Most Heartbreaking & Inspirational Story Of College Football Season Was A Hoax

Started by jimmy olsen, January 16, 2013, 05:42:25 PM

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Valmy

#105
January 18, 2013, 08:26:36 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on January 18, 2013, 02:05:57 AM
Hmm, not a good candidate for assault weapon ownership.

The imaginary body count would be shocking to say the least.
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jimmy olsen

#106
January 18, 2013, 10:28:31 AM
 :D

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Syt

#107
January 18, 2013, 10:38:58 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 18, 2013, 08:24:53 AM
QuoteLate Thursday evening, an independent baseball team, the Florence (Ky.) Freedom, announced it would have "Manti Te'o Girlfriend Bobblehead Day."

As part of the promotion in late May, the first 1,000 fans will get an empty bobblehead box, there will be a pretend kiss cam for fans to kiss their imaginary friends and there will be an imaginary food fight in the kids' area, as well as an air guitar contest.

That's brilliant.
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derspiess

#108
January 18, 2013, 12:51:53 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 18, 2013, 08:24:53 AM
QuoteLate Thursday evening, an independent baseball team, the Florence (Ky.) Freedom, announced it would have "Manti Te'o Girlfriend Bobblehead Day."

As part of the promotion in late May, the first 1,000 fans will get an empty bobblehead box, there will be a pretend kiss cam for fans to kiss their imaginary friends and there will be an imaginary food fight in the kids' area, as well as an air guitar contest.

:lol:  That's our local minor league team. 
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jimmy olsen

#109
January 19, 2013, 08:17:18 PM
 :lol:

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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katmai

#111
January 19, 2013, 08:20:58 PM
Why is Timmay stooping to Marti like levels of trying to see homosexuality in everything?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

jimmy olsen

#112
January 19, 2013, 08:23:34 PM
Quote from: katmai on January 19, 2013, 08:20:58 PM
Why is Timmay stooping to Marti like levels of trying to see homosexuality in everything?
It was the most rational explanation for the whole situation. However, reading more about the situation, it seems that as happens often in life, the most rational explanation is not what occurred. It really seems like is as dumb as Forest Gump and fell for a hoax.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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PDH

#113
January 19, 2013, 08:26:43 PM
As a first hand expert in dumb, you should have recognized a kindred spirit right away.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
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dps

#114
January 19, 2013, 08:29:36 PM
Quote from: PDH on January 19, 2013, 08:26:43 PM
As a first hand expert in dumb, you should have recognized a kindred spirit right away.

Indeed.  As Marti sees gay everywhere, so should Timmay see dumb everywhere.

dps

#115
February 25, 2013, 10:32:18 PM
Now it appears, from his workout at the NFL combine, not only does Te'o not have a dead girlfriend, he's smaller and slower than advertised.  Is anything about this guy real?  At this point, I wouldn't be surprised to find out he's not even from Hawaii.  Forget Barack Obama, the press needs to be demanding to se Manti Te'o's birth certificate.

fhdz

#116
February 25, 2013, 10:54:43 PM
He's a leprechaun. It's why he fits right in.
and the horse you rode in on

CountDeMoney

#117
February 25, 2013, 11:03:04 PM
He's more of a scheme player than a superstar at the NFL level.   He'll fit into the right system.  Wouldn't spend a 1st rounder on him, though.

Ed Anger

#118
February 26, 2013, 09:26:56 AM
He's Vernon Gholston part deux.
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derspiess

#119
February 26, 2013, 10:31:20 AM
I was going to take a couple days off and go to the combine but it would have essentially meant taking time off from my real job to go drive 4 hours to Indy to work essentially for free.  I wouldn't get to just sit around & watch. 

I missed out on some awesome dinners/drinks on someone else's tab, though.
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