How Cold Is It?

[Malthus]

Well?

[Admiral Yi]

Cold as a brass toilet seat in Siberia.

[Richard Hakluyt]

It's not cold, it's like a summer's day in Glasgow.

[Grey Fox]

I don't know how to convey this in English.

C'est pas froid, c'est frettte!

[Zanza]

Too cold. That's why I am flying to South Africa on Saturday.

[Neil]

Too cold. That's why I am flying to South Africa on Saturday.

For me it's Los Angeles and Sunday.

[crazy canuck]

Other, I am happy my parents left the frozen wastes of Canada east of the Rockies and settled in the one corner of Canada that is habitable in winter.

[CountDeMoney]

Holy Mayor McFucking Goat Cheese, it's cold out.  Wind chill has it knocked down to 14 degrees here.

Needed to get gas, tossed in $10 and got the fuck back inside.  I'll deal with that bullshit later.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Very.

[Syt]

Around freezing during the day, nighttime of -7°C, not much of a wind going, i.e. tolerable.

[PRC]

Cold enough to freeze the TITS off a brass monkey!

[Eddie Teach]

As Dante would say, it's cold as hell. Just not here. 

[viper37]

Around freezing during the day, nighttime of -7°C, not much of a wind going, i.e. tolerable.

We hit -35C with the chill factor here yesterday
In Quebec city, it was -40C with the chill factor.

Currently, -20C straight, -31C with the chill factor

[Malthus]

Cold enough to freeze the TITS off a brass monkey!

Heh, I always heard "balls". With the innocuous variant of "tail" if anyone easily-offended was in earshot. 

[Admiral Yi]

Balls makes more sense.  Unless you're specifically looking for them, monkey tits are easy to pass over.