and turned on the fireplace.
Now she's laid out in front of it like a polar bear rug at a cheap Poconos getaway.

Admiral Yi

#24
January 25, 2013, 09:18:52 AM
Quote from: C.C.R. on January 25, 2013, 09:01:44 AM
Every time I go outside to smoke I turtle up so bad I have to punch myself in the stomach to get my dinger to pop out so I can pee...

:(

:lol:

Syt

#25
January 26, 2013, 01:18:26 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Razgovory

#26
January 26, 2013, 01:49:54 AM
Colder then a well digger's ass.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Zanza

#27
January 26, 2013, 04:03:20 PM
Some valve on the aircraft I am on is frozen so they could not start the engine and need to repair it first...

The Brain

#28
January 26, 2013, 04:04:42 PM
It's warm, just under zero.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

MadBurgerMaker

#29
January 26, 2013, 04:46:12 PM
68 degrees.  It's perfect.
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